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Clips from American Dad! - Dr. Klaustus (S07E07)

"That's right. I said a French word. I learned it over there!"
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"Well, this feels like a natural stopping point."
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"Stop it, Stan!"
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"You destroyed my family!"
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"But if you would all just listen to me, I could fix it."
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"The only one who can fix this is Dr. Penguin!"
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"For some reason, Roger is the only therapist you listen to. I'll get him back."
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"- Are you in the army? - Are you in the dummy?"
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"- Now, where's Pepper? - He's in the rec tent."
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"If you ever need some bitches, remember White James."
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"Uh, yes, sir."
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"He's a wild man, you know that?"
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"- I wanna shake your hand. - Thank you, sir."
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"- How many toilets have you cleaned? - I'm-I'm not quite sure."
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"Eight hundred and seventy-three. That has to be a record."
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"That's a good one!"
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"Sergeant Pepper, you've been officially discharged."
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"Nothin' doin'."
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"I can't fit in with civilized society no more."
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"Bring me up. Let me talk to him."
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"But you have to come back! Oh, I ruined the family."
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"Tough Titicacas."
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"Ha. You always think of something, Klaus."
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"Good-bye, Sergeant Pepper."
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"##"
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"This isn't a Chablis. This isn't my aunt's place."
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"Aunt Evelyn! Aunt Evelyn, it's me, Rafael! Rafael Penguin!"
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"If you even look at her, I will pour this hot coffee down your pants, pervert."
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"Oh, look who it is-the ungrateful son."
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"Leave me alone, embarrassing straight parents, or I'll pee in your cereal!"
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"- Oh, good, you're all here. - I have a surprise for you."
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"What's black and white and lives in Antarctica?"
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"Ah, no, but that's funny. Very funny."
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"- Dr. Penguin! - You're back!"
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"- Oh, thank God. - Help us!"
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"Don't worry. Don't worry. Klaus filled me in on the whole situation."
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"Here's what you all have to do."
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"Everybody go back to lying to each other."
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"That's not gonna work. The secrets are all out in the open."
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"Oh. Well, that's my only thing. I can't help you."
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"I guess I'm done with Dr. Penguin."
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"Okay. Now we can deal with our problems the healthy way."
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"Suck it, fish!"
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"There! Ya hot and bothered now?"
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"Whoa, oops!"
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"Oh, I see Taye Diggs is still perfect-looking."
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"He's my constant. My ebony North Star."
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"- Ach, I give up! - What was that?"
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"- I wasn't listening. - See, that is the problem."
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"No one listens to me."
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"they have to work through them so they can heal."
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"Wait. That actually makes sense."
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"May-Maybe because I was looking at US Weekly and not you."
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"I heard the words, but I didn't see them coming out of a stupid fish's mouth."
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"Why is there a hole in Daniel Craig's mouth?"
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"He was hungry, and I was feeding him something."
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"Ach! Put down that magazine."
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"I did it!"
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"That's the first time I've listened to you."
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"Maybe it's because it came from a man and not from a fish."
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"I have an idea."
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"You can't run from'em all your lives."
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"You need to face your problems."
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"But-"
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"You! Sack up and eat your wife's grub!"
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"And you, missy! You take your emergency fund and sign up for a cooking class!"
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"And you! Bring your girlfriend to dinner!"
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"Damn, I love that girl. Plucky!"
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"And you! Gussy up for you husband!"
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"Maybe some sort of bra? And wash your hair!"
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"- Hippies are not sexy. They're dirty! - Exactly. Ugh!"
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"Hey, no one is dismissed!"
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"Not until you thank this fish. These are all his ideas!"
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"I'm just an authoritative mouthpiece."
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"Are these really all your ideas?"
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"Wow. Sorry we didn't listen to you."
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"Sometimes we forget you are a man in a fish's body."
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"Oh, it feels so good to finally be validated."
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"How can we ever thank you?"
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"Take your pick, Klaus."
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"Your family paid for a full quarter hour."
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"Uh-I'll take the ugly one."
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"Time for Klaus to show how much of a man he really is."
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"I'm not very much of a man!"
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"- Ugh! - Oh, God!"
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"# And he's shining a salute to the American race #"
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"How many times have you been playing with yourself a day? - Three."
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"It's natural to think about Francine when you're sleeping with Hayley."
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"Just drinking a nice young Beaujolais with the boys. Heard I got some mail."
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"that Dr. Penguin will be staying with his aunt Evelyn for a while."
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"You pansies make me sick!"
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"I just want to say that I will be taking over Dr. Penguin's practice while he's away."
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"Now, I will have office hours in the attic from 9:00 to 5:00."
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"What now?"
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"Ah-ha-ha! He does."
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"Sometimes I'll have a snack before dinner."
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"I'm not ready to leave that."
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"Like when you convinced my parents to let me go to art school."
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"Halle Berry, if she moves to Antarctica?"
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"That's comforting."
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"Say something else."
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"You people have major issues."
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"Sir, yes, sir!"
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"Ja, they are."
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"Ma,am, this hat symbolizes the army's transition..."
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"Ah, it's more than that."
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"Mail came. I'm gonna eat after I do my miles."
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"if... he's thinking about your mother."
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"No more Mr. Nice Guy."
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"When I go to bed at night, I see men hovering over me..."
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"Good morning, Dr. Penguin. Ready to come home?"
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"Just that Steve has a girlfriend he hasn't introduced you to."
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"Time to catch up on current events."
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"Bye! Have a beautiful time."
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"I am hungrier than I thought."
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"Wait for me."
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"Where's Sergeant Pepper?"
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"##"
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"Oh, I have to take this."
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"It's okay, Dr. Penguin."
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