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Clips from Friends - The One with Russ (S02E02)

"So what? So he drank a lot tonight."
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"And did you notice how he always starts his stories with..."
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"..."Okay, I was so wasted!" Or "Oh, we were so bombed!""
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""So I wake up and I'm in this dumpster in Connecticut!""
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"We just happen to go to a lot of places where you might drink."
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"How do you go to a wine-tasting without having a drink?"
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"Rach, does this have nonfat milk?"
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"Too late, you already had some."
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"Yeah, we're gonna get some cake."
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"It seems like you've been making an awful lot of stuff "Irish" lately."
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"I'd make them Belgian, but the waffles are hard to get into that flask."
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"I'm worried about you."
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"Or "Come on, it's Flag Day!""
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"So, what are you saying now?"
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"I guess I'm saying..."
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"I like that you worry about me."
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"So, what's going on?"
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"I am gonna try and quit drinking."
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"Oh! Why?"
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"Guess who's back in show biz!"
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"Lorne Greene?"
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"No. You know why? Because he's dead."
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"...but Joey, that's who!"
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"My agent called with an audition for Days Of Our Lives!"
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"We have to celebrate! We should do a soap opera theme."
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"When do you get off? We'll do something tonight."
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"Well, actually, I'm already done. But I kind of got plans."
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"You have other friends?"
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"I have a date."
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"What?"
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"With a man?"
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"What's so strange about me having a date?"
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"What about Ross?"
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"No, no, I'm not mad at him."
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"I'm not really "anything" at him anymore."
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"- What are you talking about? - I don't know."
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"Whatever I was feeling, I'm..."
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"...not."
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"But you guys came so close."
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"I'm sorry. You'll have to get used to the fact..."
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"...that I will not be dating Ross."
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"Here he is."
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"But with the bird dead and all, there's very little act left."
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"There's my favorite client!"
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"So tell me, darling, how was the audition?"
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"I think it went well. I got a callback for Thursday."
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"Joey! Have you ever seen me ecstatic?"
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"Well, here it is."
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"Okay! Listen, there's something I want to talk to you about."
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"Oh, isn't Lori a doll?"
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"She's great."
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"But I kind of got the feeling that she was sort of coming on to me."
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"If I sent the little general in."
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"...and we'll find out what's going on and straighten it out."
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"How about Joey Tribbiani for the part of the cab driver?"
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"Isn't he terrific?"
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"Okay, doll, talk to you later."
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"You're gonna have to sleep with her."
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"- What's the matter? - Fun Bobby."
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"What? Isn't he sober?"
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"Oh, he's sober all right."
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"Turns out that Fun Bobby was fun for a reason."
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"All right, here you go, sweetie."
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"Thanks. You wanna hear something funny?"
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"There are no hardware stores open past midnight in the Village."
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"That is funny."
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"And I am walking, and I am walking, and I am walking"
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"So you are saying you are walking"
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"So it's help for fat..."
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"...as well as funny."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"...ridiculously dull Bobby."
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"Oh, my God."
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"He's not that bad."
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"Maybe it's the kind of story where you had to be there."
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"But I'm gonna be there!"
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"For the rest of my life."
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"I can't dump him. I made him quit drinking. I made him dull!"
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"Don't say that."
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"...set it free."
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"Hey, Ross."
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"I've got two more tables to clean, and then we'll go."
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"I'll just sit here and..."
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"...chat with your..."
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"...friend-type people."
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"Rachel?"
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"So, you know what you're doing, right?"
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"Waitressing?"
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"Bob Saget?"
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"No, no, no!"
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"She's upset because..."
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"...she buttered a spider into her toast this morning."
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"Listen, Pheebs. This is gonna be okay."
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"Ross, Russ. Russ, Ross."
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"Are you a friend of Rachel's?"
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"Are you a friend of Rachel's?"
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"...you know..."
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"...a date-type thing..."
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"Oh! Oh, you're a..."
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"...because if we lose Ross, we have a spare."
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"Oh! You are the paleontologist."
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"Yes. Yes, I am. And you are a..."
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"Periodontist."
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"...later that night."
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"It was nice meeting you."
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"Well, I met Russ."
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"Hey, I didn't know we were seeing other people."
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"Well, we're not seeing each other, so..."
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"For your information, there's a woman at the museum..."
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"...winged things..."
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"...who's let it be known that she is drawn to me, much like a..."
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"...you know."
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"I've kept her at bay, but if this is the deal"
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"Okay, well, have a nice evening."
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"Russ, you ready?"
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"- Do you not see it? - See what?"
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"I don't know what she sees in that goober!"
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"...hello, a week to get out a sentence?"
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"You didn't get the part..."
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