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Clips from Dinosaurs - The Mating Dance (S01E01)

"You're trying to put me to... (SNORING)"
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"I'm gonna do this all night."
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"♪ Oh, yeah ♪"
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"Hey, Mom. Did you make breakfast?"
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"And I understand that from a nutrition point of view."
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"...that I'm still growing into my body, and if I don't have breakfast,"
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"I'll just end up looking like a little stunted anthropod."
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"Uh, except today. I don't have time for breakfast."
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"Cereal? Come on. Cereal? I want something hot."
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"I want, uh, two waffles with an animal in the middle."
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"Can you whip that up, huh?"
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"(REFRIGERATOR MONSTER BURBLES)"
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"-(HORN HONKS) -CHARLENE: There's my ride."
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"How do I look, huh?"
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"-Charlene? -Mom, get some sleep."
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"-(ENGINE REVVING) -(TIRES SCREECHING)"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"BIN MONSTER: Give me, give me, give me, give me! (GRUNTS)"
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"(BIN MONSTER CHOMPING)"
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"(DISH CLATTERS)"
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"and girl chat at the produce counter,"
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"but maybe you could clear a minute to put a button on this shirt"
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"I've been asking you to put on since last night."
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"Oh, you had a tough night with junior?"
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"-(SNORING) -FRAN: And then Robbie came in"
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"and said, "I want." And Charlene came in and said, "I want.""
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"All right, all right. Here's what I'm gonna do."
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"I'll have some for breakfast, put the rest in the lunch box. I'm covered."
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"You wake that baby, I'll bite your head off."
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"(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Well, nobody wants that."
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"All I do is cook and clean and clean and cook."
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"I'm turning into a drudge. Earl..."
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"Uh..."
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"Uh..."
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"I love you?"
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"-These are the tools of my trade. -(DOOR OPENS)"
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"Fran, put the knife down."
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"Okay, see you at work."
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"Oh. Oh!"
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"I don't get what the big deal is. We all have our parts to play."
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"I'm the breadwinner and she's the drudge. Where's the problem?"
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"Well, we're in uncharted territory now, pally boy."
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"This new thing with dinosaurs getting married and settling down"
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"has thrown out conventional wisdom right out the window."
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"Now, I got a wife who's unhappy about something."
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"This is without historical precedent."
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"Okay. Let's think."
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"Yeah. We should be able to figure this out."
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"Yeah, we got brains the size of walnuts."
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"(CONTEMPLATIVE MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"All right. What about this?"
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"Fran's like..."
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"broken, right? I got a broken wife."
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"Uh, you kick it and you leave it by the side of the road."
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"Yeah, but..."
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"-Uh-huh. -...and you've put on some pounds"
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"-since you met your car. -Oh, sure."
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"And you're not sure whether you can attract another car?"
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"Are we really talking about cars here, pally boy?"
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"I don't know what the problem is. She's been upset"
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"-ever since the baby was born. -Hmm."
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"-She wasn't upset before the baby. -Hmm."
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"-Before the baby, not upset. -Mm-hmm."
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"-After the baby, upset. -Hmm."
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"Baby, upset."
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"-You lost me completely. -It's the baby."
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"-Baby! -It's the baby and the house and the kids."
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"It's too much for her. She needs some time off."
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"(CONTEMPLATIVE MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"I am so hungry."
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"-You could do it. -Huh?"
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"You could take the kids for a weekend."
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"-Why would I want to do that? -Well,"
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"because it's just one weekend."
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"And when she gets back, she'll be relaxed and refreshed"
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"and ready to go again like a brand-new drudge."
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"Hmm? I guess I could look after my kids for a couple of days."
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"-(GROANS) -We had a problem,"
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"we gave it some thought, and we solved it."
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"-And I feel pretty good. -Me, too."
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"I have no idea."
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"Oh."
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"You do that one more time, and I'm gonna throw you across the room!"
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"-Not the Mama! -(GROANS)"
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"Wee! (GRUNTS)"
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"Again!"
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"-What's for dinner? -I don't like your attitude."
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"(SCOFFS)"
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"Hey, you give me that back, or I'll kill you."
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"Here you go, ace. Listen, next time you might wanna turn the oven on."
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"Uh, just a thought. (GRUNTS)"
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"Dad said she's at Grandma's."
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"Isn't that what they always tell the children?"
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"Hey, uh, Dad, when's Mom coming back from Grandma's?"
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"When she's recuperated from you. Until then, I'm the mother."
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"-He really did? -CHARLENE: Mm-hmm"
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"-Where do you think you're going? -Out with the guys to mark some territory."
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"-Well, take a sweater. -Wait!"
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"and now you're gonna sit at this table and eat that dinner."
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"And express proper gratitude to your mother-father!"
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"BOTH: Night!"
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"and come after you two? You're playing with fire here!"
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"Ooh, I'm telling you, you're playing with fire!"
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"No. I'm playing with fire."
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"-What? -(CHUCKLES) Ooh."
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"-Oh! Oh! (GRUNTS) -Whoa, whoa."
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"-(CHUCKLES) -(PANTING)"
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"-Hot. -No! (SCREAMS)"
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"(EARL PANTING)"
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"-Again! -Not again!"
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"-Oh. -Not ever again!"
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"No more of this for me. Tomorrow I go back to work,"
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"and I'm only grateful that I'm not the one who has to do this"
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"for the rest of my life."
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"(GASPS)"
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"The Mama."
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"Hi, honey."
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"How was your day?"
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"No, no, no, Fran. Don't explode."
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