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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition (S05E05)

"Oh, sweetie, you are so not the guy."
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"If you're bored, you can go. I understand."
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"No, I'm having a nice time."
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"Don't patronize me."
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"Excuse me. Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me."
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"Pardon me. Excuse me."
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"- Hi, Stuart. - Hi, Sheldon."
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"Sheldon, what are you doing here?"
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"The thought of you sitting in a darkened theater..."
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"...with a character like Stuart is repellent."
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"Although repellent is kind of a strong word."
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"...but based on the currently established parameters of our relationship..."
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"...I can put myself in any repellent situation I want."
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"- Um... Again... - Stuart, please, you're being rude."
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"Anything else?"
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"I'm listening."
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"With the understanding that nothing changes whatsoever..."
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"...physical or otherwise..."
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"...I would not object to us no longer characterizing you..."
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"...as "not my girlfriend.""
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"Interesting. Now try it without the quadruple negative."
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"You're being impossible."
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"Hi, Stuart."
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"Fine."
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"Sorry to interrupt. You two enjoy your date."
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"Here's a dollar for your troubles. Get yourself some Sour Patch Kids."
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"Excuse me. Excuse me. Pardon me."
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"Other than you taking your relationship to the next level with another guy..."
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"...this was nice."
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"Yes, well, thanks for seeing me to my door."
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"Oh, you're welcome."
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"Amy? Amy? Amy?"
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"Let's wrap things up out there."
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"- Um... Good night, Stuart. - Good night."
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"Take the hint, Stuart. The lady said good night."
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"How did you get into my apartment?"
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"Wow. Is that the kind of nagging I can expect now that you're my girlfriend?"
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"Good thing I drew this up."
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"What's that?"
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"A binding covenant that, in its 31 pages, enumerates, iterates and codifies..."
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"...the rights and responsibilities of Sheldon Lee Cooper..."
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"...here and after known as "the boyfriend"..."
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"...and Amy Farrah Fowler, here and after known as "the girlfriend.""
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"It's so romantic."
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"Mutual indemnification always is."
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"Why don't you start perusing while I set up my notary stamp."
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""Section 5: Hand-holding."
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"Hand-holding is only allowed under the following circumstances."
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"A, either party is in danger of falling off a cliff, precipice or ledge."
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"B, either party is deserving of a hearty handshake after winning a Nobel Prize."
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"C, moral support during flu shots.""
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"- Seems a bit restrictive. - Yeah, well, feel free to retain a lawyer."
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"Penny, I said, "Right hand, red.""
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"Yeah, I heard you. I got red. Ahem."
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"Bernadette..."
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"...left foot, yellow."
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"We should play limbo next. No one beats me at limbo."
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"Penny? Amy? Bernadette?"
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"That's my boyfriend."
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"It's open."
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"I got a splinter."
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"What do you want me to do about it?"
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"Relationship Agreement - Boo-boos and Ouchies."
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"You have to take care of it."
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"Looks like it's just us playing."
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"Penny?"
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"- Penny, we're out of wine. - You should probably drive."
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"What kind of loser cares about a showdown..."
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"And unfriend Leonard Hofstadter."
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"- Why? - I have to buy that stupid collector's tin."
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"Pardon me. Excuse me. Excuse me."
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"I believe I would like to alter the paradigm of our relationship."
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"Ugh, God, are you trying to make Amy jealous?"
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"I'm sorry this causes you discomfort..."
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