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Clips from Solar Opposites (2020) - The P.A.T.R.I.C.I.A. Device (S01E01)

"What if we altered the rules of the "manc ave""
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"so we could invite PATRICIA to hang out with us in the "manc ave"?"
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"We'd have it all, Terry. ‐ Oh, my God, yes."
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"Oh, that's perfect. Let's, let's change the rules."
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"‐ We're gonna change the rules. Oh!"
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"PATRICIA: But, but I hate this place."
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"‐ I know, I know, but it's okay. Look, huh, see?"
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"It's just having a jab."
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"PATRICIA, I demand you overwrite your hate of the "manc ave.""
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"BOTH: Ooh. [laugh track plays]"
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"PATRICIA: Can't‐love‐manc‐ave‐dig‐old‐bicks"
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"[stammering]"
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"[alarm blaring]"
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"♪"
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"‐ [grunts] Uh‐oh."
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"Oh, dig old bicks. I get it now."
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"‐ You do? What, what does it mean? ‐ I don't know."
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"♪ And you're gonna hear me roar ♪"
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"‐ Oh, no."
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"[bell rings]"
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"‐ Excuse me, pardon me. Female feminist hero comin' through."
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"Move aside, men. I, a woman,"
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"have arrived to topple the glass ceiling"
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"and shatter the fuck out of the patriarchy."
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"‐ Yeah, we're looking for Jesse, the guy who set up this club."
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"‐ Well, I've got news for you. Jesse isn't a boy."
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"He's a girl, and it's me."
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"‐ Whoa, whoa, whoa. This is your club?"
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"‐ Yep, sorry, but this isn't a boy club after all."
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"‐ We don't wanna join. We're here in protest"
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"to speak up for all the women who are too weak"
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"to speak for themselves."
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"‐ But I made this club to‐‐ ‐ Do you have any idea"
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"how messed up it is to discriminate against people"
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"based on their gender? ‐ Uh, yeah."
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"I was just about to say that when you interrupted‐‐"
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"‐ Uh‐huh, it's not. ‐ Yes, it is."
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"You need to shut this club down right now."
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"‐ If she's not gonna do it, we have to tear it down ourselves."
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"‐ Please, stop. ‐ Let's get her"
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"before she creates an unsafe environment for all women."
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"‐ Oh, no, no, no. ‐ She's running."
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"‐ [sobs]"
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"We need to stop her. TERRY: Okay, I say we just"
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"‐ We can't just grab her, Terry. She'll slice us in half"
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"with her laser blades. ‐ And whose fault is that?"
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"to the biggest, stupidest "manc ave" we can find."
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"♪"
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"Get inside."
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"[lasers firing]"
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"Like, a million. Hey!"
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"Those come out of the tickets they pay me with."
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"‐ Ms. Perez, Ms. Perez! ‐ Jesse, what are you doing here?"
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"‐ School stuff. You wouldn't understand!"
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"‐ Get down!"
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"‐ Ms. Perez, I tried to make a glass ceiling to break,"
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"‐ What the fuck are you talking about?"
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"Please don't give me an F."
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"‐ I didn't even realize you were a girl."
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"extends past the boundaries of your face. How would I know?"
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"♪ heroic music playing ♪"
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"to learn a lesson."
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"‐ PATRICIA, stop."
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"‐ That's because I'm an alien plant."
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"I can do whatever I want. So can you."
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"PATRICIA: But I'm a mom, I'm a wife, I'm a mom, I'm a‐‐"
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"‐ No way, Jose. You're a killer robot."
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"And if that's what makes you happy, then lean into it."
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"PATRICIA: I don't have to kill men. I could be killing anyone I want."
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"No matter what gender. I could kill everyone!"
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"PATRICIA: No, I was about to kill all humans in the world..."
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"‐ Patricia, I'm sorry. But I have to turn you off."
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"A hole that needed to be demeaned with a non‐stop barrage"
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"We can't kill her, but we can't live with her."
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"‐ So what do we do?"
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"‐ We started this thinking we needed a "manc ave""
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"to fill a gaping hole inside of us."
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"But what we truly needed was to know"
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"that we have different types of gaping holes"
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"‐ You taught us that we don't have to hide in an "ave," Mom."
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"and we can't have you going around and setting stuff on fire."
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"‐ Do we really have to get rid of her?"
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"Maybe we can keep her around like a feminist icon."
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"PATRICIA: Your dress is too short. Boys will think you're a slut."
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"‐ You're not my real mom! Shut up!"
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"‐ Patricia, it's time to get in the container."
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"Don't worry, you won't be bored. I made you a cuck‐bot for company."
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"CUCK: Does anyone want to go to the Gap and make some returns?"
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"‐ I didn't try to make him look like Ted Cruz."
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"It just happens with these things."
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"CUCK: Hello. PATRICIA: You're wearing that?"
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"CUCK: I'm not making a face. PATRICIA: God, you're annoying."
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"‐ It's nice to know that any time we miss her,"
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"we can come outside and we know that she's just a few feet down there"
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"just ripping into him, you know?"
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"On how he brushes his teeth, and how he doesn't arch his back properly."
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"and thin and not muscly or anything."
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"‐ Yeah. ‐ Wow, I just had the craziest week."
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"‐ I accidentally let hundreds of koalas out of the zoo"
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"and then spent a ton of time rounding them all up."
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"‐ The zoo has the capacity to house hundreds of koalas?"
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"‐ Yeah, they were running all over town. I had to coax them with didgeridoos."
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"Okay, get in, get in here, get in."
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"‐ Uh, good, yeah. I mean, I think we covered every angle"
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"and pretty much solved it, so."
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"there's a more controversial topic we could have dealt with."
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"everyone here has to find a racist and teach them the error of their ways."
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"‐ Is that too many percents? ‐ No, it's, it's under actually."
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"[whirring]"
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"they're all gonna get broken without me, and then I'm gonna fail,"
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"‐ Hm."
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"‐ [yells]"
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"PATRICIA: You were a really brave little man just then."
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"Oh, my God, what is this feeling I'm feeling?"
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"‐ I've been hanging out with PATRICIA. She makes me feel something"
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"PATRICIA: Override, ov‐er‐ride..."
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"♪ 'Cause I am the champion ♪"
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"‐ As the brother of two sisters, nothing enrages me more"
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"‐ She's ruining the only thing I actually liked about humans."
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