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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - The Slutty Pumpkin Returns (S07E07)

"Is that, uh, the Barenaked Ladies, huh?"
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"♪ Saying, "Get that together. Come back and see me." ♪"
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"And it was... terrible."
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"Lily, you hate the suburbs."
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"I know, but my grandparents giving us a house"
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"right when the baby's on the way?"
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"It's perfect timing."
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"This is great. I'm finally gonna be able"
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"to barbecue with proper ventilation."
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"We're moving to the suburbs, baby!"
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"Oh..."
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"Okay."
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"Baby, you're not moving to the suburbs."
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"Why not?"
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"Lily is only agreeing"
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"to all this because of Pregnancy Brain."
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"It's totally a thing."
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"Her brain is marinating in a cocktail of hormones,"
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"mood swings and jacked-up nesting instincts."
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"I mean, yes, right now Lily is a goddess"
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"bestowing the miracle of life,"
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"but damn, she dumb!"
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"I can't find my keys or wallet anywhere!"
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"I found them..."
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"here in the freezer."
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"Hey, but where are the ice cube trays?"
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"No idea."
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"Those poor ice cubes!"
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"I guess she has been a little off lately."
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"A little? She just texted me"
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"wanting directions back from the bathroom."
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"Oh. We're over here!"
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"You're doing great, sweetie!"
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"That moron should not be making big life decisions right now."
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"If you let her move to the suburbs,"
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"it would be like taking advantage"
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"of a helpless drunk chick."
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"What? Where?!"
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"Baby, we should put off moving."
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"Why?"
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"Because I think the pregnancy is"
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"affecting your judgment."
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"No, Marshall, this is an amazing opportunity"
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"that we have to take advantage of!"
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"Just because my body is growing a fungus..."
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"Fetus."
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"...doesn't mean that my metal factories..."
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"Mental faculties."
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"...are in any way funicular."
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"No idea."
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"Mmm..."
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"This is nice. What is this?"
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"Canadian whiskey."
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"I want scotch!"
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"American scotch from Scotland!"
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"Why are you doing this to me?"
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"You have been ripping on Canada"
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"since Justin Bieber was knee-high to a snow blower."
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"So now this Canuck's gonna beat on you"
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"like the drummer from Yukon Blonde hopped up on Timbits."
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"- Hey. - Hey!"
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"How was your"
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"big date with the Snuffy Tuffkin?"
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"The Sniffy Napkin?"
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"The Slouchy Foreskin?"
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"It was good... ish."
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"Look, there's Orion's Belt."
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"Oh."
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"Why does holding hands feel this weird?"
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"Should our fingers not intertwine?"
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"I'll just cup her hand."
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"There. That's..."
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"not great."
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"Her hair's up my nose."
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"Her shoulder's jabbing into my windpipe."
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"Maybe if we reposition."
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"I have to say something."
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"She must be feeling it, too."
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"This feels so right."
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"Yeah."
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"Ted, I know you've waited ten years for this girl,"
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"but some things just aren't meant to be."
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"Not so fast. At the end of the night,"
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"her open eyeball, there was a slight flicker of something"
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"I might even call chemistry..."
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"adjacent."
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"Thank you."
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"Wait."
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"Oh, yeah,"
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"I did a little exchange for ya, Canucklehead."
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"This Canadian dollar here is called a "loonie.""
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"It's federal currency and you people talk about it"
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"like it's a Hannah- Barbera character."
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"Not you people, Barney."
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"Even though my first date with Naomi was"
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"a little awkward,"
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"our second date was a lot awkward."
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"Mmm...!"
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"This is the worst kissing of all time!"
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"Mmm..."
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"How could she possibly be into this?"
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"She sounds like those cows in"
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"Temple Grandin's hug machines."
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"Do you want to listen to some music?"
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"Uh-huh!"
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"Ted, this is our song."
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"♪ Have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin' ♪"
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"♪ X-Files with no lights on, we're dans la maison. ♪"
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"Hey, doofus!"
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"And we made a deal"
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"we would always boink any chick that wants to boink us!"
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"Yes, she's beautiful,"
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"it's just there's no connection there."
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"I don't feel intimate with her."
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""Intimate"? Let me remind you of some things"
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"you did feel "intimate" with when you were 15:"
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"a catcher's mitt,"
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"an oven mitt, a glass of warm water,"
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"a half-open hide-a-bed sofa, a top-loading VCR!"
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"It's not gonna happen!"
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