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Clips from Big Mouth (2017) - Ejaculation (S01E01)

"The teachers look poor. What the fuck is going on?"
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"lives in a joke of an apartment near the airport."
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"-Hello? -Oh, uh, good evening."
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"Are you the puberty fairy?"
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"-The fuck did you just call me?! -The puberty fairy?"
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"I thought that, too, but I guess they don't."
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"Maybe vagina is, like, slang."
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"[voice] Did someone say "vagina"?"
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"-Oh, no, no, no. Not now. -Fuck, yeah, now!"
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"[laughing]"
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"You're just some hormone monster my brain created."
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"If I'm not real, then how come I'm sending blood"
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"to your sweet penis right now?"
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"-[moans] Come on. -[narrator] The ovaries release the egg,"
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"then travel down the Fallopian tube."
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"Okay, I should tell you, this is school and we need boundaries."
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"If you want me to go away, you know what you have to do."
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"-[sighs] Jerk off-- -Jerk off, yeah, yeah, yeah! Exactly."
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"Let's go to the bathroom and climax into that thin toilet paper."
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"puberty for boys is like the miracle of ejaculation"
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"and for girls we're just a yarn ball of aching tubes?"
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"-Ew, that's gross. -Yeah, exactly."
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"And that's why we need equal pay."
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"My dad says when you take into account maternity leave,"
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"Too bad he can't afford tweezers for that unibrow."
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"Wheels up in 30 seconds."
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"If you don't get out of here right now,"
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"-Who? -He's a famous abstract expressionist."
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"-Oh, my God... -I'll take notes for you, Andrew."
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"-Thanks, Missy. -Let's go, let's go."
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"-I'm coming, I'm coming. -Not yet."
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"That's why we gotta get to the bathroom, sweetheart."
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"Am I a lucky guy or what?"
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"I've got this beautiful family, a gorgeous home,"
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"the sounds of Duke Ellington-- a great African-American American."
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"Andrew, did you know that Duke Ellington died in this house?"
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"I did, Dr. Birch. This house has rhythm."
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"That's right. What can I say? I love cocktail facts,"
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"-and I also love this woman. -[chuckles]"
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"-no drugs. -Oh, please. Nick slipped right out of me."
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"-Mom, Andrew's here. -He's family."
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"Anyway, he shouldn't be afraid of a vagina."
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"-Okay, can we be excused? -Once you pay the "snuggle tax.""
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"-Come here. -Come here."
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"-Mom! -[sighs]"
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"-You smell like fresh-buttered baby. -Give me a whiff."
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"What a fantastic best friend. The kid's dynamite."
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"From the corner! Swish-hh!"
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"Hey, so this, like, dance on Friday,"
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"-I think I'm not gonna go. -Oh, please. Yes, you are."
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"I'm not gonna ask a girl. I don't need that kind of rejection."
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"We're gonna go as a group-- me, you, Jessi and Jay."
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"But Jay's been bragging that he's gonna get fingered at the dance."
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"-What? -He's gonna get fingered."
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"Either that or you have grossly misquoted him."
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"And Jay hasn't even kissed a girl, I guarantee it."
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"None of us have. Not, you know, with tongue anyway."
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"Of course, 'cause when you do kiss a girl, to make it official..."
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"-There's gotta be tongue. -Major tongue."
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"-You want to flick your tongue around. -Ideally."
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"And you really want to get your tongue underneath hers, too."
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"Yeah, you want to get in there like a Claritin to just dissolve."
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"Yeah."
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"[bangs]"
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"But it's worth it."
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"-What are you doing? -Oh, my God!"
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"-Don't look. -Of course. I'm not looking at all."
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"-Sorry for what? -I don't know."
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"I don't know either."
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"[slams]"
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"I don't even know what you're talking about."
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"Okay. Well, good night."
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"Knock knock. Who's there? It's the Hormone Monster."
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"No, no, no, you gotta be kidding me."
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"-Nick is right there, sir. -And?"
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"And I'm a good person. I wouldn't do that laying next to a friend."
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"-Then why am I here? -Oh, my God, you're always right."
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"Now stare at that cat clock and massage your dinger."
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"No. Nick's grandmother gave him that clock."
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"-She knew what she was doing. -Yeah, she did."
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"-Okay. -Oh..."
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"What a little clock-tease."
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"thinking, "Meow-meow, who's got the cream?""
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"-Me. I've got the cream. -Yeah."
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"Just picture your dad's associate Susan."
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"and she said that I was really sprouting into a fine young man."
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"That's right. Look at her sinewy arms."
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"-Susan, show me your top naked. -Yeah."
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"-Oh, God. -And she's got Fallopian tubes."
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"Oh, God, okay."
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"So, Susan, um, what's it like"
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"[grunts] to be in human resources?"
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"Uh...!"
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"-Wait. What do we do about the mess? -Sleep in it, pig. Mwah."
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"So we're not going to Jay's to play basketball?"
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"No. Um..."
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"Oh. Well... this is me."
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"-I'll see you at school on Monday? -Yeah."
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"Totally. Uh... have a nice rest of your weekend."
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"-Thank you. -Um, you're welcome."
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"-I'll get out on the curb side now. -Yeah, great."
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"-Traffic side. -Yeah, that's smart."
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"What's going on? I thought Andrew was staying over all weekend."
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"Last night, when he was changing..."
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"I saw Andrew's penis."
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"And now you're worried you're a homosexual?"
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"Nicky, a man can touch another penis or even kiss one, very lightly,"
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"and it still doesn't necessarily mean he's a homosexual."
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"When I was an undergraduate-- your mother knows this story--"
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"Dad, I'm not worried I'm gay."
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"And by the way, you could do a lot worse than Andrew Glouberman."
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"It's not that, it's Andrew's..."
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"Andrew's was... was different,"
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"like bigger and hairier."
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"Sweetheart, Andrew's started to become a man."
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"That's right."
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"-Mm-hmm. -engorged nipples."
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"His penis is changing, from a boy penis to a man's penis."
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"never have a very big penis."
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"But if you understand a woman's body,"
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