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Clips from Big Mouth (2017) - Ejaculation (S01E01)

"The uterus is the center of female reproductive activity..."
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"The uterus? I thought girls had vaginas."
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"Go away. You are not real."
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"[groans]"
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"How come in all these videos"
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"Yeah, and he makes bank."
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"-[screams] Shut up, Matthew! -Come on, come on, come on!"
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"Ms. Kazan, can I please go to the bathroom, please?"
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"we're gonna "Jackson Pollack" all over your pants."
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"Not only did she prepare a fantastic meal"
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"and birthed three beautiful children--"
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"-Oh, I could eat you alive. -Can you not do this in front of Andrew?"
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"-Mom, loosen your grip. -I want to put you back up inside."
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"Love you, Nicholas. Love you. And you, too, Andrew."
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"Okay, first of all, I think he's got that wrong."
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"-Yeah. [chuckles] -Yeah."
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"-We know what we're talking about. -It's nice to talk like men."
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"Ow! It stings."
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"-[growls] -[screams]"
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"-Hi. -Hi."
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"-No! Sorry. -Oh, my God."
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"You know, I actually didn't even see anything."
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"[ticking]"
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"[chuckles]"
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"-What the hell is wrong with me? -Nothing."
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"You're a perfectly normal gross little dirtbag."
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"Her eyes are darting back and forth,"
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"[moans]"
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"-Oh, my God. -It's okay. It's okay."
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"-[Andrew] Oh, Susan. -[Hormone Monster] Mmm..."
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"Susan actually came to the summer outing,"
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"I'm done."
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"it turns out that I have family stuff this weekend."
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"I just-- it's nothing."
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"-Nick? -Nicholas, we're your parents."
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"You can tell us anything."
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"Okay."
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"-Honey, it's fine if you are. -It's better."
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"He's developed secondary sex characteristics."
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"-He has. -Thicker eyebrows..."
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"-Engorged nipples. -Mom!"
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"-and honestly, it was too much for me-- -Okay."
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"[class bell ringing]"
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"which I happen to be chaperoning."
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"and just focus on the fundamentals of basketball."
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"Either way they gotta start playing defense."
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"-What? -I said,"
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"[mutters] Oh, my God, I'm losing my mind."
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"♪ Big dicks on the loose ♪"
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"All right, knock it off, you two. Jeez, Louise."
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"Who wants to watch me grab rim?"
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"I knocked the wind outta my balls."
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"Hope I'm okay for the dance."
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"Oh, my God, do you think Nick saw me jerking off?"
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"and stomp on the back of his head, what's that called?"
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"Duke? Duke Ellington?"
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"Hey, hey, Nick! [laughing]"
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"I get it, the living don't always have all the answers."
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"The Cotton Club, 1938."
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"and, good Lord, I felt inferior."
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"So you're saying--"
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"[chuckles]"
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"[scat singing]"
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"We're gonna put the "social" back in social studies."
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"Yeah, it's like one person playing cards at you."
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"It doesn't get any cooler when you get, like, really angry."
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"Hello! Nick's going to talk to the eighth graders."
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"My God, he's got that Brian Grazer bravery."
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"-He's a petite, but he'll talk to anyone. -Oh, no."
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"-I want to put you back up inside. -Kiss the penis lightly."
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"- I knocked the wind out of my balls. -Ugh!"
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"Hey, Olivia, this is like a stupid idea,"
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"-It's a palindrome. -Yeah."
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"Dude, I'm allowed to go to the dance with whoever I want."
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"[coughing]"
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"-[slaps] -Ugh!"
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"I had a bald little cashew,"
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"and my friend Don Kinney, he had this great big sausage"
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"-Oh, yeah. -[Elliot] Mm-hmm."
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"Whew! That was astounding."
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"Anyway, I think this is something"
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"Nick the Trick. [laughs]"
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"I'm honestly more nervous about seeing Andrew."
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"-He said, "Fuck you" to me yesterday. -Ah!"
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"[music playing]"
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"-and also fishing. -That's great."
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"So should I pay for my ticket in ancient Sumerian silver?"
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"weren't actually operational until the mid-Bronze Age."
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"That's a great one. Where's Nick?"
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"Yeah, I guess."
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"I don't know, go to Panera, split a bread bowl?"
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"We'll probably just go home and grade papers."
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"Yeah! I mean, that's, you know... pff-fft! That's a little harsh,"
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"-[Jay snickers] -Oh."
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"-Well, Jessi, this has been so much fun. -Yeah."
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"I think they have La Croix. It's only the coconut kind,"
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"I've practiced with my dad."
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"-Hi. -Jessi, please,"
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"-Well, I'm glad you feel better. -I do, a little."
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"[screeching] ♪ Lady in red ♪"
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"♪ Is dancing with me ♪"
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"Now let's get a little friction going."
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"♪ And I hardly know... ♪"
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"♪ This beauty by my side ♪"
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"♪ I never will forget-- ♪"
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"I got a great memory."
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"[Hormone Monster] Yeah."
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"[thinking] What do I do? What do I do? What do I do?"
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"Oh, yeah, yes, that's it."
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"Don't be afraid to lead with your groin, the world's slowest hula hoop."
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"[slurping]"
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"-Are we in another sock? -No, no, no."
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"[gasps]"
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"I came in my pants."
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"-Why are you being so mean to me? -What are you talking about?"
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"You didn't do anything! I--"
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"-and it was big and hairy. -Yeah, so?"
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"Well, count your blessings. Mine's not so great either."
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"Andrew, why didn't you wash them in the sink?"
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"[laughing] That is a great question, Nick."
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