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Clips from Schitt's Creek (2015) - The Incident (S06E06)

"Yes, things happen!"
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"Things happen all in your sheets,"
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"because I peed in it!"
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"David, there is absolutely nothing to be ashamed of, okay?"
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"And look, I found this blanket that I thought I had lost"
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"in the laundry room,"
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"maybe we can take divorce off the table?"
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"Maybe, but if the tables were turned,"
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"- I can't say I'd be as generous. - Understood."
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"- What is that noise? - I don't know."
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"No, it's like a, a crinkling sound."
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"Oh, you're probably just sitting on the mattress tag."
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"- Is this a mattress protector? - No."
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"a second sheet that you put on the mattress,"
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"um, that my mom gave me when I moved in, so I just..."
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"You put down a plastic sheet?"
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"Well, I don't think it's a pla... I mean,"
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"it might have like a rubberized coating, but I don't know."
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"- Oh my God! - Purely coincidental."
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"Okay, look."
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"I just wanted you to... be comfortable in case"
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"- it happened again, that's... - Mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm."
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"More expensive than my dignity?"
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"- I mean, comparable, at least. - Wow."
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"- Wow! - Okay."
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"- Well... - No good?"
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"with the PR people from Interflix,"
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"they're making the announcement about the "Crows" movie at noon,"
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"so they've requested that you do a social media takeover,"
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"but don't worry, I will handle it."
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"Takeover? That sounds hostile."
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"No, they just want you like, send out posts"
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"I've dated enough mid-level latte art influencers"
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"to know what the people want."
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"about half of what you just said."
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"What exactly is required of me?"
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"and funny one-liners."
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"I see, and you would be the architect behind"
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"Oh my God, I don't know yet."
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"Well, it's just that you and I have very different"
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"comedic stylings, dear."
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"I take a slightly more cerebral approach."
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"Okay, you were the one that described social media"
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"- I'm doing you a favour. - Very well."
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"Let me see what you're typing!"
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""Big news coming soon, caw caw!""
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"And a little yellow cartoon... winking."
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"let's put a beak on that winking cartoon."
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"Let me handle this, please."
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"Okay, is it on? Can they see us?"
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"No, you just press "send.""
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"We have our very own digital soapbox here!"
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"It reminds me of the Nickelodeon pilot I did"
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"in which Ashley Tisdale and I played suffragettes."
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"- You remember, "You Go, Girl." - Mhmm."
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"- Have you pressed send yet? - Send."
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"Okay, great. Now we just wait three and a half hours,"
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"until people are on their lunch break,"
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"We have five likes!"
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"People are cawing back!"
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"Oh Alexis, I think you and I might need to purchase..."
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"antibiotics."
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"I believe we've just gone viral."
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"Ohhh!"
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"'Kay."
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"A 20 minute drive to another motel."
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"Mr. Rose, what are we doing here?"
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"Well, I brought you here, Stevie, because..."
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"- I think we should buy it. - Uh."
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"No surprise there, Johnny,"
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"I told you she's not the visionary you and I are."
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"Stevie, this is the inevitable next step"
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"in building the Rosebud Empire."
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"Okay, but I think maybe we should talk about it first,"
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"before we just jump into building the empire."
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"Well, I know this must be a little overwhelming right now,"
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"but I thought it was better for you to..."
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"see the place yourself."
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"Roland, there are a lot of cars here today."
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"I thought you set up a private showing."
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"I'm pretty sure I said private."
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"Smile."
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"Good morning, are you here for Benny Terkstra?"
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"Uh, I spoke with somebody named Betty,"
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"but I was mowing the lawn at the time,"
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"so your guess is as good as mine."
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"Huh, Betty and Benny?"
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"What are they, puppets?"
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"It's the Benny and Betty Show!"
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"Why do I get the feeling this isn't an open house?"
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"Maybe it's because of the coffin."
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"This is a funeral, Roland!"
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"She said the showing was at nine o'clock."
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"She may have said viewing."
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"What the hell, Roland?!"
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"A man is dead."
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"David, you know, your tea has been just sitting here"
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"untouched for about half an hour,"
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"and you're probably gonna have to drink something"
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"- at some point. - I'm just not that thirsty."
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"I'm doing inventory."
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"Okay, you're making this so much more"
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"- of a thing than it needs to be. - Am I?"
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"Buongiorno, boys!"
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"It's a little word I assembled to consecrate my fans,"
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"who are also my friends."
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"To all of you asking what is little mercantile"
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"establishment with the almost gallery-like austerity?"
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"Well, it so happens it's also owned by my son,"
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"David Rose, say hi, David."
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"Okay, I would rather not, thanks."
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"And his hashtag fiancee, Patrick."
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"I don't think you have to say hashtag"
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"when you're just talking, Mrs. Rose."
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"Okay, what are you doing?"
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"You look like the downfall of society."
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"Can you please turn that off while you're in our store, please?"
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"Very well."
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"for more "Crow" related Intel by me, Moira Rose,"
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"especially you, "Wine and Cat Gal 74,""
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