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Clips from Gilmore Girls - Rory's Birthday Parties (S01E01)

"Not really."
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"The government will close that day. Flags will fly at half-mast."
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"Barbra Streisand will give her final concert again."
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"The Pope has previous plans, but he's trying to get out of them."
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"However, Elvis and Jim Morrison are coming..."
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"- and they're bringing chips. - You ask a simple question..."
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"Mini orange biscuits with honey-mustard ham and cheddar cheese."
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"- Angel wings with dipping sauce. - Good."
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"- Did you bring me the picture? - Yes."
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"Too bad you couldn't get your mom to relinquish Friday."
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"- She has her Vulcan death grip on that. - Not that surprising though."
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"Emily Gilmore. You could set your watch by her."
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"I'm sure it was some expensive form of pudding..."
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"but nonetheless, it was pudding!"
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"- That is amazing. - Right?"
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"That would mean that she made a mental note that we liked pudding."
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"Which means that she listened to something other than..."
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"the judgmental conga line in her head, and got over the fact that..."
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"to her, pudding is hospital food, and only acceptable..."
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"when you've just had a vital organ ripped out."
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"That's some journey she had to take there."
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"- Open your mouth and close your eyes. - Who are you talking to?"
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"Right, sorry."
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"- Open your mouth and close your eyes. - Okay."
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"Get ready for something truly amazing."
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"- What is it? - I don't know."
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"- It's like a berry, but way more exotic. - Yes. Good."
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"Have you been having reactions to your fertilizer fumes again?"
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"For some time now I've been toying with cross-pollination."
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"Finally, I've got it."
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"I figured out a way to cross a raspberry with a kumquat."
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"- Kumquat! That's what I taste! - Are you serious?"
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"How did you do this?"
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"You didn't build a machine like in The Fly, did you?"
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"Will we find you wandering the streets with a raspberry head crying, "Eat me!""
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"You!"
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"You can make fun of me all you want to, because today I am a god."
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"Today Mother Nature has bowed down to me!"
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"- Michel, Jackson... - No need to fill me in."
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"I'm quite happy being ignorant of whatever it is..."
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"that is making him raise his arms over his head."
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"- Do you need me? - The landscaper does."
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"Rory's birthday party is Saturday night."
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"So start thinking up reasons why you can't come."
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"- I'm going to be out of town. - You used that last year."
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"- I'll work on it and get back to you. - 7:00. Presents mandatory."
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"Rasquat?"
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"- Lucy, I'm home! - Kitchen."
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"'And Justin is just so dreamy. He can't marry Britney."
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""I'll just cry, cry, and cry.""
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"Okay, thanks."
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"- Pizza's on its way. - You're such a good provider."
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"I'm gonna go start my homework. Call me when the pizza guy gets here."
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"- Hello? - Lorelai, what is your work schedule?"
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"- Why? - I want to go shopping."
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"- With me? - I think that goes without saying."
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"- Only in your world. - I want to get Rory a birthday present."
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"I'm sure whatever you get her, she'll love."
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"I want to get her something special."
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"Something that you would get her."
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"Okay, fine. You can get her the bong then."
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"This isn't funny. I hardly see the girl. We only get to talk at dinner once a week."
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"And then it's all about school, and Jane."
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"I thought you might let me into your secret club just this one time..."
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"and help me buy her something for her birthday."
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"- Okay? - Okay."
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"Well, good."
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"I'll meet you at Damion's, tomorrow at 3:00."
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"Okay."
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"- And dress... - Don't finish that sentence, Mom."
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"- It's not my birthday. - No, but it will be."
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""On Friday at 4:03 in the morning, Lorelai...""
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"Who else got these?"
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"I don't know. Everyone in our class, I think."
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"I'll see you Friday, birthday girl."
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"That's her."
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"My parents are making me go."
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"- Another obligation party. - My life stinks."
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"- Isn't this lovely? - Oh, yeah."
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"As soon as we have her crowned Queen of England, we'll give it to her."
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"- You are so combative today. - Hot weather does that to me."
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"Mom, look. This is good."
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"It's a purse shaped like a guitar. This is great."
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"- Great for what? - For Rory."
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"- What would Rory do with this? - Put stuff in it and carry it."
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"- In public? - Yes."
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"- What would people think? - That she's an ax murderer, of course."
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"What about pearls?"
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"Pearls?"
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"A double string of pearls with a cashmere sweater set."
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"Mom, she's a young girl. Think of something young."
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"A Montblanc pen?"
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"- To put on her desk at the law firm? - She needs to write."
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"Not with a $200 pen, she doesn't."
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"Oh, hey, look."
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"These day planners are adorable."
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"You could get her the funky eraser with the mermaid on it. She'll love that."
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"Please be serious. We're shopping for Rory."
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"I'm shopping for her. You're shopping for an imaginary grandchild, Barbara Hutton."
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"I want to get her something nice."
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"You asked for my help, but you're not listening."
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"You wanted me to get her a Filofax and a mermaid eraser."
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"- It's one suggestion. - Yes."
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"And the T-shirt with the Farrah Fawcett face."
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"A hero to many who aspire to the perfect feather flip."
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"I don't know how to do this. Let's just go."
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"No. Come on, Mom. You do know how to do this."
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"Pudding?"
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"Come on, you asked for my help."
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"- But, Mom, pudding. - Why do you keep saying "pudding"?"
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"Just look around and pick up something you think she might like."
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"Here."
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"Now, that's really good."
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"- Really? - Absolutely."
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"Looks like something you could buy at a car wash?"
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"Totally. That's half the charm."
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"- Oh, no, it's only $12. - $6 more than a car wash."
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"$12 is not a present."
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"$12 is a perfect present, Mom. She'll love that."
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"Can I at least get her the pashmina also?"
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