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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Halloween Surprise (S05E05)

"I don't think that's true."
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"Okay, we have a $100 bid for Ann Perkins."
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"- 200. - 200. Thank you so much."
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"200 for the smartest, most accomplished woman I know."
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"And check out that bod."
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"500."
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"Uh-oh."
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"- $600. - 700."
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"- 750. - $900."
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"Wow, 900 from the man with the tank top and the tattoos."
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"That's so great. Let's beat that, shall we?"
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"Who wants to beat it? Anybody beat it please?"
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"I'm sorry, I'm out."
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"Just one man's opinion."
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"Sir, what would you do with your $900 date?"
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"How would you, uh, um... What are you gonna do to her?"
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"I don't know."
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"My cousin's got a kickass mud pit in his yard."
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"She could watch me do belly flops"
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"then we maybe we could get some Thai food"
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"Oh, that's not as bad as I thought it would be."
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"What up, playboy?"
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"Wait, I can rent it to you."
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"Yeah, it's part of a business I run."
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"Done."
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"He grows so fast I never wanna buy him anything nice."
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"I'm sorry, Jerry, but your future has been canceled."
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"We only raised $1,200."
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"Leslie, thank you."
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"That is amazing."
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"No, it stinks."
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"It's not even close to what you need."
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"With all your bills,"
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"and the inevitable follow-up problems,"
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"I mean, you had this whole plan"
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"for your retirement and your beach house"
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"and now you're future is just a huge pile of crap."
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"Leslie, you can't actually plan your future."
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"You know, there's no guarantees in this world."
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"As long as the people I love are a part of my life"
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"I will be just fine."
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"Watch some of my stories with me?"
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"Tonight's strawberry Jell-o night!"
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"I'm sorry, I don't mean to seem ungrateful."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it."
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"Feelings and girlfriend and whatever."
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""I'm never happier than when I'm managing a campaign.""
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"I watched you in Florida."
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"Wow, you are really good at this."
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"Yes, I am. I'm amazing."
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"But more importantly, so are you."
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"There aren't a lot of people that can manage a campaign."
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"But you, Ben Wyatt, are one of them."
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"Hello, Diane."
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"Also chocolates."
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"And some grout cleaner."
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"Very romantic."
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"It's a package deal."
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"I know. I'm sorry, Diane. I really am."
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"I've been alone most of my life by choice"
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"and kids--"
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"this is all new for me."
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"But I'd like to become familiar with it"
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"I did bring the girls something."
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"I thought I could teach 'em to saw."
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"You know I can't give you your deposit back."
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"I know."
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"- And there's a $300-- - All right, Martha."
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"I get it."
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"Actually, is there a way I could put down, like a--"
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"I didn't know you were coming back here."
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"- Oh. - What are you doing?"
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"Oh, my God, what are you doing?"
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"I'm thinking about my future."
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"I am deeply, ridiculously in love with you"
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"I wanna be with you forever."
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"So, Leslie Knope,"
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"- will-- - Wait. Wait."
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"- Leslie K-- - No, no, no, no, hold on."
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"Just--I need another second, please."
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"I need to remember every little thing about how perfect"
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"my life is right now at this exact moment."
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"Are you good?"
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"- Yeah. - Okay."
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"I'm good."
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"Leslie Knope,"
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"- will you-- - Yes!"
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"Trick or treat!"
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"It's November 8th."
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"to go trick or treating"
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"so somewhere in this house"
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"there is some candy."
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"- You having fun, ladies? - Yeah!"
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"Okay, what do you say, girls?"
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"Tremendous."
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"Appreciate it."
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"Come on, girls."
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"So, three bedrooms, two baths, nice big backyard."
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"In honor of Halloween, the city manager's office"
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"because Dr. Richard Nygard feels that I should face my fears"
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"He's very wise. I see him five times a week."
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"That's an exit."
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"Yeah, yeah, this one's over. We won. Great job."
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"All princesses all the time."
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"Now, ladies, Princess Mommy"
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"Do you mean alligators?"
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"7:34 pm. Man dressed as a nerd."
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"Look, you guys have survived this long."
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"Hey, I know what would cheer you up."
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"and those boring word jumbles you like to do."
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"Is there anything else you need, J?"
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"while releasing so much gas?"
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"Thank you so much."
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"Babe, how much should I sell this hat for?"
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"that you liked so much."
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"why you want to be governor of Florida."
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"I went to SFU law school,"
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"Well, that was my first high profile case."
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"- Why not? - Damn alligator ate it."
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