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Clips from Solar Opposites (2020) - The P.A.T.R.I.C.I.A. Device (S01E01)

"Computer, analyze nitrogen levels and‐‐"
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"‐ Can you please come watch your son blow out his candles?"
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"Everyone's waiting. ‐ Oh, he'll be three"
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"‐ Kevin. ‐ What kind of cake?"
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"‐ Kevin! ‐ All right!"
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"[groans] ‐ God, I hate this man cave."
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"‐ He spends all of his time in his stupid room full of toys"
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"instead of with his family."
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"‐ Terry, we were totally missing the point of "manc aves.""
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"‐ Oh, that we need to throw way more birthday parties?"
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"‐ The best part of being in a "manc ave," Terry,"
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"‐ But I don't wanna take turns in here. ‐ Neither do I."
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"Which means we'll have to"
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"[both cheering]"
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"‐ Yeah! ‐ Terry!"
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"‐ By "we," you mean you, right? ‐ Yes, I'm going to be doing all the work."
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"I was just trying to be nice."
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"from the last robot I made."
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"‐ The one that was supposed to kill those kids who threw a cup of pee at you?"
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"You got over that? ‐ For the moment,"
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"‐ Well, I tell you what, here's the headline."
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"It looks great. Now did you use the specs I gave you"
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"to make her the perfect combo of every TV wife/mom?"
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"‐ Yes, she's 20 percent annoyed wife from Raymond,"
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"fifteen percent fast‐talking Gilmore Girls mom"
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"The rest is just filler code, except for a pinch of Sophia from Golden Girls."
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"That was one sassy old lady, you know? I couldn't resist."
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"‐ Are you using your abaca‐dactals like a baby?"
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"What, what are you, 80? ‐ Ah, now I have to start over."
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"It stands for Patricia Automated Television Retro‐fitted"
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"Intelligent Companion In Action."
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"You chose a name with two I's and two A's. That's already hard."
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"‐ The important thing is not what PATRICIA stands for"
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"but that she's programmed to hate the "manc ave.""
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"in your awful, disgusting "manc ave." We have chores to do."
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"‐ Why are didgeridoos so expensive? ‐ What, what?"
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"‐ Five thousand dollars. It's a tube! Still buying it."
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"Did you guys make a woman robot? ‐ Oh, yeah, awesome, right?"
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"I mean, look at how awesome she is. Look at her, look at her go."
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"She's hatin' it perfect. ‐ No, no, no."
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"You guys are wading into a whole gender thing."
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"I'm telling you, this can't end well for anybody."
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"I'm outta here. G'day."
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"‐ No matter what the problem is, she finds a way to blame the "manc ave.""
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"Just, just like a real wife. PATRICIA: I fucking hate this "manc ave.""
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"Ah, yeah! KORVO: Oh, ho, ho, it worked!"
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"[Pupa burps]"
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"‐ Hi, guys. I, a girl, would like to be on your men's lacrosse team."
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"I also know nothing about lacrosse."
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"‐ Ha ha, did you hear that? ‐ Oh, I heard it, Chad."
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"‐ Lacrosse is French for "date rape" no longer."
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"I demand to be on your boys' team. What's the problem?"
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"Can't stand a girl trying to step on your "boys only" field?"
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"‐ No, we've been asking for a girl to join our team for years."
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"Oh, the football guys will finally stop mocking us."
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"‐ Chads, we got a girl on the team!"
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"[cheering]"
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"‐ Hey, stop. [groaning]"
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"and that's why all female bodies in games have unrealistic proportions"
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"and are programmed to give the gamer an unhealthy amount of eye contact."
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"Let me in. ‐ Yeah, another girl!"
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"‐ Wait, am I the only guy in here? Oh, no."
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"‐ You're looking at this town's first female firefighter."
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"‐ Well, I'm the first woman to mansplain jazz."
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"‐ Oh, Yumyulack, come here."
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"If I can't find a glass ceiling to break soon,"
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"and then they're gonna put me in the dumb kid's class in room B."
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"And stop telling me things."
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"I already said I wasn't touching gender stuff."
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"‐ I'm just out of ideas."
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"Ooh, ooh, I got it. Pants that fly but are also dogs."
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"‐ Everything cool is illegal! Besides, cocaine is okay for us to eat"
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"‐ Yumyulack, that's it! I should make a glass ceiling myself."
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"And then I'll break it. ‐ Hey, come on."
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"I'm just eating cocaine like we usually do."
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"Leave me out of it. ‐ Thanks for your help, Yumyulack!"
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"‐ Stop it! I'm gonna go fight my shadow!"
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"‐ Ah, PATRICIA, I bet you hate how we sit in the "manc ave" all day"
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"PATRICIA: What's with all the dirty dishes, Korvo?"
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"And this is how you turn it on. [gasps] Ooh!"
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"Now that's at least one thing you can finally learn to turn on."
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"Not that it matters since you're an alien who has no dick."
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"I guess my mom was right. What am I supposed to do with that?"
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"No dick!"
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"[laugh track plays]"
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"‐ No one's ever spoken to me like that."
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"This angry wife subroutine must be a side effect"
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"of your anti‐"manc ave" programming."
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"PATRICIA: Or maybe I'm just tired of being married to an idiot"
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"who leaves his dirty socks in the living room. [audience groans playing]"
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"‐ This must be a byproduct from all the TV mom data"
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"I fed into your personality. You're a perfect organism."
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"And the only time I can organism is when I'm watching Outlander."
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"PATRICIA: Quick is the only way you know how to do anything."
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"[laugh track plays]"
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"‐ Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, PATRICIA. I foosed my shoulder."
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"PATRICIA: Aw, honey, let me take care of that for you."
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"One, two‐‐"
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"PATRICIA: Does that feel better? ‐ A little."
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"I'm so proud of you. Here."
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"That was a special kiss from Mommy. Does that feel better?"
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"‐ I tell you what, this mommy must be a residual byproduct"
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"PATRICIA: I'm baking cookies in here. Does baby wanna lick my spoon?"
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"‐ [moaning]"
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"[audience awws]"
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"♪ dramatic music playing ♪"
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"♪"
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"‐ Where have you been? ‐ Oh, oh, uh,"
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"just making this delicious sundae."
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"‐ Terry, you're lying. You don't know how to peel a banana."
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"I always have to do it for you. ‐ Wait."
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"Why are your shoulders slouched"
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"‐ I was judging myself in the mirror. I'm‐I'm very shameful."
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"I've never felt before. ‐ Me, too."
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"‐ Emasculated. ‐ Nurtured."
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"‐ I love the way she can just cut right through me"
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"‐ Oh, she wipes my mouth with a wet wipe and treats me like a baby."
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"It's so comfortable and nurturing. I never had a mom, Korvo."
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"I never got baths. ‐ Terry, I know we specifically"
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"created her to hate the "manc ave," but hear me out on this."
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