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Clips from What We Do in the Shadows (2019) - Animal Control (S01E01)

"-It's none of your business. -What are you... What?"
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"-How's your night been? -It's been fine."
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"Isn't this the one that you ate last week?"
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"I need to do a two."
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"It's right behind you, man. That door."
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"-BOBBY: Okay. -A little fella, you got to see this guy."
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"-Look at his face. -: Yeah."
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"BOBBY: This guy looks like a little English guy."
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"KAREN: Yeah, he's a little, little British chap."
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"Wait, wait, wait, let me blow him up there. Look at..."
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"-That is a bat's erect penis on that screen. -Laszlo's."
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"-Okay. -We're gonna have to get him a little rabies shot."
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"I want you to bring me the strange bat with the erection."
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"Wait, hang on a second. Can you imagine him"
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"-I know. -Not so hot at hypnotism, huh?"
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"that doesn't want to do something"
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"is when you have them do something they want to do,"
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"Wait a minute, can we help you guys?"
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"Uh, yeah. We're actually lookingfor a lost pet."
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"-Oh. Okay. -Okay."
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"-What kind of pet is it? -A normal one."
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"Like, a bat."
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"Oh, now, bats are illegal."
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"He said "cat," ma'am."
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"Well, if you have any sort of missing animal,"
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"then you just need to fill out the required paperwork,"
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"and then we'll go have a look in the back for you."
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"Fine."
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"NADJA: Gregor doesn't know I am not human"
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"Hey. I got us some popcorn."
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"Popcorn? You've never had popcorn?"
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"-You're gonna love it. Here, try it. -Oh."
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"-No, just come on, just... -Ooh, wait a minute."
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"Got it? No, just... let me put it in your mouth."
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"If it touches your tongue, it'll stay."
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"It sticks to your tongue."
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"There you go. Yeah."
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"-Yeah. -Hey, do you want more?"
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"-Oh, no. I'm-I'm okay. -I got a whole bucket."
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"No! No. No."
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"Okay, so the ASBN-119 I need, but..."
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"Uh, exactly."
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": I'm trying to find an open window."
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"I think I found one."
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"Laszlo."
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"There you are."
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"I've come to rescue you."
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"Gregor. It is your beloved weapon."
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"You are the master archer."
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"Yeah. I... I am pretty good at this in VR."
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"Behold the great Gregor the archer."
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"Imagine it is a horde of Turkish."
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"-Horde of what? -: Kill them."
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"I kind of suck at this. I don't know."
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"NANDOR: We are out, we are out, we are out."
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"-Here. Guillermo."
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": This is the third animal shelter I visited."
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"-We did it? -NANDOR: Yes, yes, yes."
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"Laszlo, you are free now."
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"-So be free."
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"-Yeah. -Fucking guy."
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"Where the fuck am I?"
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"I say!"
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"Release me."
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"and he just rereleased it into the wild."
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"Uh, a sick, sick bat."
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"Do you think I might have rabies now?"
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"JEFF: I just don't know how it's my responsibility to pay"
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"you're supposed to kind of spliteverything down the middle."
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"-This is a misery for my ears. -I know, I just..."
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"You mustn't kill them, please."
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"Yeah. I... you know, I see a lotof this as a security guard,"
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"and the best way to handle this..."
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"RECORDED VOICE: Congratulations. We have a winner!"
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"-What happened?-He was playing the game wrong."
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"I cannot believe how boring Gregor has become."
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"Such a maverick."
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"You know, when he was a washer woman,"
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"he would pour dirty old mop juice all over my body"
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"and rub it into me while he ravished me."
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"But this version of Gregor?"
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"It is a boring disgrace."
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"And you know what? It's becausethey named him Jeps. Jeff."
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"Wow, you were really good at ring toss."
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"-I had so much fun tonight. -I cannot take this."
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"with a name like Jeff?"
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"It is like a weak ejaculation."
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"-Okay."
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"-Jeff. -Okay, all right, all right."
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"You know what? You're being really rude to me"
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"and my Uncle Jeff, but also Grandpa Jeff,"
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"-and that's where I draw the line. -Go back."
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"Remember."
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"Remember who you are."
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"Ah..."
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"I am standing on the crest of a hill."
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"Atop the Carpathian Mountains."
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"-I am victorious from battle."
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"by many arrow."
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"Yet I survive."
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"I must survive..."
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"to see my lover."
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"Love... will get me through."
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"Desire... will fuel my journey."
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"Oh, Gregor..."
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"-it is you. -Hark."
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"A rider approaches."
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"He is wielding a sword."
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"It comes towards me,"
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"This mop..."
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"It is as full of water as I am desire."
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"-I want to, but I mustn't."
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"-No, you can. -No, he will hear."
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"Just one little kiss with our lips."
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"-He will be so angry.-Just stick our mouths together."
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"Silence, my four-legged friends."
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"I sense you are angry tonight."
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"And with good reason."
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"For we have been imprisoned."
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"-Yes, without trial."
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