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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - The Treaty (S04E04)

"Well, this is important too. It's kinda why we came here."
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"I'm sorry, could you... Just step over here?"
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"- You're in the shot. - Oh, of course."
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"Her life is so awesome."
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"You're lucky you're friends with her."
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"Shut up, Bulgaria!"
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"- It doesn't even matter. - Hey! I'm back."
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"Or, as they say in Denmark... "I'm back.""
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"Most people speak English."
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"So are you guys ready to polish off this treaty?"
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"Oh, uh... actually, I merged our treaty"
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"with Russia and China's treaty."
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"I got cut out of my own treaty?"
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"Yeah. I got sick of treading water,"
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"so I swam over to Asia, made a deal."
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"The nation of Denmark would like to formerly request"
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"a summit with the nation of Peru"
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"over there by the refreshment table."
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"Because the nation of Denmark needs a juice box."
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"I am shocked an appalled by the actions"
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"of the honorable delegate from Peru."
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"Leslie, just..."
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"look..."
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"that we can't spend time together."
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"I think that was the right call."
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"But that was in a romantic way."
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"We can still spend time together as friends."
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"It doesn't work that way."
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"You can't just chop up the aspects of a relationship"
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"into discrete parts"
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"and select the ones you want like a buffet."
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"- Why not? - Because it's selfish."
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"Stop being obtuse."
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"Look, I understand where he's coming from."
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"and if anyone in the entire world"
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"should understand the difficult position I'm in, it's..."
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"It's just I've made an effort"
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"and I've shared my flags with him,"
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"and suddenly, he doesn't want to be friends?"
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"You know what?"
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"That leaves me with only one option."
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"Due to a recent betrayal, my homeland,"
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"the great state of Denmark,"
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"has officially decided to declare war on Peru."
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"Scandinavian brothers, on my signal."
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"Unleash hell!"
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"See, I just don't believe in this whole"
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"don't let people know how you feel nonsense."
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"I love telling people how I feel."
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"Mostly because I love most people."
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"And I love telling them that I love them."
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"with Donna and Jerry?"
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"- My sarcastic advice. - Precisely."
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"And we're getting to the bottom"
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"of what's going on with me and Jerry's daughter,"
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"to this think tank."
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"This is incredibly inappropriate."
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"- Oh, thank you! - Okay, I'm game."
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"No. I'm not kidding."
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"My name's Gary, and I'm from Gary, Indiana."
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"Amazing."
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"People like hearing that."
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"It's probably one of my stronger anecdotes."
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"A fact is not an anecdote, Gary."
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"Here's an anecdote..."
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"Today I met the most boring man in the world."
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"His name was Gary."
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"Hmm."
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"Keith."
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"Under sex, you wrote..."
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""Yes. Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha.""
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"- Well-played. - Thank you."
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"Ah, but all jokes aside."
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"I'm a boy."
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"Keith, I had this job for four years."
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"And I can tell you, you get out of it what you put into it."
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"What are you hoping to get out of it?"
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"In like a month or so."
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"- What? - Oh...What!"
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"What am I hoping to get out of this job?"
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"Yeah."
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"Would be... would be just right."
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"Let me give you a situation."
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"Uh... That's so much stuff."
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"You just, uh... kept on going."
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"That was like one thing."
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"I didn't even get to the situation yet."
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"Oh! All right."
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"Well, thanks, guys."
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"I think we've all seen enough."
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"But...if you ask me, I think it went pretty well."
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"What we need to focus on is how to destroy Peru,"
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"specifically one person who lives there."
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"Madame Ambassador, are you changing the scenario?"
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"We didn't prepare for this."
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"Global politics can change, and scenarios can arise"
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"and suddenly you're just like, "wait, I thought this one thing,"
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""but look over there. That's a different thing,"
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"and it's changing everything," and I'm like, "what?""
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"We're gonna keep trying to solve the food crisis."
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"Food schmood. This is war."
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"God, it's time for you to nut up, Switzerland."
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"Well, well, well, look who is brave enough"
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"to show his face in Europe."
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"Say the word, Leslie."
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"I'll sick my army of lions on him."
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"Things are starting to get a little out of control here."
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"I agree. You betrayed me,"
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"and you went behind my back, and now you need to pay."
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"I need to... I need to pay."
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"Do I stutter?"
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"Oh. Okay. Fair enough."
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"Oh, you know what? You might wanna borrow this."
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"Ew, no one wants your dirty underwear, Ben."
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"It's not dirty underwear. It's a white flag,"
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"and you may as well start waving it right now..."
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"the only thing I will be waving"
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"is your decapitated head on a stick"
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"in front of your weeping mother!"
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"Good lord."
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