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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - The Treaty (S04E04)

"They were duds, Ron."
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"Really, anything would be better"
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"than the people we interviewed today."
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"I guess you're right, Tom."
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"I'm not gonna find another you."
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"You were perfect."
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"but selfish enough to slow down all the work."
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"Tom Haverfords don't grow on trees."
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"If they did, I'd sell 'em."
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"Tommy trees."
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"Would you consider coming back?"
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"Sorry, Ron. No can do."
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"I'm like a shark. I don't swim backwards."
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"See ya later, man."
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"We've been making great strides"
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"with genetically modified crops"
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"and would gladly pledge to continue the growth of..."
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"excuse me, Madame Ambassador."
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"- Excuse me. - I'm not finished."
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"Oh, really?"
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"I move that the Security Council formally condemn Denmark"
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"and stop them from making"
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"any more unwarranted acts of aggression."
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"As long as you quit derailing the conference."
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"People are dying of hunger in Africa."
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"Oh, cry me a river."
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"All in favor of the resolution."
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"- What?! - Oh, that's interesting."
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"The resolution passes with flying colors."
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"Denmark is formally condemned."
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"Bam!"
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"That's no problemo, Peru,"
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"because Denmark no longer recognizes the authority"
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"of this international gang of thugs."
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"And history will be unkind to those"
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"who stand opposed to justice."
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"Together, we stand... and I ask all of you..."
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"who is ready to join the Coalition of the Willing?"
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"The Moon shall join your coalition."
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"Yeah! We got the freaking moon."
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"What are you gonna do without tides, Peru?"
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"Okay. We need to stop dealing in hypotheticals."
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"Ann, we dated. What happened to us?"
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"Really? Do you... wanna get real?"
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"Sure. Sounds like fun."
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"Sometimes your relentless cheeriness is confusing."
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"Like that time we went to Eagleton"
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"and we got that hotel room with the jacuzzi..."
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"Ooh, this just got real good!"
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"And the jacuzzi broke."
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"But I did... eat food off of your body."
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"- Oh, come on. - All right, Chris and Ann!"
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"I just wanna go back to work."
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"So the Coalition of the Willing"
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"is Denmark, Botswana, and the Moon."
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"The big three."
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"Now, here's what we're gonna do."
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"Ben is probably shoring up his support in South America."
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"While he does that, we are gonna make sure..."
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"Attention!"
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"The Security Council has decided to expel"
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"Peru and Denmark from the United Nations."
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"Madame Ambassadeur... Pourquoi?"
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"'Cause you guys suck. Look around."
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"We thought you were gonna teach us how to solve problems."
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"You've ruined my favorite club. Thanks a lot."
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"Did we win?"
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"I think we won!"
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"What were we trying to do? I learned so much today."
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"I just wanted to say"
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"that I thought it was really cool"
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"how everything fell apart in there."
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"And also, maybe you should talk to Ben."
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"No. He's being a jerk."
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"Please? When Ben gets upset,"
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"He takes really long sadness baths"
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"and makes me late for stuff."
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"I hate it here."
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"Can't wait to graduate."
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"Yeah, but summer's gonna totally kick ass."
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"So you're saying"
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"that I intimidated you?"
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"- No. Not exactly. - Come on."
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"Talk more about that tantric workshop y'all went to."
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"I was so into you, okay,"
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"and you basically turned me into a female version of yourself,"
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"and then you got bored dating me"
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"because you were dating yourself."
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"I mean, I was jogging. I hate jogging."
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"- Jogging's amazing! - Jogging is the worst, Chris."
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"but God, at what cost?"
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"Well, I'm sorry that I added five years to your life."
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"Now I'm being sarcastic."
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"Being with you"
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"definitely made me do a lot of soul-searching,"
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"and I came out the other side"
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"being a much more self-possessed person."
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"Well, I'm glad."
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"Good luck with Millicent. Just back off a little bit."
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"Let her be herself. Everything'll be fine."
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"Thank you."
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"If you rearrange the letters of Peru,"
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"you could spell Europe."
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"That's... That's not true."
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"Well... You have to rearrange them."
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"- Oh... - Delegates!"
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"to have your very own Camp David."
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"these campouts in his backyard."
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"We would just chill out, have a bonfire,"
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"talk about whatever was on our mind."
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"We called it camp David."
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"How do you know about Camp David?"
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"How do you know about camp David?"
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"Ooookay."
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"You guys are being stupid, so why don't you work it out"
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"- while Andy and I... - Throw these scientist bottles"
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"- off the roof? - No."
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"That's right. See ya."
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"Go. Go. Go. Go. Go."
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"but the thought of us not being friends is..."
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