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Clips from American Dad! - Minstrel Krampus (S09E09)

"So, will you remain Krampus forever?"
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"Like, all the time?"
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"Who knows?"
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"and I've got a lot of bottoms to blister."
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"You better be good, boys and girls,"
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"Merry Christmas!"
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"And from your ass."
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"That time of year when children are at their absolute worst."
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"Steven Anita!"
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"# I'm the one they call insane"
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"he'd throw you in his almost child-sized sack"
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"even though she told me I couldn't have any more."
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"Check your basement, Stan!"
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"Maybe you could use an extra hand."
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"I am hiding these until Christmas."
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"No!"
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"I know where it is."
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"Yep."
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"Yeah."
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"Yep."
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"You can't do this!"
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"This is my expertise."
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"# But do I listen? Sadly, no"
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"# Slap that butt with the branch of birch #"
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"# Not some silly stupid game"
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"# I'm gonna punish you"
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"Way harder."
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"I'll help you get your boy"
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"Come on, Roger."
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"# Ooh"
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"# Lord, it's breakin' my heart"
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"# And every Christmas Eve, my soul is always torn apart #"
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"# Hey, wait a second, dude"
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"# Oh, I know that we've been bad #"
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"# You left me on my own"
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"# A dollar to my name"
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"# And next time I see you I'm gonna kill you #"
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"- it's always a full moon. - Is that true?"
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"But I don't get it."
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"With homemade chocolate."
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"That's what I was trying to tell you."
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"I finally realized the importance of family."
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"and your eyes and your mouth."
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"and shake you good!"
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"Smash!"
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"# Krampus, please don't beat me so #"
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"Santa won't help me. Santa hates me."
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"they need a beating every now and then."
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"# I'm no good"
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"# I hate to be a bother"
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"I do whatever I please."
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"# And I miss my baby Sheila"
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"I swear to God, do not touch me!"
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"Off we go to kill Krampus!"
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"# Don't appreciate it #"
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"I'm coming for you, Smiths!"
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"how am I supposed to get to the North Pole?"
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"# We want it, we want it #"
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"No, Krampus is alive."
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"# Now you know the reason why."
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"# He gets whatever he wants #"
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"# Ain't no other way I'm meant to be #"
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"# It's the perfect thing, can't you see? #"
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"# Caramel for Mom, salted for Dad, #"
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"Wait!"
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"# Agh! Agh!"
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"I already hired college kids from the water polo team."
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"Give me the keys. I'll drive."
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"# Well, you gonna see the worst #"
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"# Here the reason why"
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"I'm dying."
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"Well, you in Bavaria now."
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"Change this flight to Bavaria."
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"Let... me... out."
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"Hey, bitch!"
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"I can't go back to sharing Christmas"
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"Santa just spoils them."
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"What's gotten into this boy? He's insane."
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"# If I told you once, I told you twice #"
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"# Bad"
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"# So pony up the dough #"
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"# And a hearty cheese for Steve #"
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"Let me go!"
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"# 80% of kids"
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"Damn..."
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"I need to find Steve."
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"I'm almost there."
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"# With a smack to the forehead"
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"# Because family make you high #"
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"# Because they bing baba boo bing do do #"
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"That's why the world needs Krampus."
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"I suppose this is how I'm to repay my debt to the world"
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