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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - The Rebound Girl (S07E07)

"In the fall of 2011, Lily and Marshall received"
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"We'll take it!"
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"Then we destroy it with sledgehammers."
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"I guess it's better to have someone"
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"we die."
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"24 hours, then we're moving to Long Island!"
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"Hey, guys,"
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"Oh!"
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"Hell, I could bring the kids on dates!"
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"We're moving to East Meadow."
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"Let's get some champagne."
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"Bro-parents activate!"
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"Look what I bought at 4:00 a.m. in New York City."
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"No."
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"can't stress that enough--"
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"Who you gonna call?"
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"Ernie Hudson is a coward!"
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"And now we're fighting. You know what?"
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"That's "what it is I do.""
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"Dibs on the nanny."
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"Ted, please don not dig in on this whole"
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"So you're just gonna have to get yourself a third nanny."
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"Please."
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"You named your baby Hurricane?"
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"Come here, you."
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"Then he probably also did not tell you"
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"Thanks. Come here."
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"But now?"
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"Isn't it, Tom?"
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"Lily..."
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"did you get the e-mail"
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"God."
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"a surprising gift from Lily's grandparents:"
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"their house in Long Island."
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"Lily and Marshall decided to sell it for one simple reason."
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"It's Long Island."
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"I don't want to spend my Saturday in Long Island."
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"I know, babe,"
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"but the realtor staged the place with fake furniture"
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"and she wants us to check it out before the open house."
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"All right."
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"Can we at least do it on the fake bed?"
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"I'm embarrassed that you have to ask."
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"So, they headed out to Long Island,"
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"and when they walked in the door..."
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"We-We can't take it."
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"We're the ones selling it."
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"We are selling it, right?"
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"Baby, your grandparents gave you this house outright."
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"So, the way I see it, we have five options."
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"One: sell it."
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"Two: year-round haunted house."
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"Three: giant fence around the perimeter, chimp sanctuary."
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"There's already a tire swing in the backyard."
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"Four: we destroy it with sledgehammers."
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"I like four."
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"Or five: we move in, raise our children"
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"and make this our family home."
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"Till they graduate."
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"As a family."
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"No, this is crazy!"
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"We are New York people."
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"We have a big, beautiful apartment that we love."
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"You're right."
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"But something happened"
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"to Lily and Marshall that day."
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"Something that happens to all New Yorkers"
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"who return home from anywhere other than New York."
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"Their big, lovely apartment..."
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"Huh. That's weird."
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"...shrank."
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"Okay, after Thanksgiving, I'm cutting out carbs."
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"Now, kids, it had been a rough couple weeks for Barney."
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"First, he cheated on his girlfriend with Robin,"
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"then he broke up with his girlfriend for Robin,"
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"then Robin chose Kevin over him."
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"So he was kind of in a bad place."
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"Hey."
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"You all right?"
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"Why wouldn't I be all right?"
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"Barney's single again!"
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"It's what America's been clamoring for."
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"You just went through a break-up."
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"That's usually when people do something crazy."
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"If you were a girl, you'd have cut bangs"
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"and be dating you by now."
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"Just promise me you won't do something crazy."
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"I promise I won't do something crazy."
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"Don't worry, he's gonna do something crazy."
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"In fact, I think I'm done with girls."
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"I'm not sure I even like them anymore."
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"Based on all the stuff you've done to them over the years,"
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"I'm not sure you ever liked them."
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"I'm serious."
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"Come on, you love girls."
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"If anyone should be done with girls, it's me."
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"Look at the year I've had."
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"Zoey, Victoria, the Slutty Pumpkin."
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"Now I'm worried you're gonna do something crazy."
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"I'm not gonna do something crazy."
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"And yes, I'm gonna do something crazy, too."
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"But girls, man."
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"Girls."
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"- You know what would kick ass? - Being gay?"
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"Being gay would kick ass!"
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"Word. Guys understand each other."
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"Imagine a relationship where,"
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"instead of talking about feelings all the time,"
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"give each other a happy, roll over"
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"and have some cuddle-free shut-eye."
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"Bro, for what it's worth,"
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"Would you mind calling Marshall and telling him that?"
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"'Cause he thinks..."
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"No, this is only in a scenario"
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"where just you and I are gay, not Marshall."
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"But if all three of us were gay,"
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"you'd pick me over Marshall, right?"
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"If all three of us were gay?"
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"Girlfriend, we would all three of us have some fun."
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"Damn right we would."
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