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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S03E03)

"You can't just pull out at the last second."
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"Apparently you can."
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"Ted, Ted, Ted, guy in the hat! Three stripes!"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Ted Mosby, porn star."
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"- Oh. Wow. - whoa!"
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"I know what kind of plane this is."
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"It's a "Boing.""
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"See."
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"This is way better than Marshall's internship."
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"It's a real job."
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"Who is this guy?"
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"Are we related?"
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"Um..."
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"Go, go like this."
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"Oh, yeah, a little bit. Yeah."
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"And here's your water, in case you're dehydrated,"
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"Very funny, Wendy."
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"Now we know you watch porn."
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"This Ted Mosby must be getting kind of famous."
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"Mm. You're not wrong."
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"According to the Web site,"
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"of the far superior Ted Mosby..."
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"..been in the business three months,"
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"and he's made 125 movies."
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"Wow."
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"That's 42 movies a month."
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"Who is he, Jude Law?"
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"Right?"
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"I mean,"
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"not so much lately,"
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"but maybe, like, two years ago,"
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"you couldn't go to a movie without... Shh..."
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"Ted Mosby did an interview in Adult Video Weekly."
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"Adult Video Weekly?"
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"Oh, no."
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"[Phone Rings]"
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"Hello?"
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"Hi, I'm looking for Ted Mosby."
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"It's Leonard Ross from AVW."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"AVW?"
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"It's Architecture Vision Weekly!"
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"Um..."
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"Wow, I've been reading your magazine"
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"since I was a little kid."
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"Well, that's a bummer."
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"Anyway, I'm calling to interview you about your latest project."
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"Well, I don't want to say it's my project."
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"I mean, I'll be working with at least three partners."
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"Oh! Group scene. Always fun."
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"Yeah, yeah, I'm really looking forward to it."
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"I mean, I know they're gonna ride me pretty hard"
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"but they're great guys."
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"Guys?"
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"That interview went on for 20 more minutes."
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""This project was so demanding,"
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""I can't tell you how many nights"
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"I spent bent over a table.""
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"[Laughter]"
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"Oh, hey, baby, how'd the interview go?"
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"Um, interesting."
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"There I am in the office of Jefferson Coatsworth,"
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"and I figure I'm not gonna take this job anyway,"
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"I might as well give this old bastard a piece of my mind."
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"Jefferson Coatsworth"
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"wasn't what I expected."
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"Marshall,"
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"Jeff Coatsworth."
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"Hello."
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"Dude, I am so, so psyched that you're here."
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"Can I beer ya?"
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"This guy seemed nice."
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"[Reporters Clamoring]"
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"Go-go to hell!"
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"I'd do it again!"
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"I'm innocent."
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"I'm innocent."
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"why do you want to work"
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"at Nicholson, Hewitt & West?"
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"Right, um, okay, Jeff,"
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"I've actually given this a lot of thought..."
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"I'm sorry. Stop."
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"I can't do this with a straight face."
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"You don't want to work here."
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"You're only here 'cause your dad went to high school with Joe Hewitt."
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"Fact is, you just got a sweet job at the NRDC."
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"Man, I could have gone the non-profit route."
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"I didn't."
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"And it eats me up inside every day."
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"I hate myself."
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"I hate myself."
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"Oh, he's good."
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"Classic seduction technique."
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"What do you mean?"
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"Oh, I use it all the time."
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"First I buy her-- and by her I mean you-- a drink."
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"Now, I'm the guy who gets her what she wants."
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"Then I pretend to care"
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"about whatever idiotic thing she cares about."
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"For you, that would be the environment."
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"Now, I'm the great guy who shares her interests."
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"And before you know it, you're naked in my apartment shouting,"
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""Oh, oh, Bar-r-r-ne-e-ey!""
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"And by you, I mean her."
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"He is not trying to seduce me."
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"He didn't even offer me the job."
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"That comes later."
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"At dinner."
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"He did invite you to dinner, didn't he?"
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"Let me buy you dinner"
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"tomorrow night"
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"as a thank you, okay?"
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"You'll tell me all about the NRDC,"
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"and we'll charge it all to one of my evil clients."
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"- I, you know, I don't know, - Marshall,"
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"I don't know if..."
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"you know what Kobe beef is?"
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"The most expensive beef in the world."
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"The place I'm taking you has Kobe lobster."
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"That is lobster fed with Kobe beef."
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