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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S05E05)

"Because the people who wear them are constantly going,"
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"You are wrong. The ladies dig the professor look."
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"I remember thinking my tenth grade math teacher was very sexy."
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"OLDER TED: For years, Marshall and Lily had been the only married couple"
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"in a group full of single people."
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"Let's talk Thanksgiving."
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"- (DOOR OPENING) - And hope returned to their hearts."
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"Sure, why not?"
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"- So, is it hard to grade papers? - No, you just got to make it fun."
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"I'm trashed right now, and I blame our public school system."
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"So, you said you live right upstairs?"
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"- Take care. Bye. - Bye!"
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"Hey, how was the big couples' night with Marshall and Lily?"
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"Yeah, and they were so nervous,"
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"that they weren't even making sense half the time."
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"And they kept shoving platters of food in our faces."
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"I'm working on it, darling. Okay? Just stall them."
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"Laughter raining down like April showers"
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"Are you free next Saturday?"
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"Uh, no, it doesn't."
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"Sure, it does. You know, she was..."
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"Ted, let me ask you a question."
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"Westchester. Why?"
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"has their own tale of the Sexless Innkeeper."
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"Why, I had a run-in with one just last year."
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"Ted, it's a poem."
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"I muffled a scream and threw up in my mouth."
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"Back in her cave, she prepared us a snack."
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"But when she returned, she found a sound sleeper."
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"And so are you."
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"And she thought, "Hey, free lodging.""
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"Because we went ahead and booked"
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"Saturday, we've got apple-picking, antiquing, then a haunted hay ride."
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"Now, you better pack your long johns, 'cause it is cold up there."
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"Look! I'm sorry that we have been dodging your calls,"
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"Plus, the alien thing."
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"I hope those underwater aliens are cold-blooded."
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"'Cause then you guys will get along just fine."
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"I think they bought it."
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"We're so lovable."
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"Nothing."
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"Oh, dear God."
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"MARSHALL: (SINGING) Ordered Chinese food today"
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"It was an accident"
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"I can't believe you sent them one of those."
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"I gave you one thing to do, Marshall. One thing."
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"So, I guess that gouda"
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"and arranged itself in a perfect semi-circle"
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"They're taking this really hard."
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"Ted, I could listen to this guilt trip all day,"
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"OLDER TED: But, eventually, even Barney and Robin had to admit"
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"Well, listen, now's not a good time. But we'll call you."
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"- Have a seat. - Hi."
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"They just moved here from Hawaii."
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"Shea is just..."
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"Well, we don't want to jinx it, but we kind of think they might be the two."
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"We think of all the friends we've known"
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"Don't want to be"
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"After midnight? No way. We can't Tabooty-call them, it's pathetic."
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"Barney, are you wearing sweat pants?"
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"Maybe. But they're Armani."
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"(CLOCK TICKING)"
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"(DINGS)"
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"(DINGS)"
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"How do we know you two won't hurt us again?"
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"You know what? We have two very nice people up in that apartment"
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""I must have you," she moaned. "I'm turned on by tweed.""
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"What have I done?"
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"OLDER TED: It was the fall of 2009 and I was a professor now."
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"So, I decided to change my look a little bit. And people were noticing."
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"Ah, tweed. Textile of the eunuch."
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"You know, I've always wondered why those tweed jackets have elbow patches."
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""Aw, geez, why can't I get laid?""
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"You know, there is something to that."
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"What? Tax evasion."
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"Among other things."
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"So, guys, Marshall and I wanted to invite you to our place"
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"for a little couples' night."
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"Sure. Why not?"
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"- It got Ionely. - (DOORBELL RINGING)"
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"So, they were always searching for another couple to double-date."
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"There was only one problem."
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"- Welcome. - Gouda?"
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"They sucked at it."
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"(LAUGHING) This is great. We're having fun. You're having fun, right?"
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"So, should we just go ahead and lock the four of us in for New Year's?"
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"Um, it's April."
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"Right. Sorry. We're getting ahead of ourselves."
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"(GASPS) Our parents (IN SING SONG) really want to meet you!"
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"Well, we should probably be going."
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"Wait. No, wait, if you leave now, Colonel Mustard just gets away with it."
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"It's getting pretty late. We're going to go."
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"There's still pie."
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"Tonight was fantastic. We should do it again."
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"I'm sorry, Marshall, but Falguni and I are just not that into you. And you."
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"two of their best friends in the world got together."
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"(WHOOPING)"
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"Marshall and I wanted to invite you to our place for a little couples' night."
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"Okay. Game time. Let's review the flow of the room."
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"Barney and Robin enter here. Stop here for margaritas."
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"That's a great conversation starter. We can tell them about our trip to Cabo."
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"Great, 'cause I got that story about Sammy Hagar"
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"and the Belgian waffle locked and loaded."
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"Then we'll move on to the hot apps station."
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"And, depending on how things are going, some lively pre-dinner charades."
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"Right, but we'll play that one by..."
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"Sounds like?"
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"Okay, you can be Robin's partner."
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"(DOORBELL RINGING)"
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"Baby, we can do this."
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"- Welcome. - Gouda?"
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"OLDER TED: Meanwhile, my half-baked theory that ladies dig the professor look"
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"was actually proving to be true."
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"For example, every time I spot a grammatical error, I do a shot."
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"(GIGGLES)"
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"Sometimes things just seem to magically fall into place."
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"Whether it's in the dating world..."
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"...or the double-dating world."
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"Nailed it!"
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"Best night ever!"
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