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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013) - The Jimmy Jab Games II (S07E07)

"- No, I'm not."
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"Yesterday, you took the batteries"
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"- You noticed. - Yeah."
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"- Now get up, and win this bet."
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"You can do this. - Yeah, you're right."
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"I can do this. - Yeah."
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"Turns out, taking a ton of random pills"
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"- Yeah, I'm like 50/50 gonna die."
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"you must fish a dollar coin out of our gross,"
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"clogged-up sink of nightmares."
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"After you eat the entire dog,"
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"where you must extract an olive"
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"- Why are you using your mouth for everything?"
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"- The winner will be the first person"
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"- It's all for the show, Jake."
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"- All right, fine. I can do this."
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"And Debbie's EpiPens are full of adrenaline."
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"- Is that a smart thing to do? - Probably not,"
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"tears were cried."
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"Just remember, freaks,"
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"What matters is that you can do anything"
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"you put your mind to, because in the end,"
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"my bearded lady, the beard was under you,"
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"You're right. I can do anything."
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"- Oh, private rendezvous, huh?"
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"This whole trying to make a baby thing"
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"has got you super freak-- hey, Terry!"
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"What's up, dude? - What did you think"
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"you were gonna have secret sex in here."
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"I did not think that. Amy did."
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"Anyway, what's up, Lieutenant? - Santiago and I"
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"are going to an administration workshop"
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"for the NYPD. - And it's voluntary,"
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"- I love you so much. Continue."
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"- Oh, boy. Here comes the lecture."
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""Be responsible, Jake. Don't do anything crazy or fun.""
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"- There's no lecture. I trust you."
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"- Yeah, well, you're not the same"
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"immature, rebellious kid you used to be."
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"a family-friendly midsize sedan?"
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"And let's not forget, I wanted to have sex"
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"in your office just now."
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"- Yeah, to have a baby and become a father!"
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"- Yeah, he turned it around on me."
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"- It's not bad that I trust you more now."
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"Plus, there's not even that much"
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"for you guys to do today."
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"I mean, the squad is on reserve parade duty."
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"a responsible guy like me could do?"
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"Buckle your butts, everyone!"
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"Squad, today we write a new chapter"
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"and ends with the word "Jab.""
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"- That chapter's only two words long."
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"It's a long chapter. The point is,"
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"today we compete against one another"
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"in a series of games,"
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"and this year's winner"
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"receives one day's paid vacation,"
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"courtesy of Officer Mark."
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"- You said you needed that day for a private matter."
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"- You know what? You shouldn't even be here."
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"Everyone say, "Thank you, Officer Mark."
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"Bye, Officer Mark."
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"- Now, who's ready to compete? - Count me in."
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"to spend some time with my husband."
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"- Oh, please. We all have loved ones."
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"You're not getting any sympathy just because you're gay."
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"- Rosa, I don't think he was--"
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"- No, I was. She saw right through me."
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"Nevertheless, I will destroy you all."
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"- Copy that. I love your intensity."
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"Now, Gina is gone, so we're out of a host."
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"- Me! Please, me."
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"It's my time to shine."
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"It's my "Greatest Showman" moment."
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"- Charles, you can't."
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"- You know who else they told "You can't"?"
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"But then, Mr. Barnum gave her a stage."
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"- Wait, so you're the bearded lady?"
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"- No! I'm Barnum, you're Zac Efron,"
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"- Look, I would love to give you the hosting duties"
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"so you can work through whatever weird fantasy this is,"
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"but we need at least six players"
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"- Then I'll find someone to replace me."
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"I promise you will have your circus, Mr. Barnum."
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"- I thought you were Barnum. - No!"
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"I'm the greatest showman!"
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"- Debbie, ah, just who I was looking for."
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"- Wh-what? No. No, don't do that."
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"if you would like to take my place"
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"in a little squad competition today."
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"- Mm. I can't do competitions. I'm anti-dexterous."
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"is good at anything. - Oh, Debbie."
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"A bashful beat cop with long, curly hair"
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"and no confidence at all."
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"- That's impossible. You're so suave."
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"- Sure, now I am."
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"- I don't know. - Debbie..."
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"trust me."
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"- Okay."
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"- So, Diaz, I've never been more excited."
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"My first time playing the Jimmy Jabs,"
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"and I'm destined to win."
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"Look at my competition."
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"Little Miss Hay For Brains."
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"and King Brain Made of Hay."
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"- Well, you're forgetting about me."
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"I'm also your competition. - Yes,"
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"but you don't normally care about games like these."
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"- Well, I do care about this game."
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"My brains are made of brains."
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"- Oh, ho."
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"- Gather up, it's Jimmy Jam time!"
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"- Yeah, and you might wanna leave"
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"A little plausible deniability."
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"May you can teach other precincts"
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"how to throw their own versions to boost morale."
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"I'm a class clown/bad boy with a heart of gold. Whatever."
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"Charles, just start."
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"- Ladies and gentlemen."
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