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Clips from American Dad! - Minstrel Krampus (S09E09)

"But it's Christmas."
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"If you're a good boy."
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"No, I'm a bad boy."
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"# I want this and gimme that #"
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"# Daddy, no"
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"# Mommy, no"
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"# And you're paying for it"
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"# I want it, I want it #"
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"# Don't you ever tell him no #"
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"# You want the worst?"
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"Stop!"
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"so you can see what happens to naughty boys when they grow up."
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"Tell him so he'll stop being bad."
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"and not when I was boy."
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"Yes, Krampus."
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"in lower Berchtesgaden,"
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"Santa would give gifts to the good kids"
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"and Krampus would punish the naughty ones."
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"And if you were really bad,"
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"Oh, that's Krampus for you."
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"Yeah, sounds like a load of bull jizzle."
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"I snuck out of bed to get more of Mother's strudel"
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"I wanted more."
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"I saw that Krampus had beat me to it."
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"And that's why you and all the other baddies"
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"That's nonsense."
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"# A gift that's full of love"
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"# A tub of popcorns three"
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"J-J-Just tell me what you want."
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"I've got almost too many hands for jobs."
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"Is it a tandem Speedo for two men?"
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"By the power of Grayskull,"
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"No, Jack's my dad."
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"unwise."
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"Release... me."
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"will you promise to scare my son and make him a good boy?"
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"if you ever want to see your son again!"
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"You did what?!"
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"and he says he'll only give him back"
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"I'm in."
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"See you, sucker!"
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"You need to be punished."
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"# Round the world, it's all the same #"
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"# Children freeze when they hear my name #"
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"# I just laugh"
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"# See now just what you've become #"
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"walk out on you in the middle of downtown Baltimore"
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"for some guy named Dennis,"
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"you know nothing about, boy,"
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"but I'm here to show you."
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"# But it looked just like Dennis #"
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"# And because you haven't learned your lesson #"
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"# You get the rod"
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"# You get the rod!"
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"Looks like you got some stuff going on."
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"Want to tell me what you did?"
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"And the only one who knows where to find him is Jack."
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"Hyah!"
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"What about him?"
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"And he has my son."
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"Who cares about your son?"
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"with that soul-singing goat."
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"if you help me kill Krampus."
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"Oh, that's not true! That's not the way."
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"# I beaten a lot of children in my lifetime #"
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"# I've been hurtin' inside, wish I could rewind #"
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"# Oh"
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"# Such a drag"
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"# In dirty-ass Baltimore"
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"# Oh, Sheila, I'm sorry, baby"
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"So, why do you want my grand-poppy-pop so bad?"
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"Shh."
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"Wow, full moon tonight."
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"He is?!"
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"My flight to Jamaica's delayed."
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"You can discuss any of your concerns"
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"But why?"
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"Because..."
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"# Oh, yeah # Way for me #"
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"# Do it for the family # Family #"
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"# Oh, Lord # So happy #"
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"# Family, it go one, two, three #"
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"# They bada boom ba bing da ding #"
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"Wait. I think I'm starting to get it."
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"I'm going to go save my grandson."
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"Krampus, I can't believe I was acting like such a jerk."
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"No. Thank you."
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"No! Stop!"
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"Steven."
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"Yeah, well, I'm Santa,"
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"and maybe now even a dumb-ass like you"
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"can figure out that I'm the bad guy."
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"Krampus was good."
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"And I make a hell of a lot of money doing it."
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"so I'm making money."
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"See you in hell, Stan."
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"Every man for himself!"
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"My... bad."
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"In the meantime, it's Christmas Eve,"
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"or I'll beat you until blood's coming from your ears"
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"Christmas..."
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"You see, kids have figured out that they'll get"
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"whatever they want whether they're bad or good."
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"So they all became spoiled turds."
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"Hey, I want that."
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"It's too expensive."
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"I get whatever I want!"
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"I get what I want."
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"He's a mystery to me."
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"# I'm the one they call a mystery #"
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""They"?"
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"# Are we to blame? Oh, no #"
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"# I'd never be a saint"
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"# Ain't no saint"
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"# Bad, bad, bad, bad boy"
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"# So bring me toys"
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"# I know what's coming and I see the way #"
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"# Ain't no other way to go!"
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"# And when I want it, you buy it for me #"
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"# We've got you in our aim #"
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