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Clips from Superstore - Dog Adoption Day (S02E02)

"Anyone?"
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"You're all ingrates."
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"I hope someone sets you all on fire,"
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"What?"
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"without adequate nutrition."
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"You know that's because I never get what I want."
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"- Whoa! - Hey, guys, chill."
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"Damn, tight Bane! Respect."
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"Thank you."
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"Okay, somebody needs to be in charge of the..."
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"See, you're even trying to embarrass me"
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"- Yeah. - Ouch."
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"What's going on with his butt?"
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"Make sure to clock in at some point"
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"But now, I mean, we're supposed to get married"
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"Because then we'll be newlyweds"
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"Oh, and I get points in the gift shop for referrals."
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"Guys, getting married is not gonna solve all these problems."
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"It's a big deal."
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"- Black choir. - Definitely black choir."
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"Yes, a black choir, of course."
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"and take the dogs that don't get adopted back to the shelter."
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"Yeah. Do you sell stamps?"
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"I don't know why they bother calling it a shelter."
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"We've got to work together."
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"Great, we'll do my plan."
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"But I didn't mean sex, I meant life and dating"
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"44, 43, 42..."
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"You're all cooped up."
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"No, I found Jeremy in the camping section again."
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"Yes, in case he can't pay or there's damage."
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"I texted Cole."
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"You took one a little earlier."
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"That's right, rules are rules."
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"That is Ricky with your Social."
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"Sure, I'll miss you."
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"I'm probably just a little intimidated"
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"It's like a steel trap."
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"Oh. Thank you."
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"Maybe someday, right?"
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"- Okay. - How do you like that, huh?"
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"Oh, my God, the shampoo!"
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"Yeah, hit him!"
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"No!"
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"There's nothing interesting here."
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"Now Brett's got to clean this up."
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"Come on, guys. Be considerate."
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"- I don't work tomorrow. - Then the next day."
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"- Not until Sunday. - Sunday then."
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"Damn it."
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"Yo, Chey, where the dog treats at, yo?"
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"and the baby grows up and takes care of the dogs."
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"I'm gonna do it now."
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"Okay, I need two volunteers."
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"Oh, right here, I'm first! Pick me!"
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"Okay, thank you, Mateo. Who else?"
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"Garrett!"
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"Yeah, I just wanted to say no."
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"and you need a volunteer to put it out."
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"It's too much for 6:00 a.m., Dina."
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"I don't think it's enough."
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"Okay, thank you, Jonah."
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"You and Mateo will be in charge"
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"of our in-store dog adoption today."
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"Yes, that's right."
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"That volunteer job was desirable."
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"That was a lesson."
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""And lo, the Samaritan, as he traveled, came to where...""
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"6:00 a.m., Glenn."
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"Okay, right."
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"Anyway, while the rest of you are having normal, dogless days,"
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"these two selfless heroes will be in puppy heaven."
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"I want to be in puppy heaven."
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"I'll switch if anybody wants."
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"I don't really care about dogs."
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"- What did he say? - I mean, I don't dislike them."
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"I just, you know, I don't really have strong feelings"
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"- one way or the other. - You're a psychopath."
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"Sociopath, he's a sociopath."
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"Is it because they don't like you?"
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"No, no I think it says something about our priorities"
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"that we spend so much money on pets"
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"when there are literally millions of children"
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"I hope you die."
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"Okay, I need another volunteer."
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"Me me me me me me me me!"
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"Sandra, thank you."
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"Come on up."
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"And I am glad that you're an animal lover"
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"because we have a large number of hornets nests"
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"around the perimeter of the store."
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"That's right, it's not always good to volunteer."
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"That was another lesson."
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"No, look, I want the sour cream and onion chips."
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"I can't eat the ones with the ridges on them"
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"because they hurt the top of my mouth!"
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"That's part of the experience, Cheyenne."
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"Hey hey, what is happening?"
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"- Okay, all right. - Are you kidding me?"
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"All I ever do now is babysit for free!"
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"It's not babysitting when you're the dad!"
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"No, come on."
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"This doesn't have to wind up on YouTube."
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"Film one of my impressions instead."
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"Okay, you want to start something now?"
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"- Yeah! - "Hi, I'm Batman.""
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"That was Batman."
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""And now I'm the Joker.""
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""You merely adopted the dark, I was born in it.""
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"I know we've always had this unspoken rivalry."
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"Not a rivalry, you're just always mean to me."
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"And not unspoken, you talk about it all the time?"
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"Well, anyway, since we're stuck together,"
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"I figured we could at least be civil."
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"I'll do it. I'll do it better."
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"This guy doesn't even like dogs so."
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"in front of the dog lady."
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""Dog lady?" Jonah, she has a name."
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"- Lydia. - Lydia."
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"Really, Lydia?"
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