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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Subway Wars (S06E06)

"Not with an Eriksen."
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"Also, my mom hates you."
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"You know what?"
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"Just to make sure, I'm gonna pee on this again."
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"[Bell Chimes]"
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"[Ted Narrating] Lily was so fed up with not getting anywhere..."
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"maybe winning this race was just what she needed."
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"Idiot."
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"[Thinking] I'll show them. My body can outrun any motorized vehicle."
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"I'm like John Henry when he beat the steam engine."
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"All I need is a great folk song."
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"[Man: Folk] # Gather round, ye children #"
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"# To hear the tale so sweet #"
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"# Of a man who dared to race machines #"
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"# With nothin'but his feet #"
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"# Marshall #"
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"# Versus the machines ## Hyahl"
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"Taxi!"
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"Excuse me. I got a thing."
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"Maury... Povich."
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"[Conductor On P. A: Muffled, Indistinct]"
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"Track maintenance?"
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"[Man On P.A. Continues, Indistinct]"
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"- Twenty-minute delay? - How do you do that?"
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"I grew up here. I speak conductor."
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"- Damn it! - [Bell Chimes]"
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"[Ted Narrating] Kids, I also needed a win that day."
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"A couple nights earlier, your Uncle Marshall had offhandedly mentioned a Web site called..."
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"Grademyteacher. net?"
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"It's this awesome site where students can go say..."
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"what they really think about their professors."
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"Hey, you're probably on there."
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"[Ted Narrating] I just had to see what my students had written about me..."
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"and it was..."
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"majestic."
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"Until..."
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"[Cup Shatters]"
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"Now, kids, I knew I was a good professor."
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"That's why I didn't let it bother me."
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"I had nothing to prove. Absolutely nothing."
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"Here's a fun fact."
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"Oh, the brown one or the gray one?"
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"That's the gray one. Did you know that in eight..."
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"[Snoring]"
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"[Clears Throat, Gasps]"
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"[Gags] Hurts!"
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"I... [Growls]"
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"[Screams]"
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"Elizabeth!"
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"[Waiter] Somebody call an ambulance!"
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"Excuse me. I've got a thing."
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"- Hey! That's my cab! - Gregor's Steakhouse, downtown."
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"[Bell Dings]"
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"Take the F.D.R. and maybe crank up some smooth jazz."
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"Uh, we're required by law to take you to the nearest hospital..."
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"- [Siren Wailing] - Oh, no."
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"[Siren Wailing]"
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"It's Barney. Help me!"
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"[Screaming]"
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"[Ted Narrating] Robin also needed a win that day."
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"It had been a rough year for Robin."
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"First, her boyfriend and former cohost, Don, left her for another job."
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"Then Robin met her new cohost, Becky."
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"Hi! I'm Becky!"
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"I am so excited to be your coanchor! [Laughing]"
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"- Yay! - Hi, Becky. My, you're perky."
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"Don't worry. I am not here to step on your toesies."
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"- Oh. - You're still the star."
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"I mean, literally eclipse her."
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"- [Screaming] - It's my cab! Aah!"
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"Keep it."
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"## [Man Vocalizing: Folk]"
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"- Hello. - Ranjit, take me to Gregor's."
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"# As Marshall ran with all his might #"
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"- # And passed his friend Christine # - Hey, Christine."
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"# He thought of all the times that he had beaten a machine #"
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"- # He triumphed over Pitfalll # - Yes!"
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"- [Beeping] - # He vanquished the alarm #"
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"Yes!"
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"# He brought the jukebox back to life #"
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"[All Cheering]"
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"# Marshall #"
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"# Versus the machines ##"
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"Ow. Ow. Ow."
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"Last seat. Thank God."
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"Well, you're in luck."
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"See that gothic church over there?"
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"Those Corinthian columns were designed by Giuseppe Pigato in 1896."
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"Ow. Ow. Ow."
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"Hey, Ranjit, pull over."
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"Pulling over."
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"Hey, toots, how about a ride?"
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"Oh. Hey, Robin. It's you."
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"- [Male Vocalist] Hyahl - [Whip Cracks]"
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"- Move alongl - [Coyote Howls]"
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"- Hyahl - [Whip Cracks]"
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"Hyahl"
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"See that over there? That's the old Arcadian Hotel."
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"[Brakes Screeching]"
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"So, is this ride your way of apologizing for this morning?"
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"- And why would I? - Are you kidding me?"
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"Hey, Barney, can I talk to you?"
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"Sure. Stand a little more this way."
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"I'm scouting some talent. Pretend we're talking about something important."
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"Uh, well, this... this is something important."
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"Um, I'm having a... a really rough time at work. The whole Becky thing."
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"You know what? That's just getting distracting."
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"Um, say "carrots and peas." Carrots and peas. Carrots and peas."
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"Carrots and peas. [Laughing] Carrots and peas!"
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"Guys, I can't stop staring at that girl's face."
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"I've spent the last six years in this city..."
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"focusing on my career, all for nothing."
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"Some lady almost got me killed. Maury Povich stole my cab."
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"You know, everyone keeps saying that I'm not a real New Yorker."
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"Well, maybe I should just stop trying."
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"- Robin, I had no idea that... - No, it's my fault for thinking that you might care."
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"- No, don't stop the car. - Not stopping the car."
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"- Seriously, stop the car. - Seriously stopping the car."
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"If you wanna talk, I'm right here."
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"[Scoffs] Carrots and peas."
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