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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S03E03)

"Or a futon. Futons are great."
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"Or what about one of those Murphy beds?"
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"Who invented the Murphy bed?"
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"Was it a guy named Murphy?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Do you guys remember thatshow Murphy Brown?"
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"That was a funny show."
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"She had a new assistant every episode."
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"...and it was like half an hour before I realized..."
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"he wasn't even on the phone anymore!"
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"Isn't that hysterical?"
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"Two! It's two bedrooms!"
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"Hey, do you guys like cannolis?"
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"Because I know this place and it's in the South Bronx"
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"and you wouldn't expect it,"
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"but they have the best cannolis in town."
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"And just like that, the illusion was shattered."
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"She just never shuts up, does she?"
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"She didn't stop to swallow her food."
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"I was scared for her."
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"I didn't want her to choke."
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"so, kids, this girl i was dating would not stop talking."
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"Do you own a wok?"
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"'Cause that's really how..."
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"Don't you just love autumn?"
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"Today I'm dressed for..."
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"Oh, my God."
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"The sweetest thing."
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"And I know this great place where we can go."
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"They have guys and girls clothes."
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"We could both shop at the same time."
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"And a lot of times boyfriends and girlfriends..."
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"Why are you running so fast?"
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"Well, thank you, pal."
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"You and your little friends,"
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"you just had to tell me."
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"You just had to give in to my incessant begging."
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"You said that you wanted to know."
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"I didn't want to know!"
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"You said you wanted to know!"
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"Well, I didn't know I didn't want to know!"
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"You knew. And you know me."
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"And you should have known I didn't want to know!"
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"You know?"
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"I'm sorry we told you."
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"I'm surprised she didn't tell you herself at some point."
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"There's only a finite combination of words in the English language."
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"Well, you could have let me enjoy it a little longer."
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"She's got all these other great qualities."
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"She's smart."
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"She's caring."
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"She loves animals..."
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"You know how to teach her a lesson?"
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"Buy her a parrot."
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"Oh, come on."
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"I'm sorry that we told you, okay?"
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"It's part of being in a relationship."
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"Eventually, you get used to these annoying little things"
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"that bug you at first."
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"Yeah, I guess."
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"I mean, you got used to Lily's loud chewing, right?"
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"Lily doesn't chew loudly."
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"Dude..."
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"Come on. This isn't news."
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"Why do you think I call her "Chewbacca"?"
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"I assumed because she's loyal, wears shiny belts"
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"and I resemble a young Harrison Ford."
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"Oh, man,"
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"honestly, dude, that's the meanest thing you've ever done to me."
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"I really thought you knew."
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"We had ribs the other night. It sounded like Jurassic Park."
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"Ha-ha-ha."
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"You know what?"
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"It doesn't matter."
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"But it did."
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"What's that supposed to mean?"
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"when you eat, it sounds like a garbage disposal..."
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"full of drywall screws."
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"What's the matter with you?"
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"We've been together ten years, and you're saying this now?"
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"Well, I never noticed it before until..."
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"Until what?"
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"Can you believe Ted?"
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"What a lame thing to say, that I'm a loud chewer."
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"Yeah, that's crazy."
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"Oh, my God, do I really chew that loudly?"
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"No, no, no."
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"Okay, now that you pointed it out,"
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"maybe it does sound slightly like..."
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"someone put a screwdriver in a pencil sharpener,"
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"but in a cute way."
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"This is all Ted's fault."
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"Oh, like he's so perfect, Mr. Corrector."
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"What do you mean?"
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"Oh, come on."
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"You dated the guy for a year"
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"and you never noticed that most of what Ted says"
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"is correcting you."
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"Hey, can you hand me a Kleenex?"
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"Actually, Kleenex is a brand."
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"Oh, my God, is Frankenstein gonna kill that little girl?"
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"Uh, Dr. Frankenstein isn't in this scene."
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"That's Frankenstein's monster."
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"That literally blew my mind."
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"Figuratively."
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"That is so annoying."
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"Isn't it?"
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"Hey, man, you like kettle corn?"
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"I'm trying to get rid of anything crunchy."
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"Are the blinds closed?"
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"I don't know."
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"Are the blinds closed?!"
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"Yes, the blinds are closed."
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"Good, I didn't think I was followed,"
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"but you can never be too sure."
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"Now double-lock the door"
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"and stay away from the windows."
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"Is there a reason that you're acting like this?"
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"We're about to find out if you're a lawyer."
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"Now, in good conscience,"
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