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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - The Slutty Pumpkin Returns (S07E07)

"Come on!"
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"It'll take, like, 30 seconds!"
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"Naomi, listen..."
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"Shh..."
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"You like that, Ted?"
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"Hmm."
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"Do you ike it when I caress your hair?"
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"Your hair is so nice to caress."
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"Why is she saying that word?"
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"I like to caress your hair."
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"There it is again! "Caress!" Who says that?"
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"Caress."
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"The thing is, I like her, okay?"
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"I really, really like her."
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"I just don't seem to like anything she says or does."
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"Yes!"
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"Marshall, I've been thinking about what you said."
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"You're right, we shouldn't move to the suburbs."
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"Let's not make any huge life decisions right now."
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"Is this because you tried to make waffles"
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"with the laptop this morning?"
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"Anyway, I'm gonna call a real estate broker"
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"to come look at the house tomorrow."
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"Oh, by the way,"
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"I ordered those Minnesota Vikings drapes."
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"You're right, they're totally gonna class up our apartment."
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"Okay, yes. It's wrong to bang a drunk chick."
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"But you're an idiot if you don't get, like, a little something."
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"Yo, Canada."
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"What? Dammit!"
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"Ha, you answer to "Canada" now."
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"I'll make you a deal."
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"You wear this costume"
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"to the Halloween party tomorrow night,"
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"I'll drop it forever."
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"You can't be serious."
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"Oh, I am as serious as a poutine shortage"
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"in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel."
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"I don't know what any of those words mean."
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"Yes. You do."
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"Oh, that must be the broker. Marshall, will you get it?"
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"Sure. Of course."
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"Trick or treat!"
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"Oh, my gosh. How cute!"
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"I'm sorry, we don't have any candy."
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"Um, we forgot about trick-or-treaters."
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"We don't get any where we live."
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"Yup. Only get this kind of cuteness"
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"in the suburbs."
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"Are you using adorable little children in costumes"
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"to manipulate me? - Bye!"
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"I mean, did you even call a real estate broker?"
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"No."
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"I've got Pregnancy Brain like a fiddle"
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"and I've been playing you like a fox."
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"♪ Oh, Canada... ♪"
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"♪ Our home and native land... ♪"
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"I knew it would be tough to break up with Naomi."
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"But when it's just not there, you can't force it."
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"Happy Halloween."
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"And just like that, I was taken back ten years..."
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"to the hopeful kid in the hanging chad costume,"
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"falling head over heels for the Slutty Pumpkin."
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"I made you something."
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"- Oh. - Your costume from that first night."
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"the hanging chad reference was like almost a year old."
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"Wow..."
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"I can't believe you made this."
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"I can't believe you found me."
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"Stay strong, Teddy. We can do this."
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"I..."
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""Have to break up with you," just say it."
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"Love... Wait, what?"
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"No, no, no, no, no, no, no!"
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"Say sunsets! Pancakes! Anything!"
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"Just don't say..."
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"You."
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"No!"
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"Barney? Where are you?"
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"You're moving slower than John Diefenbaker"
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"climbing Mount Hungabee on Boxing Day."
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"Those are all real references to our shared homeland."
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"I'll be right there."
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"♪ Ow! ♪"
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"♪ Station to station ♪"
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"♪ Hand in hand ♪"
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"♪ Ow! ♪"
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"If we move here, you're just going to have that baby,"
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"and then you're going to hate me"
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"for letting you do this. I'm going to love it here."
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"Oh, we'd have so much room in the suburbs."
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"You can get that pinball machine you've always wanted."
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"You can put it anywhere you want."
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"Stop it. You don't know what you're saying."
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"Anywhere."
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"Upstairs, downstairs..."
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"you can stick it in the back."
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"Lily, I want to be inside this house so bad."
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"USA! USA!"
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"USA!"
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"Come on!"
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"Okay, so rather than wearing a Mountie costume"
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"and end this forever,"
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"you show up shirtless to an outdoor party?"
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"It's practically November."
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"No biggie. I ain't cold."
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"It's fascinating."
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"Almost as if your body was accustomed to low temperatures"
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"after generations of adapting."
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"Canada."
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"No."
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"Guys, hey. Robin, Barney, this is Naomi."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"There's a song and dance"
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"that goes along with it, but I have to"
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"drink three of them before I can do it."
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"Oh. Okay. You go."
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"This way."
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"Sounds delicious. In theory."
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"But you never know until you taste it."
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