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Clips from Family Guy - Deep Throats (S04E04)

"My God, what did those drug dealers do to you?"
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"Then they pulled my legs out and threw them over there."
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"All right, Meg, we're going to start with a little word association."
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"- Mosquito. - Yes. Good one."
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"- Bite. - Mosquito."
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"Your first job is to go down to the corner and tell that hobo"
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"- You see, Brian, Meg has a job. - Hey, Meg, if you're working for the Mayor,"
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"Hey, everybody, Brian's the new Meg."
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"Brian's the new Meg. Brian's the new Meg."
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"Peter, I'm not your chauffeur."
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"This set of wheels is even better than those talking cars on that commercial."
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"You know, you're very attractive and..."
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"Morty, oh, my God, what are you doing? Look at you."
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"Think I was like a birthday present for the kid or something like that."
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"- I said all that stuff. God! - Let's not rule anything out."
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"Hey, honk the horn."
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"All right, you got me."
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"Don't you all forget to sign up for the Quahog Community Talent Show."
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"Although, you know, he's kind of here, Lois."
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"This is a song about that man and his world"
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"that was taken from him."
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"I haven't thought about that in years."
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"without people talking so loud."
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"So I was thinking we could..."
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"Hello. Hey, Lois, what's up?"
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"Milk? Yeah, I'll pick some up at the end of my shift."
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"Gotta go. First fare of the night."
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"I should really pick up that milk now before I forget."
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"- Yeah, that's Jessica Alba. - Yeah, you want to know a secret, buddy?"
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"- What? - I would do her."
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"My God, this is a bigger ripoff than Peter's Sounds of the Rainforest CD."
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"Once they're gone, this'll be a great place to raise cheap beef."
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"Brian, you can't just barge in here. You have to make an appointment."
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"You know, Meg, that guy's been playing fast and loose"
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"- He's a corrupt bastard. - That is not true."
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"And it looks like it has to be me."
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"Scandal in Quahog. Count me in."
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"Kermit the Frog?"
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"We're never gonna win that talent show."
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"You know, I think Brian may have some inspiration in a cigar box under his bed."
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"Come on, we can't give up on our goals."
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"All right. There he goes. Let's move."
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"I say, what are we looking for?"
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"I don't know, some proof of Mayor West's corruption."
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"Free country, but this is our beat, you know?"
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"How about you just turn around and walk away?"
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"- No, I don't think so. - Hey, you know what..."
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"Oh, and you're so pretty."
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"- You're always pretty. - You guys are so sweet."
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"- I gotta get this to Helen in Accounting. - Okay, bye."
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"I'm not gay! Go see my new movie!"
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"Brian, did you know this couch was here?"
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"Oh, my God. He is short."
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"What should I do?"
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"What?"
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"Should I let him in?"
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"So, we'll just head out and"
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"- Who were those guys? - I don't know."
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""Super secret meeting at motel. Inform no one. ""
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"I think we got him now."
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"to see just how filthy this seemingly clean hotel room really is."
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"Truly, truly, truly outrageous."
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"The Mayor is dating a teenage intern, and it's Meg."
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"What a story."
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"Well, we should probably go."
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"Stewie?"
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"- Let's make cookies. - We don't have to, Lois."
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"Help! Stop!"
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"You realize he probably does this with every new intern."
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"Don't be ridiculous. Listen, I'm warning you because I care about you."
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"- Jeez! What the hell? - They're called nipples, guys."
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"It's you I'm worried about."
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"I don't think I'll be needing it anymore."
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"I got so caught up in taking down Mayor West"
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"My cab's right outside."
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"Good evening. I'm Diane Simmons,"
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"Let's have a round of applause for our first performer."
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"What else be funny tonight?"
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"Star Jones got married. That was in the news."
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"Now, Portuguese, absolutely, absolutely."
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"I can't believe we lost the talent show. What'd we do wrong?"
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"You guys were so baked,"
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"Well, that's a popular misconception, Mom and Dad."
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"But the fact is the chief ingredient in marijuana is THC,"
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"to your sexual potency, short-term memory loss,"
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"central nervous system and basic motor skills."
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"So my advice to the two of you would be..."
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"Oh, they took my chest out and threw it over there."
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"Why don't you get a part-time job like Peter used to have?"
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"Mom, guess what? I just found out I got that internship at Mayor West's office."
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"Yeah, it was a really tough interview, but I totally nailed it."
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"I'll say a word, and you say whatever comes into your head."
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"- Okay. - Mosquito."
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"- Bite. - Bite."
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"- Mosquito. - Bite."
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"Very good. You are a worthy opponent, indeed."
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"I admire his spirit."
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"you know what that means? Even you're doing better than Brian."
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"Let's go, kids. Time for school."
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"It's a mess up there."
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"Brian, what is this? You're driving a cab?"
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"Well, Lois, I realized you were right. I mean, it's time I went out and got a job."
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"For God sakes, I'm seven years old."
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"Seven? That's not bad. You know, Todd was 15 when he died."
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"The dog we had before you."
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"You're not taking me to the vet, are you?"
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"Okay, well, I'll enjoy the ride, then."
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"Around the park one more time, Bitterman."
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"You want to go behind the Applebee's and do it?"
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"You want to just go have some dirty, stupid, insane parking-lot sex?"
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"- Yeah, they had me painted. - Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed."
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"- No, no, that, too, but... - It's not all about you, you know."
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"Oh, my God, look at you. You're hot."
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"- I know. - I would've taken you..."
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"- Yeah? - Why didn't you say something earlier?"
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"Hi, Peter."
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"- Ram her. - What?"
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"- Now shoot her tires out. - What?"
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"- Every cabbie carries a gun, but... - Give me the gun."
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"- I told you. - Oh, my God."
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