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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - The Slutty Pumpkin Returns (S07E07)

"it's not true!"
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"Once upon a time at a Halloween party,"
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"I met a girl dressed like a pumpkin..."
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"Wow, that was easy."
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"We live in an apartment!"
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"♪ Five days since you laughed at me ♪"
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"Pregnancy Brain? That's not a thing."
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"Well, I have noticed some stuff."
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"Get that swill away from me!"
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"Lily tie-tie."
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"We fit like two puzzle pieces."
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"when I leaned in and somehow accidentally kissed"
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"Where is my cash?"
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"And this two-dollar coin? A "toonie." True story."
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"Our people."
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"Let's make love to this song."
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"♪ Chickety China, the Chinese chicken ♪"
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"Yeah, I just gotta run to the bathroom."
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"It's me: you at age 15."
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"I have to break up with her, don't I?"
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"After you sleep with her, yes!"
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"Oh. Look at how sweet and happy and unarmed they all are!"
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"Although you do realize that even ten years ago,"
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"Can't wait to see you in your costume, Dudley Do-Right."
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"♪ Living in America ♪"
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"♪ Eye to eye ♪"
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"♪ Living in America ♪"
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"♪ Got to have a celebration ♪"
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"♪ Rock my soul ♪"
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"Huh. Interesting."
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"Nice to meet you guys."
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"I'm gonna go make some Tootsie Rolls. It's a drink I invented."
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"Oh."
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"That's for the stapler!"
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"Ted, this is our song."
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"Let's make love to this song."
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"who always dresses as laundry."
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"Okay."
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"Kids, for years, your Uncle Barney"
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"had reveled in mocking Aunt Robin's Canadian heritage."
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"To have to grow up in Canada..."
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"with America right there."
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"It's like an entire country without a tailor."
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"Why? Why do we let you be a country?!"
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"But all that was about to change."
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"I was on Facebook."
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"Nobody cool's on Facebook anymore."
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"Well, you know who is on Facebook now?"
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"Everybody's parents."
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"And I just happen to be friends"
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"with Barney's long-lost father,"
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"Mr. Jerome Whitaker. - Me, too."
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"He's gotten really good at Bejeweled Blitz."
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"And guess who thought my status update about Manitoba was"
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"so interesting because his mother was born in Manitoba?"
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"What?"
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"Which means your grandmother..."
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"No..."
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"Which makes you..."
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"Don't say it!"
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"...one-quarter Canadian!"
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"Welcome to the tribe, hoser!"
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"No..."
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"That's impossible!"
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"a slutty pumpkin."
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"And she was extraordinary."
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"But she gave me her number on a Kit Kat bar,"
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"which was tragically given away as Halloween candy."
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"So every year I return to that same party"
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"hoping I'd see her again."
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"But with every passing October, that hope grew a little dimmer."
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"Then one day, after ten years of searching..."
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"Oh, my God."
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"This might sound creepy, but do you have a record"
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"of who rented it in 2001?"
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"You're not the first lovelorn young man"
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"to walk through that door."
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"Three girls got proposals off"
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"my wife's slutty artichoke costume."
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"Two others disappeared, but I focus on the positive."
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"I couldn't believe it. I actually had her address."
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"I knew I had to play this right."
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"It's not like I could just walk up and knock on her door."
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"Hi, you probably don't remember me, but..."
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"Halloween, ten years ago."
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"Now that's a slow play."
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"The next day, Lily and Marshall headed out"
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"to Lily's grandparents for dinner."
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"Marshall loved it out in the 'burbs."
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"Look how many fireflies I caught!"
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"Don't forget to poke holes in the jar this time."
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"Now we have a nice surprise for you."
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"Whatever it is, we're saying no."
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"- What? - You know what."
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"Every time we're here,"
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"my grandparents stick us with some big old piece of junk"
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"they're getting rid of."
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"It's like the world's worst Showcase Showdown."
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"It's a perfectly usable lawnmower!"
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"But maybe someday"
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"when we move to the suburbs..."
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"We're never moving to the suburbs!"
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"And you also get..."
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"this skinny microphone!"
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"Before we head out to our place in Florida,"
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"we wanted to give our favorite granddaughter"
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"a little something."
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"Ooh, it's so small. I love it!"
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"- A key? - We're giving you the house."
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"Lily, I know you've always hated the suburbs..."
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"We'll take it!"
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"For my first date with the slutty pumpkin,"
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"I took her someplace special."
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"Ted, this is so romantic."
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"The spot where we first met"
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"ten years ago."
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"Do you remember the song that was playing that night?"
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"I remember how beautiful you looked."
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"♪ It's been one week since you looked at me ♪"
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"♪ Cocked your head to the side and said, "I'm angry." ♪"
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