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Clips from American Dad! - Minstrel Krampus (S09E09)

"Santa's village is behind this wall."
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"Give me a boost."
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"Take my hand!"
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"Stan!"
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"Harder."
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"How dare you come to my house."
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"Krampus."
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"He's been gone over 50 years."
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"Always nibbling on my list."
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"Please, I need your help."
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"Okay."
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"Deal."
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"Just a little longer."
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"Aw. Tissue for your tears?"
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"You don't have to be scared."
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"Here, refresh yourself with a cool drink of water."
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"See, everyone here is nice."
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"You guys seem okay."
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"But that Krampus is a real jerk."
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"Krampus cares about you more than anyone."
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"He cares enough to punish you when you're bad."
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"That's cause he's a monster who enjoys terrorizing kids."
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"No, no, no, no, no, you got it all wrong."
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"Come on. We'll show you."
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"# And a poke in the eye"
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"# Oh, yeah"
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"# But the truth in the matter is #"
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"# Yeah!"
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"# When I'm breakin' their fingers #"
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"# I feel as bad as you"
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"# I don't wanna live like this no more #"
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"# I just wish I could start over new #"
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"# Damn, I feel just like you do #"
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"# But we don't wanna be sad no more #"
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"# 'Cause I miss Mom and Dad"
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"# Sheila, why'd you leave?"
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"# All out in the cold"
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"# I love you."
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"When you punished me, it hurt you"
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"more than it hurt me, didn't it?"
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"But I endure it because I care."
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"He seems like a total lost cause."
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"Which is exactly why I need to apologize to him."
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"Apologize?"
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"It's my fault he turned out bad."
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"I should have been beating his ass"
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"instead of munching down on your great-grandma's strudel."
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"I failed him."
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"No, no, no, no, no, don't."
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"Shush now, frowny horns."
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"Look, everyone makes mistakes."
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"The important thing is you're back."
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"And you're exactly what the world needs right now."
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"Ho ho ho!"
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"Actually, once you get above the clouds,"
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"Is any of this?"
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"Once we kill Krampus,"
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"you'll be on my permanent good list, Stan."
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"You and Jesus."
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"But he's Jewish."
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"Oh, what a surprise."
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"And you people wonder why the world is all taking boats."
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"with our customer service rep, sir."
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"Oh, you are a special kind of bitch, Mary Anne."
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"Where the irie plane, mon? You trying to tell me"
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"this flight is late, skank? Rude boy!"
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"Hayley? You work here?"
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"I need the money to buy the perfect gift for my family."
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"# Family, say it"
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"# One, two, three # One, two, three #"
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"# Family is the way for me"
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"# We gonna make them happy"
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"# Bada ding ding ding ding, whoa #"
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"Why do anything for your family?"
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"# Ba bum whoa"
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"# Family, it go one, two, three #"
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"# Bada ding ding ding ding whoa #"
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"# You do it for your family because they go #"
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"# Bada bada bing dong dun dun dun da dum bah #"
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"# And you do it for the family #"
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"# Family, it get you high"
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"A real Stephen Hawking."
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"Thank you."
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"For reminding me how good it feels"
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"to turn naughty kids into nice ones."
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"I hope you don't mind blueberry crepes for breakfast."
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"Trashy!"
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"What are you doing?"
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"He was good!"
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"He was good."
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"Looks like I'm big man on Krampus."
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"Oh, gross!"
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"It got in your mouth!"
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"What are you doing? We had a deal."
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"He cared about kids."
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"Most of my portfolio is in toy stocks."
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"That's why you give toys to everyone,"
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"whether they're naughty or nice."
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"The naughty kids buy the most toys."
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"Wait. What?"
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"Kids don't buy toys."
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"You give toys away."
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"How does that make money?"
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"Do not overthink this."
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"Just know that I am in bed with Big Toys"
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"Rossignol!"
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"Oh, God."
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"You came to help me."
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"And I wanted to tell you I'm proud of you, son."
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"You're a good guy."
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"Because of you."
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"Because you were so hard on me."
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"Maybe."
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"Maybe for people to turn out good,"
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"Yes."
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"And that's why the world sucks so hard now."
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"Because I took Krampus away."
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"You're... Krampus."
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"So I am."
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"for taking Krampus away all these years."
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