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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S03E03)

"This is a grocery list."
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"For who? A witch building a house in the forest?"
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"Sugar helps me study."
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"This is like the shopping a ten-year-old does"
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"when his parents leave him alone for the weekend."
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"What parent leaves a ten-year-old alone for the weekend?"
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"- I can't find my password!"
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"Okay, just can't you let 'em know that you lost it"
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"and they'll e-mail it to you or something?"
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"No! They won't let me do that."
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"I'm gonna have to wait till the results come in the regular mail."
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"That could be weeks from now, if ever!"
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"Our mail carrier hates me..."
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"She wasn't pregnant?"
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"No, he was not."
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"Okay, well, that's a drag, but the results will come eventually."
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"Just try to keep it off your mind until then."
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"Hey, Brad."
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"Oh, congratulations, man."
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"I'm, uh..."
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"I'm not sure yet."
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"I lost my password."
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"That's great, Cara."
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"I don't know yet. I lost my password."
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"I don't know how I lost it!"
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"This stuff happens!"
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"Oh. Ohh! You're one to talk."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I'm sure the nurses are stealing your medicine, Grandma."
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"Love you, too."
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"If I have to wait six weeks to find out if I passed,"
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"I-I'm gonna have a heart attack."
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"Based on that grocery list, I'd say diabetes is a bigger worry."
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"You know what? Laugh all you want."
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"This affects my whole future, all right?"
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"Okay."
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"I probably shouldn't be telling you this."
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"I definitely shouldn't be telling you this,"
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"but there is a way I can help you with your problem."
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"How?"
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"I know a guy at work."
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"He can get access to software designed to penetrate firewalls"
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"and retrieve passwords through secure servers."
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"I can get into any computer."
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"So what do we do? Like, arrange a secret meeting in a darkened parking structure?"
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"No."
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"Can we?"
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"Dude, be cool."
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"God, you guys are so right."
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"I totally hear it now."
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"See it now?"
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"Smell it?"
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"What is it?!"
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"I left the table for two minutes."
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"that was so horrible?"
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"Was it..."
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"I'll be back in one second."
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"One time, in the tenth grade, as a joke,"
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"I told everyone that my English teacher had sex with me."
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"Or maybe..."
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"I'll be back in a second."
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"So I volunteer at the pound."
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"Oh, isn't that nice?"
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"Yeah."
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"You can't imagine the rush you get from killing an unwanted puppy."
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"I make bracelets out of the collars."
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"Or..."
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"I bet he's going to the urinal."
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"Yeah."
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"I remember when I had a penis."
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"It wasn't anything she did while you were in the bathroom."
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"It's just the way she is."
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"I don't get it."
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"If it's so obvious and you guys all see it,"
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"how come I don't?"
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"'Cause we're not trying to have sex with her."
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"Mmm."
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"Brother, you're driving the "I want to have sex with her" truck,"
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"and it's got a huge blind spot."
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"That's ridiculous."
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"Ted, let me tell you a little story about a young lady"
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"I wanted to have sex with--"
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"On a white sand beach in Rio de Janeiro,"
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"we made love for ten straight hours."
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"When we were done,"
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"she applauded"
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"and told me I was far, far better"
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"than the best lover she could possibly imagine,"
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"and that I had restored her faith in God."
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"What does this have to do with Cathy?"
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"Who's Cathy?"
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"Just tell me what the hell is wrong with her already."
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"Okay."
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"You want to know?"
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"Yes."
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"You want to shatter this beautiful illusion you've created for yourself?"
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"Fine. Here it is."
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"Cathy talks..."
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"a lot."
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"Oh, come on."
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"That's not true."
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"Ted. Really, really think about that dinner we all just had together."
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"So, what's everyone getting?"
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"Well, I can't decide."
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"Which sounds better, chicken or lasagna?"
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"I like chicken. I like lasagna. I like them both,"
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"but I really like pork."
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"A lot of people don't eat pork,"
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"and maybe it's because of that movie Babe or something."
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"But that was funny."
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"He was a talking pig and he was like "Bah, Ram, Ewe!""
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"What-what if there was a sorority, "Bah, Ram, Ewe?""
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"I'd totally rush it."
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"...And so I named him Dr. Seuss!"
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"Lasagna! Just get the lasagna!"
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"Oh, you guys just got a new place."
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"How many bedrooms is it?"
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"I would love to have an extra bedroom,"
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"because I would put a Stairmaster in there."
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"But you guts should get a convertible sofa."
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