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Clips from The Simpsons - Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song (S05E05)

"[ Chorus ] " The Simpsons ""
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""[ Continues ]"
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"- "[ Ends ] - [ Bart Laughing ]"
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"Oh, they're gonna eat this up in show-and-tell."
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"I'm not sure if I'm comfortable with the idea..."
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"of your classmates laughing at our family's private moments."
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"[ Laughing ]"
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"- What is it with you? - I just think they're neat."
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"No, that's a trilobite."
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"That's petrified wood."
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"Thank you, Nelson. I look forward to seeing it again next week."
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"Boys and girls, Mrs. Krabappel..."
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"I'd wager he has some variety of walking clock in that box."
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"Bart, is it a walking clock?"
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"I knew the dog before he came to class."
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"- Ha! It thinks it's people. - [ Knocking ]"
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"[ Students Groaning ]"
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"[ Moaning, Whimpering ]"
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"Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?"
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"There's a dog runnin' around in the air ducts!"
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"[ Grunts ]"
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"I cannot fit in the wee vent, ya croquet-playin' mint muncher!"
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"[ Grunting ]"
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"- [ Laughing Continues ] - [ Students Shouting ]"
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"There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman."
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"That's nice work, boys."
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"- Everything's under control. - [ Screams ]"
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"Oh, I have had it! I have had it with this school, Skinner!"
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"- You're fired! - [ Gasps ]"
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"but now all I have is this weird, hot feeling in the back of my head."
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"Yeah, I guess it is guilt."
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"They let everybody out of school early just because you brought a dog?"
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"- The dog has had enough excitement. - But, Marge..."
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"[ Applause, Cheering ]"
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"[ All Laughing ]"
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"Yeah, and I'll put the ''super'' back in superintendent."
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"[ Someone Coughs ]"
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"but I thought it might break the ice if we had a little ''Q'' and ''A.''"
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"where dinosaurs are brought to life through advanced cloning techniques."
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"...most popular movies of all time, sir!"
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"Now that I have peanut butter cups, you seem to be getting in trouble every hour."
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"Fab. All. Gain. Wisk.''"
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"Well, it was good to see you."
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"It was? Well, then we should get together again."
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"Say, Saturday at my house. Do you know where I live?"
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"No, I can't. I needed those. I really did."
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"- " [ Beethoven's 5th Symphony ] - " Ba-ba-ba-bum ""
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"Can I offer you a diet caffeine-free Dr. Pepper..."
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"or an individual fruit cocktail cup?"
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"I was their sergeant. They were my loyal troops."
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"That photo was taken shortly before I was shot in the back..."
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"Hmm."
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"Hey, Salvatore, guess who's here!"
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"[ Ralph's Voice ] Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office."
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"Your friendship during this difficult time will not be forgotten."
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"that has ever given my life meaning--"
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"Sincerely, Sergeant Seymour Skinner."
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"[ Groans ]"
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"for securing that Montgomery Ward in Kuwait City."
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"Yes, deeply concerned."
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"Whoopsy-doodle."
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"I think you need Skinner, Bart. Everybody needs a nemesis."
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"[ All Grunting ]"
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"Sixteen brand-new gas pumps!"
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"Up yours, Sergeant!"
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"Oh, I think I could get him fired."
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"we can no longer be friends, unless you become a good student."
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"What's he doing here?"
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"No problemo.Just make a pass at your commanding officer."
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"[ All ] Nothing."
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"[ Students Shouting ]"
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"Let's thank the Lord for another beautiful school day."
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"- Yeah, take it outside, God boy. - Okilly-dokilly."
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"Dirksen, tuck in your shirt. Jaffee, spit out that gum."
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"Ooh, good comeback."
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"Lunch Lady Doris, have you got any grease?"
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"- Yes. Yes, we do. - Then grease me up, woman!"
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"Okeydokey."
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"[ Gasps ]"
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"[ Gasps ]"
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"[ Gasps ]"
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"[ Beeping Continues ]"
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"Good Lord! It's coming up right behind him!"
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"What the-- No! No!"
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"[ Laughing ]"
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"- [ Laughing Continues ] - [ Students Shouting ]"
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"Ow! Ow! Stop it!"
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"Children, teachers, back to your rooms."
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"Uh-oh. Whenever I get this upset, I get hiccups."
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"[ Hiccups ] Oh, right on cue."
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"[ All Laughing ]"
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"- [ Barks ] - [ Grunts, Groans ]"
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"[ Grunts, Laughs ]"
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"Now, out we go. [ Grunts ]"
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"[ Gasps ]"
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"'Tis more dizzyin' than the belfry at St. Corgegluynwaagen's."
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"[ Students Murmuring ]"
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"- [ Panting ] - [ Mrs. Krabappel ] Uh-oh.!"
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"Someone's getting a visit from Superintendent Chalmers."
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"I... [ Hiccups ] can't... [ Hiccups ] take... [ Hiccups ] this. [ Hiccups ]"
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"- Skinner! - Superintendent Chalmers..."
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"you didn't have to come all the way down here."
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"The low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children!"
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"Oh, now I really think the children's appearance--"
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"Seymour,you are in very, very big trouble."
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"- [ Barks ] - [ Gasps ]"
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"Why, looking into this loveable mutt's eyes just melts my heart."
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"Seymour, all is forgiven."
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"[ Yelling ] Make way for Willie.!"
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"I said make way for Willie, ya bloated gasbag!"
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"- Seymour. - Hmm?"
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"I'm sorry. Did-- Did you just call me a liar?"
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"- No. I said you were fired. - Oh. That's much worse."
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"[ Hiccups ]"
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"[ Gobbling, Gulping ]"
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"I thought I'd be jumping for joy the day Skinner left..."
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"That's guilt. You feel guilty because your stunt wound up costing a man his job."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Let me get this straight."
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"- Well, yeah, but-- - Well, I'm off to work."
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