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Clips from The Simpsons - Homer's Barbershop Quartet (S05E05)

"- Bart! - What?"
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"I can't believe you're not still popular."
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"What'd you do? Screw up like the Beatles and say you were bigger than Jesus?"
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"All the time. It was the title of our second album."
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"But we were about to learn an iron law of show business."
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"- So has Sinatra. - Well, anyway, we were all getting tired of--"
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"Dean Martin still packs 'em in."
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"- Ditto Tom Jones. - Shut up!"
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"[ Homer's Voice ] Hi, kids. I love-- [ Speeds Up, Unintelligible ]"
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"[ Homer's Voice ] Meanwhile, the group was having problems of its own."
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"" Koop-Koop-a-doop ""
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"This is worse than your song about Mr. T."
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"I pity the fool who doesn't like... he."
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"- And where's Barney? - Oh, he's with his new girlfriend..."
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"I'm taking it to strange new places."
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"- [ Woman's Voice ] Number eight. - [ Belch ]"
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"- [ Woman's Voice ] Number eight. - [ Belch ]"
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"Then came the day we knew we were finished."
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"- Are we hot? - We are not."
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"Well, William, I'm back."
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"So, how did you spend your summer?"
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"I made millions in software and lost it at the track. Ach!"
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"It may not be glamorous, but it's good, honest work."
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"Here you go."
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"And I did."
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"- What happened to the money? - Why haven't you hung up your gold record?"
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"There are perfectly good answers to those questions..."
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"but they'll have to wait for another night."
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"Now off to bed."
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"[ Creaks ]"
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"Last year, on that stupid Dame Edna special."
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"And a one, and a two, and a three--"
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"" That sign on my car's windowpane ""
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"Hello! Human Fly here."
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"Come on! I stayed up all night dyeing my underwear."
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"Extra, extra! Be Sharps sing on rooftop!"
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"What? Give me one of those!"
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"- Pretty, huh, Chief? - It sure is, Lou. It sure is."
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"" Each trip's a trip to paradise ""
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"" On board ""
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"[ Applause, Cheering ]"
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"[ Homer ] I'd like to thank you on behalf of the group..."
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"and I hope we passed the audition."
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"[ Barney Laughing ]"
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"[ Barney ] I don't get it."
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"- [ People Chattering ] - Shh!"
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"Oyster shells!"
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"Viv!"
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"- Religion? - Learning?"
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"[ Gasps ] Bart, look. It's Dad!"
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"People Express introduced a generation of hicks to plane travel."
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"- " So good-bye " - " Farewell ""
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"Homer, I'm a theatrical agent. I want to represent your group."
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"[ Panting ] Where we goin'? Where we goin'?"
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"- [ Brakes Screech ] - Run along, boy. You're free now."
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"[ Homer's Voice ] The next day, we started auditioning for Chief Wiggum's replacement."
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"- [ Piano Sounds ] - Aaah!"
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"Barney forever! Wiggum never!"
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"I like it!"
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"Why, you can't blame a guy for tryin'. [ Chuckles ]"
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"Oh, you're all under arrest."
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"This thing writes itself!."
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"" Each trip's a trip to paradise ""
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"Well, if I explain it to Marge that way, I'm sure she'll understand."
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"Aw, squiddy, I got nothing against ya."
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"Yeah, but I'm not gonna let it change our lives."
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"[ Women Screaming ]"
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"I have a question for Apu de Beaumarché."
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"Hey, fellas. I'm back."
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"" Ba-bum-bum-bum ""
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"" Baby on board ""
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"Wait a minute. There's nothing in here about the Be Sharps!"
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"Get the tear gas."
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"Ooh, five cents each."
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"" Grunt and squeak and squawk with the animals ""
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"- The Be Sharps. - [ Apu and Barney ] The Be Sharps."
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"Something new, something exciting, something mid-1 980s."
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"- Oh, yes! - Yes! Wait till I tell Marge!"
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"We had fame and fortune."
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"- Hey, Barney, what'll it be? - I'd like a beer, Moe."
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"" [ Pitch Pipe Hums ]"
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"I'm gonna nail that cop right between the eyes."
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"Well, I would prefer we kept your marriage a secret."
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"[ Both ] Aaah!"
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"I'm surprised you don't remember, son."
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"" Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O ""
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"" My Adeline ""
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"One of us made some money. I sold a guy our spare tire."
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""There was nothing in Al Capone's vault ""
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"Perfect."
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"You haven't heard the last of them."
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"[ Homer's Voice ] Then came the greatest thrill of my life."
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"[ Chorus ] " The Simpsons ""
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"- " Never to see you any-- " - " Never gonna see you any ""
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"D'oh! [ Screams ]"
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"''Achy Breaky Heart'' was seven years away."
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"" Call Surgeon General C. Everett Koop ""
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"[ Panting ]"
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"By the many arms of Vishnu, I swear it is a lie."
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"What did I tell you?"
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"Anyway, rock and roll had become stagnant."
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"" [Jazzy Solo ]"
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"[ Tires Screeching ]"
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"It was only eight years ago."
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"Ned, there's an oil stain in the parking lot that looks just like St. Barnabus."
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"- [ Clank ] - [ Thud ]"
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"- Oh, yeah. - [ Channels Switching ]"
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"- Small world, huh? - It is. It really, really is."
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"Oh, boy! Free trading cards!"
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"Anyway, it all happened during that magical summer of 1 985."
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"[ Homer's Voice ] Every afternoon at Moe's, Chief Wiggum..."
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"[ Skinner] " Good-bye my Coney Island babe ""
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"- [ Whistling ] - [ Thud ]"
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"- What'd you kids get? - I bought this cool pencil holder."
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"Well, it'll be a long time before your mother gets back with the tire..."
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"" Something, something Burt Ward ""
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"Now that we had a name, the Be Sharps needed a hit."
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"And that little boy who nobody liked grew up to be..."
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"- Roy Cohn. - [ Both ] Wow!"
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""[ Continues ]"
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