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Clips from Friends - The One with Russ (S02E02)

"...or Italy called and said it was hungry?"
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"The part's mine if I want it."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"If I'm willing to sleep with the casting lady."
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"Ten years I've been waiting for a break like this. Ten years!"
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"What are you gonna do?"
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"How can I do that?"
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"I've got a pop-up book that told me everything I need to know."
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"Well, is she"
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"...I'd be buying her breakfast."
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"Maybe this isn't such a big deal."
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"The way that I see it is, you get a great job, and you get to have sex!"
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"Throw in a tree and a fat guy, and you've got Christmas!"
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"I mean, let's say I do make it, all right?"
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"I'll always look back and wonder if it was because of my talent or..."
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"...you know, the little general."
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"Didn't you used to call it "the little major"?"
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"Something from the bar?"
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"Yes, I would like something."
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"No. No, thank you."
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"If you wanna drink, it's okay with me. I've gotta get used to it."
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"No, no, really. I wouldn't feel right about it."
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"Just some water, please."
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"- So my refrigerator light's out. - Scotch on the rocks with a twist!"
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"We're having some fun now, huh, Ross?"
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"Wanna do another one? Huh, Russ?"
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"Eleven letters..."
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"...atomic element number 101, ends in "ium.""
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"Dysprosium."
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"Try mendelevium."
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"Unless "Knights in White Satin" was sung by the Doody Blues."
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"You don't see it? You actually don't see it?"
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"What?"
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"Honey, you're dating Ross."
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"No, Pheebs, I'm dating Russ."
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"Russ is Ross. Russ, Ross."
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"No one is named sleeve."
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"Other than their names being similar, I do not see what you're seeing."
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"For your information..."
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"You could not be more wrong."
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"You could try, but you would not be successful."
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"Oh, you do, do you?"
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"You're jealous."
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"Of what?"
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"You're jealous because I'm a real doctor."
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"Hey, you're a doctor of gums."
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"No, you let me fin"
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"I don't even think he knew."
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"Would you sleep with somebody to get a great job?"
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"It's my game. You want the job or not?"
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"Good morning."
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"Where you going?"
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"Bobby and I are going away for the weekend. Remember?"
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"This is not for him. This is for me."
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"That way, he's sober but his shoelace stories are more amusing."
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"God! Even his knock is boring!"
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"- I'll be ready in a second. - Could I talk to you?"
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"Sure."
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"This is hard for me to say."
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"You fell off the wagon!"
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"It's about you."
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"What about me?"
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"I think you may have a drinking problem."
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"No, these are for cuts and scrapes."
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"Look, I'm not strong enough to be in a codependent relationship."
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"Oh, shoot."
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"Well, anyway, I hope we can be friends."
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"What happened?"
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"We kind of broke up."
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"Sometimes I hold stuff like this and pretend I'm a giant."
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"How'd the callback go?"
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"- What did you do? - I couldn't do it."
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"Good for you!"
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"So, and?"
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"So, you are now looking at Dr. Drake Ramoray, neurosurgeon..."
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"I guess you guys heard Rachel dumped me."
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"Yeah, I'm sorry, man."
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"She said I remind her too much of somebody."
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"Any idea who she's talking about?"
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"She hates him."
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"Hey, Julie!"
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"How are you doing?"
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"I don't know. It's weird not being with Ross..."
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"Actually, I've got some of his stuff that he..."
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"All right! Bye!"
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"Maybe they do."
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"Come on, Joey!"
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"I know this jacket. This is Fun Bobby's jacket!"
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"Need me to pick you up?"
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"Or to a club, or to the..."
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"We could all sleep together, then one of us could get amnesia!"
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"I'm not saying you're not talented. You're very talented."
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"Honey, give me a break, will you?"
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"Lori, please."
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"I needed to buy a hammer and I'm out walking around the neighborhood."
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"Bye..."
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"Okay, don't get all squinky."
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"He's probably always been dull. You just, you know..."
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"Oh, you're the date."
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"See? Now they're as different as night and..."
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"This is the deal."
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"It takes him, what? Like, I don't know..."
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"Is she good-looking?"
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"After having slept with her."
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"And weenie number two has it."
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"Steve, sleeve."
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"Who would I have to sleep with?"
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"Oh, no, no."
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"Does anybody want these?"
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"All right, I gotta go shower."
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"You look so familiar."
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"You know what I'm sick of coffe. Let's go and get some juice."
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"Me."
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"Oh, God, yes!"
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"She's dating?"
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"Oh, I do. It's Bob Saget."
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"Well, yeah. But, no. I mean..."
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"Well, I am going to get a beverage."
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"Actually, I'm kind of a..."
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"I'm excited! I've never got reviewed before!"
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