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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Halloween Surprise (S05E05)

"and above everything else, I just--"
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"- Marry me? - Oh, yeah."
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"Yes, well, these girls didn't get a chance"
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"Why don't you find it and we'll get right out of your hair."
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"All right, I got some, uh, calcium chews"
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"and, uh, a roll of cookie dough."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Am I interrupting something important?"
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"Impossible. I work for the government."
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"I just picked up the girls, thought we'd stop by."
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"How are the girls--"
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"Yes, they are."
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"Hello, girls."
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"Diane and I have been seeing a lot of each other, recently."
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"Her children are loud."
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"Kung fu!"
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"Here comes trouble!"
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"This is fun."
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"Easy, girls."
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"I'm sorry."
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"We just wanted to invite you"
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"to come trick or treating tonight."
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"I think I'm a little old."
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"Can we go, Ron, please?"
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"- Please? - You can come, sure."
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"We have to go by 7:00 or else the good candy will be gone."
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"Sounds perfect."
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"Bye, guys!"
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"See you later, Ron!"
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"But no trampoline room, correct?"
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"Like all houses in the world,"
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"- there's no trampoline room. - Mm."
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"and he we are moving into a house together."
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"but it's a scary nightmare hoarder nest."
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"His words. And Ann's."
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"I'm just so happy that Ben and I are starting our life together"
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"and my future's finally back on track."
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"Great."
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"Hold on."
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"Chris Traeger, city manager, friend,"
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"of Dr. Richard Nygard's award for Most Improved Patient"
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"for my psychotherapy sessions."
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"Thanks, Jerry."
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"and he only made it for me after I specifically asked for it"
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"Tonight's film is the 1986 horror camp classic,"
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"Death Canoe 4: Murder At Blood Lake."
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"Seriously? That's the best one!"
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"I hope no one minds if I live tweet this bitch."
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"instead of running from them."
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"He holds my life in his hand like a fragile little bird."
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"See you tonight!"
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"Calloway is out of money and has stopped campaigning."
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"- Great work, all of you! - Yeah."
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"- But especially me! - Especially everyone."
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"This was a team effort, really."
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"You were all fantastic."
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"Most of all me, April Ludgate, the real hero."
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"Thank you and you're welcome."
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"Actually, April, if you want,"
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"- Wrap a few things up and-- - Great."
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"Whoo!"
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"Gone, but never forgotten."
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"Who was that? I'm just kidding."
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"You know, I have to say, Murray really came through--"
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"Let's talk about what you're gonna do next."
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"Oh, well, I was gonna get a chicken parm"
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"Oh, for the last four years everything has been princesses."
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"Every book, every movie, every backpack."
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"Excuse me, I just have to file a quick report."
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"Oh, no. Vice principal emergency."
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"Some idiot kids were caught pooping on the soccer field?"
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"Guess trick or treating's over."
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"- No, Mommy, no! - I'm sorry."
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"I mean, we just got started."
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"Oh, that's so sweet of you."
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"has to go take care of some bad guys,"
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"so you be nice to Ron and Andy, okay?"
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"Uh-oh."
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"It's the death canoe."
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"Get your foot out the water, dumb-ass!"
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"It's blood lake."
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"Now, I missed the first three Death Canoe films."
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"Why exactly is it a death canoe?"
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"I live tweeted the first three this morning in preparation."
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"In the fifth one, the canoe's actually the hero."
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"- You're the, uh-- - The lady and you're the--"
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"- USA! - Cool. Great."
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"So hold on, what does this mean?"
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"There's a businessman in Florida who wants to run for governor."
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"Florida? They have sharks in Florida."
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"And swamps. And swamp sharks."
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"Maybe. Look, so are you gonna do it?"
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"I--I mean, I just applied for a lease."
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"and I know this makes the future a little murky,"
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"Trick or treat!"
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"Neither of us is in costume."
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"Case closed. Candy, please."
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"Ron, Zoe broke my tiara!"
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"We both have the same tiara."
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"Now she has one and I don't."
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"- Okay. - I didn't mean to, Ivy!"
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"Okay, well, let's just even things out."
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""Sorry about your jaw, son.""
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"Just when things start to turn around and they fall apart."
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"Now I know exactly how FDR felt after Pearl Harbor."
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"Please don't let this ruin your night."
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"Let's have fun."
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"Let's go wait outside the bathroom for Tom"
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"and scare him."
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"Ready and..."
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"Boo!"
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"Jerry, God. Gross."
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"Oh..."
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"Jerry?"
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"Guys, I--"
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"Oh, God, I think he might be having a heart attack."
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"What? Are you serious?"
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"Just breathe, okay? You're gonna be fine."
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"Oh, geez! Did a dinosaur just fart?"
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"Sorry, guys."
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