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Clips from Friends - The One with Russ (S02E02)

"You were so amazing as the king! I'm really impressed."
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"Okay, look. That is one guy's opinion."
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""The only thing worse than the mindless, adolescent direction""
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"Anybody have one from a different paper?"
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"I don't want to."
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"...was when the king has been hanged and he can speak no more."
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"I believe this will change your mind."
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"Continued on page 153."
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"Are you okay?"
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"Not at all."
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"I'm so excited to hear you're back with my sister."
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"No, I'm picking you up!"
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"Before I go, does anybody else need to be picked up?"
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"Public display of affection coming up. You can avert your eyes."
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"Oh, isn't he?"
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"...I-got-boned-at-the- Museum-of-Natural-History mug."
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"Okay, so that's what? Two bottles."
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"Now that I think about it, I don't think..."
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"Have you been with him when he wasn't drinking?"
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"...zoo."
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"I don't know, taste it."
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"Maybe it's none of my business. Or maybe it is, I don't know."
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"...I'll try and quit."
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"Oh, no."
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"This is gonna seem bittersweet now..."
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"With Crule John."
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"You're still mad because he made that list?"
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"Guys, this is Russ."
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"I'll talk to you later."
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"The casting lady"
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"But apparently..."
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"...there are no hardware stores open past midnight in the Village."
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"Don't you have to be at your interview?"
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"See you guys."
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"Not that bad? Did you not hear the hammer story?"
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"Hi, Russ."
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"Oh, my, oh!"
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"What's wrong?"
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"Yes. Yes, I am."
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"...of Rachel's."
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"This is actually good..."
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"Ditto."
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"...who's curator of moths and other..."
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"Yes, but did you see who she was dating?"
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"Oh, my..."
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"...God?"
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"I mean, Days of our Lives. That's actually on television!"
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"I guess I could sleep with her. I mean..."
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"I've never slept with someone for a part."
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"Sorry."
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"She's totally good-looking. If I met her in a bar..."
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"I just don't think that I want it that way, though."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"...it's a card sharp, not a card shark."
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"I know your problem."
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"That's the smallest body part you can major in."
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"- Let me finish. - No, let me finish."
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"Did Joey say what he was gonna do?"
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"Why with you?"
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"What's with all the liquor?"
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"What's going on? Is Bobby drinking again?"
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"What, these?"
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"Take care."
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"I'll take one."
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"It was unbelievable. I walked in there and she was all over me."
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"But wait! I left her office..."
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"...and she caught up with me and offered me a bigger part."
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"...but I guess I'm doing okay."
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"- Have we met? - I don't think so."
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"Slow down! The will not be sold out at 1:00 in the morning."
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"Although you know what?"
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"You might wanna concider wear underwear next time."
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"When you sat on the throne, you could see your..."
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"...royal subjects."
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"Come on, no one wear underwear back then."
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"Nice gender, by the way!"
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""The only thing worse than the mindless adolescent direction..."
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"...was Joseph Tribbiani's disturbingly unskilled portrayal of the king.""
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"All right? Pheebs, read yours."
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"Ross, read yours."
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"The only enjoyable moment..."
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"Joey, they don't know what they're talking about."
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"I've done this 10 years and I'm nowhere. There's gotta be a reason."
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"Come on, you're just paying your dues."
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"No, no, no. It's too hard."
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"It's not worth it. I quit."
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"Wait, wait one minute. Wait a minute."
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""In a mediocre play, Joseph Tribbiani achieved brilliant levels of"
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"Sucking.""
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"It there anything else you ever wanna to be?"
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"I used to want to be a vet."
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"Then I found out you have to put your hands into cows."
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"Just a tough day at work, you know?"
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"Stegosaurus fell over, trapped a kid."
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"Where is he? He's here, isn't he?"
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"- Maybe. - Don't toy with me."
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"Geller!"
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"Hey, Fun Bobby!"
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"Hey! You been working out?"
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"I love this guy!"
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"- You and me both! - So what'd I miss?"
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"We were trying to make Joey feel better."
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"No, I'm all right, man."
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"No, seriously. I don't need you to"
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"It still works!"
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"See you later, babe."
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"See you."
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"Fun Bobby is so great."
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"I think this time it may work with him. He makes me feel so good."
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"I've been feeling so lousy lately. No job, no boyfriend."
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"Well, at least my cup is half full."
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"Half full of love!"
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"For our two-week anniversary, he's taking me to his cousin's cabin."
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"Cabin of love!"
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"We went through a lot of wine tonight."
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"I only had two glasses."
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"I had a glass."
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"Two."
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"I had a mug full in this..."
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"And yet somehow we went through five?"
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