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Clips from Moonlighting (1985) - The Next Murder You Hear (S01E01)

"I don't wanna talk about it."
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"When we get back to the office, we're gonna find another case. A real case."
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"The kind with a client with some morals, with a checkbook."
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"-Fine. Good. -Fine. Good."
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"-You're weird. -This is very meaningful."
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"Humpty Dumpty is calling me cracked."
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"No, no. You're repressed or obsessed or one of those S words. Every time..."
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"...something comes up that involves men or sex or--"
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"-"Boinking"? Is that the word? -See what I mean? Not normal."
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"I'm supposed to discuss my mental health with a man who refers..."
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"See? Right away, you get stiff and tense."
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"Not right away. Not with everybody. Just you."
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"You make me stiff and tense."
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"I make you stiff and tense because I'm the only the person in your life."
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"What? Denying it? Are you saying there's someone else?"
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"Are you denying that you're not in bed alone every night by 9:30?"
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"-There are plenty of people in my life. -Name one."
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"-I will not. -You can't. There is no one."
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"You're repressed or obsessed or one of those."
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"That's why you're not gonna take this case. Great case."
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"...that anybody is boinking when you can't."
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"-l can't hear. -It makes you crazy that the world..."
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"-...is out boinking except you. -Not a single word."
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"-Shut up. -Boink. Boink, boink, boink."
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"-Can't you hear that? -Stop it!"
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"-Boink, boink, boink. -Get out of my car!"
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"Get out of my car!"
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"Get out! Out! Out!"
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"Was it something I said?"
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"I hate you, David Addison."
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"Evening. I'm Paul McCane, and this is the Heartbreak Hotline."
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"It's three minutes after 2 in the a.m. Tell me something."
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"Is it the day?"
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"I mean, am I the only one?"
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"Is everybody wishing they could go to a foreign country and hide under a bed."
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"No, it's not just you."
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"So, what's wrong?"
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"I don't know."
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"Nothing's wrong. Maybe that's what's wrong."
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"I'm 34 years old. Halfway home."
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"And all I have to show for my life is...."
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"Well, not much."
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"You know, by the time my father was 34..."
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"...he had fled one country for another, fought in a world war..."
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"...and already brought three children into the world."
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"It may not be for you and me, but it sure beats..."
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"...worrying whether there's a polo player on your pocket."
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"Sure does."
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"How did it happen?"
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"I don't know. Things happen."
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"Times change. Rules change."
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"Don't ask me how. I don't know."
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"I wish I did."
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"{ mean, what committee..."
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"...decided to put the kibosh on love and replace it with relationships?"
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"I'm going to figure out this relationship business..."
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"...is one of the great con jobs of our time."
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"-You know what a relationship is? -What?"
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"A relationship is when two people see each other..."
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"...while they wait for something better to come along."
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"And then one day you wake up, realise you had a crack at some great people."
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"But you were too busy worrying about what you might be missing to notice."
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"Enough of that. Let's go to the phones."
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"§555-H-A-R-T."
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"-I've come to swap apologies. -I've come to a decision."
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"-What? Repeat what you just said. -Excuse me? No, you first."
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"The man on that tape is not the man described to us in the radio station."
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"This man...."
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"This man is a man of extraordinary depth and understanding."
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"He is? Of course he is. Deep. You haven't scratched the surface."
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"This guy was the Grand Canyon."
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"Anyway, if you're still interested in this particular case...."
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"Me, interested?"
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"Well, all right, you win this time."
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"But I just want you to know you owe me one."
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"We could begin where McCane lives. See if that doesn't take us somewhere."
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"Did you come in here to tell me something?"
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"Me? You? No."
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"Nothing on my mind except you."
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"And this luxuriously thick head of hair."
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"Maddie."
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"Mission control to Madelyn Hayes. Earth to Maddie."
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"-Excuse me. -You're excused."
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"So this is where he lived."
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"Yes, this is where Paul McCane, late of the Heartbreak Hotline..."
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"...currently residing 20,000 leagues under the sea..."
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"...hung his hat and defiled his dames."
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"Something I said? Was it something you took?"
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"Shouldn't we get somebody to open the door?"
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"-Did you bring your search warrant? -No."
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"Forgot mine too."
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"-Looks like a job for Mr. Stickpin. -Mr. Stickpin?"
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"It's the amazing Mr. Stickpin. You can stick with it."
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"You can prick with it. You can play a dirty trick with it."
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"It's guaranteed not to rust and will cut a cow in half."
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"-I've always been curious about this. -Nothing to it."
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"You stick the stickpin in."
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"You pull the stickpin out."
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"You stick the stickpin in."
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"And you shake it all about"
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"You do the Hokey Pokey And you turn yourself about"
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"That's what it's all about"
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"Talk about a guy having everything to live for."
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"These are not the digs of a man who works 2 to 6 in the morning."
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"-David. -Closet."
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"It's okay, Laura. I'm here with you."
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"It's okay, come on."
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"-Laura. -Sonny."
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"David!"
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"Hey, Sonny, talk about small worlds. You come to this closet too?"
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"-Hello. -Sonny, who are these people?"
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"-What are they doing here? -These people are investigators."
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"Investigating Paul's death."
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"-I'm Madelyn Hayes-- -Investigators? For who?"
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"-For Arthur? Arthur?"
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"-We don't know any Arthur. -No, we were just trying on shoes."
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"You tell my husband to stop following me."
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"I'll get lawyers. I'll get an injunction."
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"We don't know Arthur. All we know is..."
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"...Paul McCane used to live here and he's dead."
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