Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from American Dad! - Dr. Klaustus (S07E07)

"# Good morning, U.S.A. #"
American Dad!
"# Good morning, U.S.A. #"
American Dad!
"# He's a cold-hearted snake Look into his eyes #"
American Dad!
"I love hanging out with your parents."
American Dad!
"I know."
American Dad!
"Sorry I'm late. I was in IKEA, and I couldn't figure out how to leave."
American Dad!
"Every path led back to Home Office."
American Dad!
"- Well, I've just been- - Uh, hang on."
American Dad!
"L've actually been pretending my neighbors, Greg and Terry, are my parents."
American Dad!
"Yes, I know them. I painted them."
American Dad!
"Wow."
American Dad!
"- And you need to keep lying. - What?"
American Dad!
"You can take this prescription to any room in the house with Kleenex..."
American Dad!
"- and have it filled. - Thanks, Doc."
American Dad!
"I am a man in a fish's body!"
American Dad!
"L've got a couple of more hours here at the office, honey..."
American Dad!
"Somebody just dropped a bunch of work on my desk. -"
American Dad!
"No, that's terrible advice!"
American Dad!
"- Oh, you're so wise, Dr. P. - No!"
American Dad!
"Listen to me. Relationships are much stronger when they are based on truth and honesty."
American Dad!
"I tend to suck on food erotically, and it makes people uncomfortable."
American Dad!
"Lentils are ready!"
American Dad!
"Who's Sergeant Pepper?"
American Dad!
"Oh, I see. it's happened."
American Dad!
"Say your prayers, Iraqis, and I'll say mine."
American Dad!
"I stepped on that mother-loving glass!"
American Dad!
"You're all sued when I get back!"
American Dad!
"Wait. You can't go to Iraq."
American Dad!
"Bye-bye, Dr. Penguin!"
American Dad!
"Dr. Klaus is in the house."
American Dad!
"Don't worry. I know a place where they'll never find me."
American Dad!
"Oh."
American Dad!
"I am not a fish. I am a man in a fish's body."
American Dad!
"Can you help me, Klaus?"
American Dad!
"Ph-Ph-Phone? But what about the lies you tell your husband?"
American Dad!
"Oh, wait. I left it in the kitchen."
American Dad!
"- Yes, Sergeant. - On the goddang main road!"
American Dad!
"Ssss."
American Dad!
"I-I just can't get them to take me seriously."
American Dad!
"What happened? Did I win?"
American Dad!
"That little son of a B's got a girlfriend..."
American Dad!
"Come on, get outta there! Oh, man! Oh, man!"
American Dad!
"Maybe he's just goin' number one."
American Dad!
"- It is a little farfetched. - You just saw her, Stan!"
American Dad!
"Your cooking goes here!"
American Dad!
"He hasn't eaten a meal of yours in 10 years!"
American Dad!
"Embarrassing!"
American Dad!
"So I take $50 from your wallet every week."
American Dad!
"we need to discuss ways for you and Hayley to regain intimacy."
American Dad!
"Yeah, Jeff, come back. I came out of your favorite place."
American Dad!
"I guess Jeff gets turned on by thieves, huh, Francine?"
American Dad!
"Okay, guys. Guys."
American Dad!
"Au revoir, les enfants! That means "fuck you"!"
American Dad!
"Ah."
American Dad!
"Ow! Okay, fine!"
American Dad!
"How the hell is a fish gonna get an alien back from Iraq?"
American Dad!
"- Sergeant, I asked you a question. - 873."
American Dad!
"What's the best way to clean one of them stink holes?"
American Dad!
"Spoken like a wild man."
American Dad!
"with their naked asses in my face."
American Dad!
"They need Dr. Penguin."
American Dad!
"What am I doin' here?"
American Dad!
"- Hold on to your wallets. Thief's in the room. - Cute."
American Dad!
"Yeah, well it'll be the first time you got me hot in a while, Frisbee whore!"
American Dad!
"It's Dr. Penguin!"
American Dad!
"We can't just forget them."
American Dad!
"- Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! - Is that hot enough for you, Jeff?"
American Dad!
"But now that their secrets are out..."
American Dad!
"Listen up, maggots!"
American Dad!
"Be grateful you have two parents who love you..."
American Dad!
"and that you don't come from a broken home like Reese Witherspoon's kids!"
American Dad!
"And you! if you're tossin' it to your mother-in-law, it damn well better be a Frisbee!"
American Dad!
"# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day #"
American Dad!
"# The sun in the sky has a smile on his face #"
American Dad!
"# Oh, boy, it's swell to say #"
American Dad!
"# Good morning U.S.A. ##"
American Dad!
"Oh, my. What a cute beret."
American Dad!
"Cute? Puppies are cute!"
American Dad!
"Reese Witherspoon before children was cute!"
American Dad!
"into a 21 st century fighting force with the power to slug it out..."
American Dad!
"and win campaigns decisively!"
American Dad!
"it must be fun to play an army guy."
American Dad!
"Play? Puppies play!"
American Dad!
"Reese Witherspoon plays to her strengths when she takes on..."
American Dad!
"middle-of-the-road romantic comedies like Sweet Home Alabama!"
American Dad!
"Ma,am, Sergeant Pepper serves his country in the Army Reserves..."
American Dad!
"preserving freedom, no matter how dangerous it gets!"
American Dad!
"- No matter who I have to kill! - ##"
American Dad!
"# Uh-oh He's been telling lies #"
American Dad!
"# He's a lover boy at play##"
American Dad!
"They were right about my colors. I am an autumn."
American Dad!
"Yeah, my folks are the best."
American Dad!
"Hey, Dads!"
American Dad!
"Why are we pretending to be his parents again?"
American Dad!
"Because neither one of us has anything left to say to each other."
American Dad!
"You know what I'm talking about. We're bored, and we've been bored for years."
American Dad!
"- L've been feeling really guilty about- - Hold on."
American Dad!
"- There we go. Shoot. - Dr. Penguin..."
American Dad!
"I'm still hiding my new girlfriend from my mom and dad."
American Dad!
"Uh-oh. - That's normal, a teenager embarrassed of his parents."
American Dad!
"My folks would be devastated if they knew the truth. What should I do?"
American Dad!
"Eventually it'll become second nature, and you'll stop feeling guilty."
American Dad!
"Okay. Thanks, Dr. Penguin. I always feel safe here."
American Dad!
"We're gonna up that to five."
American Dad!
"Ugh. I can't believe the family comes to you for therapy."
American Dad!
"People shouldn't ignore their emotions and avoid their problems!"
American Dad!
"What do you know? You're just a stupid fish."
American Dad!
"I studied psychology at Frankfurt University!"
American Dad!
"If they came to me with their problems, I could actually help them..."
American Dad!
"not to mention get the respect I deserve in this family!"
American Dad!
"- Snow globe! - No! No!"
American Dad!
"but I'll definitely be home for dinner."
American Dad!
"Babe, I gotta go."
American Dad!
"What? I eat here every day before I go home because I can't stand my wife's cooking."
American Dad!
"- What, you never lie to your wife? - Sir, I'm a woman."
American Dad!
"Uh, of course you are. I should have noticed. You're clearly pregnant."
American Dad!
"- No, I'm not! - Of course you're not."
American Dad!
"- You're far too old to be pregnant. - I'm 23."
American Dad!
"Well, I would apologize to you if you didn't look like a fat old man."
American Dad!
"It doesn't mean I love her any less. It's just her food, right?"
American Dad!
Show more clips