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Clips from American Dad! - Minstrel Krampus (S09E09)

"Steve, you're the worst."
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"# 'Cause I'm the best, the best at bein' the worst! #"
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"I have heard enough of this song and dance."
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"You're just lucky I don't beat you like my dad did to me."
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"In fact, let's pay a visit to my dad"
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"Dad, tell him how much jail sucks."
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"Tell him about the beatings, the rapes,"
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"the overly washed Egyptian cotton bath towels."
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"Steve, just be happy you're bad now"
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"Back then, Krampus would have come for you."
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"Krampus?"
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"The demon of Christmas."
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"When I was a boy in Southern Bavaria,"
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"Santa would ride with Krampus."
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"Scare you with his rusty chains."
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"Slap your bottom with his birch branches."
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"I've never heard of Krampus."
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"That's because your gramps trapped the demon, he did."
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"On Christmas Eve,"
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"I didn't care."
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"When I got there,"
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"He was neck-deep in Mutter's strudel."
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"So I trapped him in that copper pot."
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"Copper-potted him good."
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"never get a visit from Krampus on Christmas Eve."
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"See for yourself."
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"That copper pot is with my stuff in your basement."
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"Okay, okay, I'm bored."
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"Let's go."
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"Krampus is real."
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"Real I say!"
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"The copper pot's in your basement."
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"It's right there"
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"with my old Rossignol skis!"
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"They're super-long and super-fast!"
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"So, Hayley, have you decided"
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"what to get the family for Christmas?"
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"No, not yet."
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"# It must be the perfect thing"
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"# For a family so loving"
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"# A gift that's from above"
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"# Roger, oh, Roger"
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"# But I need some money for a gift #"
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"# This gift, you see, is a tub of popcorns three #"
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"Wha-Wha-Wha... just stop, stop."
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"Wh-What's going on?"
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"I need a job so I can get the family a Christmas gift."
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"The bar gets busy during the holidays."
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"You're too late, sister."
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"Here's the classifieds."
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"Ooh, the airport's hiring."
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"What's with this Speedo, Jeremy?"
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"It's too baggy."
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"Even this is too loose."
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"Mark, hop in here!"
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"Did they get this on sale?"
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"Was this the floor model?"
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"Well, if it wasn't, it is now!"
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"Steven!"
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"what do you think you're doing?"
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"Boy driving me insane."
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"Got me talking like Bernie Mac."
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"Krampus?"
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"Jack?"
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"I can't. You're a demon."
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"I-It would be..."
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"Where's my Mickey Mouse towel?!"
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"I'm sorry!"
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"I'll try harder!"
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"Okay. If I let you out,"
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"Yeah!"
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"That's, like, exactly what I do, man."
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"Bring me Jack"
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"I released Krampus."
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"I just wanted him to scare Steve straight."
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"Sexual orientation is not a choice!"
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"What?"
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"Look, Krampus took Steve,"
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"if you take his place."
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"What do you say, Dad?"
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"If I use my CIA connections to get you out of re,"
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"will you switch with Steve?"
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"Krampus probably took him to his castle in Bavaria."
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"Get off me!"
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"What are you doing?"
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"Krampus is back."
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"He's been gone for, like,"
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"50 years or something, you guys."
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"I'm an American child!"
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"I'm a treasure!"
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"If you lay so much as one finger on me, I will per..."
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"Who you talking to?"
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"I'm Krampus, bitch!"
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"# End up turnin' into dirtbags"
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"# But, Steve, oh, Steve, you are the worst #"
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"# Shake them chains till your ears go numb #"
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"# Show you that life is pain"
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"# We do it my way"
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"# And because you haven't learned your lesson #"
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"# You get the rod"
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"# You get the rod!"
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"You see, Steve, you don't know anything about pain."
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"Yes, I do!"
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"Pain is having a girl named Sheila"
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"who worked as a mechanic and made twice as much money as you."
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"Wha...? These are things"
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"# You ain't experienced all that I've been through #"
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"# Sheila said the kid was mine"
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"# That damn Dennis"
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"You'll stay here until I see Jack."
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"Want to tell me who you did?"
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"Was it a boy?"
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"Krampus kidnapped Steve."
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"And Jack took off."
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"Krampus?"
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"Santa's evil sidekick?"
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"Santa must know where he is."
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"Look, even if I wanted to ask for Santa's help,"
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"Oh, boys!"
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"Hyah!"
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