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Clips from The Simpsons - The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular (S07E07)

"Gotta hide."
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"Bart.! Huh. Where are ya, boy?"
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"- Oops. - Aha!"
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"Scrub good now."
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"Ahh."
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"Bart Simpseau."
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"Come with Bart as he dive into zee briny deep..."
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"searching for the wily and elusive washcloth."
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"Suddenly, without warning, zee brave boy get more than he bargain for."
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"Help! Help!"
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"Help! Help!"
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"Clean as a whistle, Homer."
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"Maybe the drawings were a little crude, but all the characters were there."
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"Itchy and Scratchy, Grampa Simpson..."
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"When we return, more classic moments-"
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"and, for the first time on TV..."
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"The cash register says, "N.R.A.4ever. ""
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"Just one of the hundreds of radical, right-wing messages..."
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"inserted into every show by creator Matt Groening."
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"we've received dozens of letters from fans wanting to know..."
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"more about the show."
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"Professor Lawrence Pierce of the University of Chicago writes:"
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""I think Homer gets stupider every year. ""
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"That's not a question, professor. But we'll let the viewers judge for themselves."
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"Hello, my name is Mr. Burns."
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"- Uh, what's your first name? - I don't know."
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"Well, Homer, maybe you can take some consolation..."
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"in the fact that something you created is making so many people happy."
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""I'm the magical man from Happy Land..."
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"in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane. ""
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"Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic."
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"Yabba-dabba-doo!"
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"Simpson, Homer Simpson"
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"He's the greatest guy in history"
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"From the town of Springfield"
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"He's about to hit a chestnut tree"
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"Homer, no!"
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"- Huh? - They'll clog the instruments!"
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"- Careful! They're ruffled! - I'll take care of this."
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"Ahh-"
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"Mmm."
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"Ants!"
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"No TV and no beer make Homer something something."
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"- Go crazy? - Don't mind if I do!"
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""How does Matt Groening find the time to write and draw..."
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"an entire Simpsons episode every week?""
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"For the answer to this, we went straight to the source."
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"Get outta my office!"
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"according to his attorneys, is that he couldn't possibly do it alone..."
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"who makes The Simpsons possible."
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"Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes:"
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""What is the real deal with Mr. Burns's assistant, Smithers?"
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"You know what I'm talking about. ""
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"Of course we do."
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"- The preparations for your birthday have begun. - I won't get what I really want."
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"No one does."
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"Mmm."
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"- People like dogs, Mr. Burns. - Nonsense."
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"Dogs are idiots. Think about it, Smithers."
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"If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch..."
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"and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?"
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"Mmm. If you did it, sir?"
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"- I'll, uh, print you out a copy. - Thanks."
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"Hello. Smithers."
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"You're. Quite. Good. At. Turning. Me. On."
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"Um, you probably should ignore that."
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"Hmm. I dreamed about her again last night, Smithers."
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"Ahh."
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"As you can see, the real deal with Waylon Smithers..."
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"is that he's Mr. Burns's assistant."
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"He's in his early 40s, is unmarried, and currently resides in Springfield."
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"Thanks for writing. We'll be right back."
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"you are wrong- they were never popular."
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"Right about now you're probably saying..."
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""Troy, I've seen every Simpsons episode."
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"You can't show me anything new. ""
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"You've got some attitude, mister."
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"Besides, you're wrong! Because sometimes episodes run long..."
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"and certain scenes never get aired."
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"So, fire up your VCR, because here, for the first time ever..."
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"are the cutout classics."
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"he tried everything to stay on the air."
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"Here's what you didn't see."
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"If you watch my show, I will send you this book featuring me..."
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"in a variety of sexually explicit positions."
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"What? Oh. Hey! It's not really me. I used a stunt butt."
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"Krusty, we're from the network. We have some bad news."
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"- I'm afraid your show's been canceled. - I thought this would happen."
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"and uplifting as I tried to be."
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"Can I play "Hemorrhoid Sufferer Number One"?"
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"Well, how about one of the "after" guys?"
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"- I can ride a bike again! - Sorry."
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"Ohh."
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"When Springfield legalized gambling..."
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"Homer became a blackjack dealer..."
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"and comedy was "in the cards. ""
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"Twenty. Your move, Mr. Bond."
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"I'll take a hit, dealer."
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"Joker. You were supposed to take those out of the deck."
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"- Oh, sorry. Here's another one. - What is this card?"
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"But-Well, it was Homer's fault. I didn't lose. I never lose."
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"I'm not going to fall for that one again."
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"and so did a long-lost care package."
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"Mmm."
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"Homer, please. You don't have to wolf down that 25-year-old candy..."
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"- just to make me happy. - But it won't make you unhappy, right?"
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"Hey! Space food sticks!"
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"Oh, I wish I had these on my space adventure."
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"Did you know I was blasted into space two years ago, Mom?"
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"It was national news. Do you... still work for NASA?"
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"- No, I work at the nuclear power plant. - Oh, Homer."
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"Well, you'll be happy to know I don't work very hard."
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"When Homer sold his soul for a doughnut..."
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"he found out that hell isn't all it's cracked up to be..."
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"Mm, lawyers, lawyers, lawyers-"
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"Ooh, Lionel Hutz!"
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"I'd sell my soul for a Formula One racing car."
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"That can be arranged."
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"Changed my mind. Sorry."
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"- Cool. - Bart, stop pestering Satan!"
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