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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S03E03)

"I have to inform you that using this software..."
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"is in violation of the Patriot Act,"
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"the Strategic Defense Initiative,"
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"and the National Security Act of 1948,"
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"which created the CIA."
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"So I hope you passed the bar"
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"because if we use this software,"
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"the night janitor Gligor"
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"who I fooled into putting fingerprints on my computer,"
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"is going to need a good lawyer."
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"Are you certain you want to go through with this?"
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"I have to know, yes, yes."
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"Very good."
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"First, we go to the New York State Bar Web site."
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"We disable the firewall,"
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"then the recursive algorithm grabs your password,"
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"and as the application erases itself leaving no trace we were here ever..."
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"you ready to see your future, bro?"
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"Yes."
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"It's a dog pooping on a baby."
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"Right! Isn't that awesome?"
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"So you went through all this just to get me to look at your stupid video?"
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"Yeah, it was worth it."
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"Barney, Barney, that was the biggest test of my life."
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"I'm incredibly stressed out right now, and I..."
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"Okay, that's pretty funny."
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"Ted. You got to see this."
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"Uh-huh,"
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"yeah, I have to..."
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"She'll call back when she realizes I'm gone."
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"Probably in about 45 minutes."
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"Hey."
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"Hi."
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"You guys want a drink?"
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"I'll just have a water."
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"Mm, technically, water is a drink."
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"Really, Professor?"
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"You drink it? Is that how water works?"
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"Because I was just gonna smear it on my skin"
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"and hope that I absorbed it."
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"Or you could, you know, pour it over your shirt."
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"You're always correcting people."
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"- You totally do that! - That's absolutely right."
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"Right? I never noticed it before,"
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"and now it's literally driving me crazy."
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"Figuratively."
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"Okay, maybe so, but it's no worse than you..."
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"using the word "literally" in every other sentence."
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"Don't they teach vocabulary in Canada?"
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"They literally don't."
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"They literally don't."
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"what you do all the time."
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"What?"
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"* Paying my bills using return address labels *"
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"* From a charity that I haven't given money to *"
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"* Writing a check 'cause now I feel guilty *"
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"* The Salivation Army does not fight fair. *"
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"* Heading down to the basement today *"
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"* With my laundry and a roll of quarters *"
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"* But I'm back too soon *"
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"* 'Cause I left the detergent * * And the fabric softener *"
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"Wow. Those lines are so sloppy."
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"Oh, come on!"
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"What about you, "Barney"?"
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"Okay, you..."
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"always..."
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"oh, Interesting, interesting,"
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"everyone has annoying habits but me."
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"Oh,"
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"got it."
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"Okay, you sometimes talk in a weird high-pitched voice."
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"And you're constantly using lame catchphrases."
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"And sometimes you space out"
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"and don't even pay attention to what we're talking about."
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"I'm sorry. What?"
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"Oh, see?"
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"You can't think of anything"
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"* 'Cause I'm awesome! *"
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"All three right there."
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"Well, technically, "awesome" wouldn't be a catchphrase."
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"If anything, it's more of a catchword."
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"I literally want to rip your head off."
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"You mean "figuratively"!"
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"No, I literally mean"
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""literally.""
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"Literally, literally literally."
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"Lily, what are you eating, gravel?"
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"Oh, I know, right?"
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"It sounds like cufflinks going up a vacuum cleaner."
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"Well, why don't you sing about it?"
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"Because I don't sing about everything I do."
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"No, no, sometimes you just sing nonsense sentences"
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"like a stroke victim,"
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"and what's worse,"
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"they're catchy."
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"* Apple, orchard, banana, cat dance, 8663 *"
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"See? We know that one because once you sang that"
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"for, like, three hours. What the hell is that?"
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"That's my password."
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"AOBCD8663."
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"- Oh, Marshall! - Awesome!"
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"There's another one."
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"It's called "Golden Reliever," where this dog..."
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"All right, guys, guys, guys."
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"I'm a lawyer."
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"And just like that"
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"we stopped fighting and celebrated Marshall's success."
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"You see, when someone's bad habits are pointed out to you,"
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"it's hard to ignore them."
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"* I'm a lawyer now 'cause I passed the bar *"
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"* I'm imposing Marshall law on this champagne. *"
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"Are you literally on cloud nine right now?"
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"Baby, you never have to take the bar again."
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"he will have to,"
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"but New York, man!"
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"It's a great state to practice law in!"
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"Lawsuit up!"
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"- Yeah! - Whoo!"
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"- Yeah! - Yeah!"
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"But if you love them enough,"
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