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Clips from South Park - Helen Keller! The Musical (S04E04)

"Oh, so did Gerald."
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"Good idea!"
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"So wait. Do we do that spin around thing on the last beat?"
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"- You ready for the big show, Timmy? - Where's Gobbles, Timmy?"
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"I don't know, you guys. All right, maybe I tried to have Timmy's turkey crushed"
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"Well, well, what are you doing out here?"
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"Hello, parents, and welcome to the 13th"
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"Yeah, I swore that if I had to see it one more time, I'd put a bullet in my head."
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"Helen Keller, Helen Keller Blind as a bat!"
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"Come on! Move it!"
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"Holy crow! Look, boys! A real live wild turkey!"
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"It's trying to outsmart us. Come on, fellas!"
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"When I snap, she doesn't flinch I wave, she doesn't move an inch"
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"No, that cannot be Darling, you are scaring me"
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"She can't hear me, John! Watch!"
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"Hey, the fountains you guys installed are shorting out some of our lights."
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"We're not in charge of electrical. That's a different union."
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"- Timmy? - Union mafia bastards!"
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"Gobbles!"
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"Where is Timmy? He's on in one minute."
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"He's gone, dude! Butters says he saw him leave!"
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"Leave? Leave? But nobody else knows the part of Helen Keller."
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"I do. I know the part."
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"There it is! Hey, hey! I saw it first, I get the first shot."
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"What the hell is he doing? Helen Keller isn't supposed to sing."
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"- That's it, that's it. - Gobbles!"
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"Gobbles?"
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"Gobbles!"
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"Is there any way we can make it up to you?"
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"Timmy."
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"Here it comes, angel! Your big finale! The audience is going to go wild!"
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"Timmy!"
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"Turkey shoot!"
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"- Alinicia! Jesus, no! - Timmy!"
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"Okay, we're ready for the... What the hell did you assholes do?"
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"This is supposed to be the big finale where the turkey jumps"
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"- Through the ring of fire! - Hey, look!"
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"Wow!"
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"- They loved it! They loved it! - Gobbles!"
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"- Okay, here we go. - Dude, it just can't be better than ours!"
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"It just can't be!"
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"Thanksgiving dinner, let's all eat"
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"E-I-E-I-O"
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"- Happy Thanksgiving! - Happy Thanksgiving!"
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"Butters told us their play was awesome!"
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"Yeah, but nobody told us how we have to do it."
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"We can add Thanksgiving stuff and music numbers, too!"
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"- You go out and find a turkey! - Okay!"
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"- A smart one that can do tricks! - Well, I ain't got a whole lot left,"
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"- His name is Gobbles. - Gobbles!"
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"I will go promptly and call her trainer"
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"- The stage is right through there. - Thanks."
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"How is it going, Eric?"
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"No, just the same old crap I always see when I close my eyes."
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"Timmy, Gobbles."
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"- Hi, Sheila. - Hello, Sharon."
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"Gobbles."
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"You're going to be brilliant, you sexy, gorgeous turkey."
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"Every year the 4th graders do The Miracle Worker,"
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"and every year I have to sit and watch it."
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"Helen!"
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"She's brilliant! Everyone loves her so far!"
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"If only I could say things that go on in my mind"
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"Oh, wow."
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"Yes! That's it! That's it, Helen! Water! Water!"
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"She did it!"
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"Don't worry, Maynard covered your part flawlessly."
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"And for our dinner we'll invite some Indians"
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"With an Indian here and an Indian there"
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"for your Helen Keller Thanksgiving Musical!"
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"- Cartman, where is Timmy's turkey? - I don't know."
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"Water, Helen! Water! We can't believe she did it!"
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"I'm heading up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind"
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"That's Gobbles, the physically challenged turkey."
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"West side."
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"Ample parking day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour""
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"and find some musical instruments! Kenny and Clyde, take some kids"
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"Now I know a lot is going wrong,"
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"I could have done so much more with my life, Son."
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"Oh, my God, they killed Kenny."
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"Well, look, Tim. All's fair in love and theatre, right?"
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"What kind of turkey are you looking for?"
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"- You guys! We got a big problem! - What is it, Butters?"
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"He's not gonna work, Kyle. The whole point was to make our play"
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"Wait! What's that you say?"
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"and he played the lead in Les Misérables"
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"Going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time"
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"Going down to South Park Gonna leave my woes behind"
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"Timmy!"
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"1800s, Alabama What a great place in time"
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"to write the lyrics to Phantom of the Opera?"
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"- I'll try to stall them. - Timmy."
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"She can't hear or speak What's up with that?"
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"Their play is titled Thanksgiving - Mon Ami."
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"Tonight, we present the story of a courageous girl"
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"But luckily I got really stoned before I came."
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"we can make copies of each other's tapes, so we have both."
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"has to perform the Helen Keller story!"
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"Well, we can add music numbers,"
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"at the Denver Community Playhouse"
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"Cool! Can you get it for us?"
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"Come on, you blind bitch, channel your spirit through me!"
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"There we go. Good."
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"Robbie! Robbie, no!"
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"With that other meddling animal out of the way, you'll steal the show."
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"by a stage light, but I didn't do anything else. I'm not an asshole."
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"Look, we're only here to do the water effects."
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"She did it! She did it! Water, water, water!"
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