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Clips from The Simpsons - Treehouse of Horror XXII (S23E23)

"The switch witch is me."
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"Ow! Ow!"
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"It's alive?!"
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"Ow!"
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"Dad! Ew."
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"Wait a minute."
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"I'll recite the alphabet, and you tell me when to stop."
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""Although if it requires"
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"Oh, Homie."
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"Shh-shh-shh."
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"of a paralyzed spider!"
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"Beautiful in its way."
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"Pretty little place."
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"My money's on the kid."
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"became the avenging sword of the Lord."
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"have died lately?"
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"Patty and Selma?"
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"Really?"
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"Homer Simpson!"
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"You made a killer out of me!"
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"I'm goin' down and my hand-basket seats two!"
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"What happened?!"
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"Couldn't you make everything the way it was?"
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"Mr. Krusty the clown."
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"Hey, avaturd."
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"You don't have to yell!"
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"Oh! Even when we're monsters, he gets the girl."
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"Sorry, sister rock."
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"Ay, caramba!"
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"So... was it okay?"
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"You said you were using birth control!"
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"How do those mountains float?"
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"we must make sure she gets her daily dose of Hilarium."
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"And the only flavor ice cream we have is butter brickle."
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"We have located the Hilarium."
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"I guess this is a good time"
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"Massive haul this year."
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"To candy!"
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"Fee-fi-fo-fum, give me all your candy and gum!"
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"Who are you and why do you want our candy?"
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"Your mother is the switch witch--"
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"a sort of tooth fairy dealie."
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"I take your sugary sweets and I give you healthy items."
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"Plain brown toothbrushes, unflavored dental floss"
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"and fun-sized mouthwashes-- TSA approved."
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"This is exactly why kids need a union."
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"Now remember, Homie, that candy goes to..."
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"Our fighting men and women overseas."
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"It's our way of letting them know we're having fun back here."
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"No sneaking off and eating that candy yourself."
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"Marge, you know I'd never do that."
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"I'm too scared of the evil switch witch."
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"You know, on some level, I've always known."
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"("Flight" from Psycho soundtrack playing)"
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"♪ The Simpsons 23x03 ♪ Treehouse of Horrors XXII Original Air Date on October 30, 2011"
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"♪ I've got candy, skip to my Lou ♪"
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"♪ My insulin will spike, that's what it's gonna do ♪"
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"♪ I'm gonna buy me some diabetic shoes ♪"
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"♪ Skip to my Lou my... ♪"
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"What the...?!"
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"D'oh!"
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"Hello, 911?"
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"I need a helicopter rescue and some cold milk."
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"Copy that, sir."
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"We'll be there in 20 minutes."
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"What?! I can't wait that long for candy!"
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"I'm not gonna swallow, 'cause I want to save room for candy."
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"Oops."
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"D'oh!"
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"I'm really getting the hang of this."
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"All worth it for candy."
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"No...!"
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"("Flight" from Psycho soundtrack playing)"
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"Dad? Dad?"
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"He opened his eyes!"
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"Mom!"
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"Okay, I'm on the floor."
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"I can't move."
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"So far, a normal Sunday morning."
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"Homie, you're paralyzed."
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"Can his funeral be on a school day?"
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"This is so horrible."
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"I can't speak!"
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"How did this happen?"
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"Last thing I remember,"
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"I was decorating the house for Halloween."
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"Ah, Halloween."
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"The one time of year when the squalor of our home"
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"works to our advantage."
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"Where's that spider? Ah."
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"Squeeze, squeeze!"
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"Squeeze, squeeze!"
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"A real spider would get so mad if I did this."
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"I wonder if this thing has batteries."
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"Hmm. Well, at least I still look good."
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"Okay, handsome, that's enough primping."
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"Just because you've had a little setback"
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"doesn't mean you can't look your best."
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"Oh, Marge."
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"This is the purest love there patient, supportive..."
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"Ooh, cleavage."
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"Dad, I'm going to entertain you"
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"with the help of The Brothers Karamazov."
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""Alexey Fyodorovitch Karamazov was the third son"
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""of Fyodor Pavlovitch Karamazov,"
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""a landowner well known in our district in his own day,"
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"and still remembered among us...""
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"Oh, my God."
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"She's still on the first sentence!"
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"Must make her stop."
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"How to express my..."
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"Anyway, continuing."
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""For the present, I will only say"
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"that this 'landowner'-- for so we...""
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"Ew! Dad!"
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"Can you pass gas at will?"
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"Fart once for no, twice for yes."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Do you realize what this means?"
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"Well, it means that you can communicate."
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