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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S05E05)

"OLDER TED: It was true. Marshall had become addicted to creating songs"
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"and photo montages documenting various mundane events."
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"were getting e-mails like this."
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"Some moo shu pork sauce got away"
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"Flipped the cushion Now everything's okay"
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"Cat-sitting for Lily's mom"
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"Cat-sitting for Lily's mom"
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"It's gonna be fun"
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"Cat funeral"
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"Cat funeral"
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"And not entirely my fault"
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"- Meow, meow, meow, meow - Cat funeral"
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"- Meow, meow, meow, meow - Cat funeral"
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"Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow..."
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"They think we're insane now."
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"If I recall, they didn't dump us until you brought up that Vermont trip."
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"It was way too early."
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"It's a rookie mistake, and you're better than that."
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"What about you forgetting to check the egg timer for charades?"
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"One thing? One thing?"
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"Wow. Really?"
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"just walked itself right through the door,"
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"sliced itself up,"
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"around not three, not four,"
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"but five different kinds of sturdy, cheese-bearing crackers?"
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"You're a sturdy, cheese-bearing cracker!"
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"Guys, Lily and Marshall haven't been to the bar all week."
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"but don't you have to get back up to the inn?"
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"I mean, who's working the front desk?"
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"Seriously, they're your friends. You got to go apologize."
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"To your point, Ted, as an innkeeper,"
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"do you do that cheapy thing where you only change the linens upon request?"
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"(STAMMERING) I mean, how much water is that actually saving?"
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"Robin, you know I'm right."
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"Ignoring a problem doesn't make it go away. Usually, it just makes it bigger."
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"- You're right. - Thank you."
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"All that sexlessness has made you wise."
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"- (BARNEY CHUCKLES) - For God's sake!"
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"Mint on the pillow, Ted!"
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"And don't charge for Wi-Fi. It seems greedy!"
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"Yes."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"they owed Lily and Marshall an apology."
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"Hey. We wanted to say we're sorry."
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"I swear, he was right there, just eating a Belgian waffle!"
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"Well, he can't have enjoyed it as much as I'm enjoying this gouda!"
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"Oh!"
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"- Wait, wait... - Look, we just want..."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"- Hey! Hey, guys. - Hey, hey, hey! Long time no see."
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"Oh, we can't. We're here with Py and Shea."
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"- Yeah, so... - It's just..."
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"We haven't seen you guys all week."
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"- Hey, maybe all six of us could hang out. - Yeah."
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"It might be weird. We're kind of on a double date."
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"- Yeah. - Wouldn't want you to feel like"
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"a fifth and sixth wheel."
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"Who the hell are these people?"
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"- Py is a total foodie and Shea, well... - Mmm!"
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"- (CHUCKLING) She's... Shea... - Shea."
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"(SIGHING)"
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"Anyhoo, we can't stay long."
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"We're just gonna grab a quick beer and then take these kooks"
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"for a boat ride around the city."
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"Wow, it sounds like this is getting pretty serious."
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"(SCOFFS)"
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"- Who needs them? - (SCOFFS) Not us."
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"(COUPLES LAUGHING)"
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"(ALL BYMYSELFPLAYING)"
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"Living alone"
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"But when we dial the telephone"
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"(CYCLE BELL RINGING)"
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"Nobody's home"
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"Hi. Two for dinner."
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"Just the two of you?"
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"All by ourselves"
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"All by ourselves..."
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"Hey, why don't we call that weird couple down the hall from you?"
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"You know, with the ferrets? Maybe they want to come over and play Taboo."
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"- Hey, guys. - (BOTH MUTTERING)"
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"Okay, guys, I've got some bad news for you."
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"So, I'm just going to come out and say it. You're a couple."
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"And no matter how hard you try to fight it, couples need other couples."
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"That's why you miss Marshall and Lily. And can't you just admit that?"
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"(LAUGHS) Oh, yeah!"
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"- That was amazing, Lily! - Yeah."
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"I know! When I got that left-hand-yellow, I was like, "What?""
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"- You guys are the best. - Right back at you!"
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"(KNOCKING ON DOOR)"
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"BOTH: Ding."
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"For charades."
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"You don't."
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"who are perfect for us."
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"Then what are you doing, standing out in the rain with us?"
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"Why is there something so attractive about a bad boy and girl?"
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"I think we can change them."
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"Come here, you two."
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"We'll never sleep on the gouda again."
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"All by ourselves..."
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"Hey, Barney. I got a little poem for you. You want to hear it?"
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"- Not really. - 'Twas the night before this one,"
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"I had hours to kill."
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"I sat in the tavern, grading parchments with quill."
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"A busty, young lassie flashed me a grin."
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"She said, "You're a teacher?" I said, "Yes, indeed.""
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"With haste we did scamper to my chamber anon."
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"We fell to the couch, and, bro, it was on."
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"I unlaced her bodice. Our passions grew deeper."
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"No way. You made that up."
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"Are you coming back to bed, Professor?"
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"(TED EXHALES)"
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"God, I love being single."
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"Barney, you ready for brunch with Lily and Marshall?"
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"I wonder if Harold's still in jail."
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"is pick out one sad block of cheese."
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"MARSHALL: (SINGING) It was the best night ever"
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"What the hell is the Sexless Innkeeper?"
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"that she wasn't too frisky."
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"- (EX CLAIMS) - Ha!"
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"Wait, you guys were serious about that?"
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