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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S05E05)

"Worst night ever."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"- Brutal. - Really? How?"
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"It was like we were on a date with a sad, chubby girl our mom made us call."
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"- Hey. - Come on in."
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"Would you like a margarita?"
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"In Cabo, I saw Sammy Hagar eating a Belgian waffle!"
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"Let me guess. Did Marshall get, like, super intense about the cheese?"
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"- (GASPS) Yeah, how'd you know? - Poor Marshall."
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"Lily's this gourmet cook, and all she lets Marshall do"
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"You guys are going to want to get in on this gouda."
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"That's seared scallops with a mango chutney."
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"Seriously, don't sleep on the gouda."
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"And that's lobster ravioli in a black truffle oil."
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"Tick-tock goes the gouda clock."
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"We didn't realize there was gonna be dinner."
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"We sucked down a couple of tacos outside the subway."
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"P.S., not sitting great."
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"And if anything didn't go according to plan, they would freak out."
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"What do you mean, the egg timer is broken?"
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"What are we going to use for charades, sweetie?"
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"Now, Robin. You work in television."
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"We're experiencing some technical difficulties. You get that?"
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"(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY) So, we're still laughing."
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"Right? Laugh, Marshall."
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"(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)"
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"Come on, they just got excited."
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"They've been looking for couple best friends forever."
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"Plus, I'm sure they weren't that bad."
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"Show him."
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"This is a web site Marshall already made about last night."
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"It's called itwasthebestnightever. com."
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"Oh, we talked for hours..."
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"Oh, that's no good."
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"Best night ever Then we played charades"
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"And now that we're best couple friends"
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"There's only one thing left to say..."
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"Are you free? Are you free?"
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"Are you free? Are you free?"
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"That's the 17th."
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"Are you free?"
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"Friday or Sunday would also work. Or basically any other day."
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"Needless to say, we've both changed our e-mail addresses."
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"I don't understand. If last night went so horribly,"
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"why do Lily and Marshall think it was such a hit?"
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"I mean, we knew we were gonna have fun tonight,"
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"but we had no idea how much."
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"Yeah, tough luck, every Saturday night I've ever had,"
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"'cause this one just blew you out of the water."
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"- Let's do it again, soon. - Yeah, we'll call you."
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"They're your friends! Why would you just blatantly lie to them like that?"
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"Well, that's what you say at the end of a crappy date."
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"Hey, Ted. Great time last night. Let's do it again, soon. I'll call you."
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"- (DOOR CLOSES) - Right?"
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"Who was that?"
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"I don't want to brag,"
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"but it seems chicks are really digging the whole professor thing."
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"Last night, she picked me up at the bar. And then..."
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"Well, she actually wound up falling asleep on the couch. But, hey, that happens."
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"She was just exhausted from being turned on."
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"But you heard her. She wants to do it again, soon."
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"Where does this girl live, exactly?"
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"You're the Sexless Innkeeper."
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"Oh, my God! You're right! He's totally the Sexless Innkeeper!"
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"Ted, many a man... Nay, many a soul"
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"I even composed a poem about it."
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"- Would you care to hear it? - Not really."
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"'Twas the night before New Year's, and the weather grew mean."
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"It was 3:00 in the morning, and I was stranded in Queens."
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"The tavern grew empty. The gaslights grew dim."
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"The horse-drawn carriages were all but snowed in..."
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"Wait. If this was last year, why are you acting like it was Oliver Twist?"
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"Last call was approaching, and my fortunes looked bleak."
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"Then I turned to my left and stifled a shriek."
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"She had a peach fuzz beard and weighed 16 stone."
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"She gobbled up hot wings and swallowed the bones."
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"(CRUNCHING)"
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"I asked, "Where do you live?"And she said,"
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""One block south.""
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"I swallowed my pride and six shots of whiskey."
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"And prayed to the Gods"
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"(FLOOR CREAKING)"
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"'Neath her mighty hooves, the floorboards did crack."
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"And thus she became the Sexless Innkeeper."
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"Wait, you're saying that girl just used me for a place to crash?"
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"Ted, you mentioned that you live right upstairs."
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"She saw the tweed jacket, which basically says"
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"you're not interested in, nor probably even capable of having sex."
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"No way. I'm not the Sexless Innkeeper."
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"Ted, that girl had no intention of ever hooking up with you."
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"Which is funny, because usually it's the innkeeper who offers turndown service."
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"Hey, guys. Good news."
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"First of all, you can ignore all the e-mails and texts we've sent you."
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"We have. Go on."
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"that couples' weekend for all of us in Vermont!"
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"We never joke about B&B's, especially at the height of syrup season."
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"And then, on Sunday, we're up at 6:00 a.m. for the fall foliage hike."
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"but we respect you guys too much"
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"as friends to give you some song and dance."
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"You deserve the truth."
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"The US Navy has found intelligent alien life at the bottom of the ocean."
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"For reasons I can't explain, Robin and I have been tapped to lead the expedition."
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"Wow, Barney. That kind of sounds like the stuff you say to girls"
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"when you're too much of a coward to dump them."
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"Yeah. You know, that's exactly what it sounds like."
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"But if that's true, that's awesome."
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"What's going on?"
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"Look, all this coupley stuff, it's just not us."
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"Barney and I are barely equipped to date each other, let alone you guys."
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"- (SCOFFS) Come on, Marshall. Let's go. - Yeah. Let's go."
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"- You know what, Lily... - No, you know what..."
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"No. You know what?"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"(CRYING) I can't believe they broke up with us."
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"No, we're not. We're ugly and gross."
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"- I thought we did everything right. - I know!"
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"I know. We had the gouda. We had my waffle story."
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"I even sent them an awesome photo montage..."
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"You have to stop sending those to people."
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