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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Regrets Only (S02E02)

"We wait. And then, when you least expect it, we make you pay."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Chin up."
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"Up!"
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"Because ever since I met him, I've been trying to get Phil to try a wedge salad."
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"The minute that Skip Woosnum... whom he doesn't even like... suggests it..."
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"Phil thinks it's the greatest thing ever."
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"And he does this with everything. He does it with books, with movies, with TV."
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"He listens to everybody's opinion but mine, and it drives me crazy."
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"You two seemed fine this morning."
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"Which, by the way, if you want this whole karaoke thing with Gloria to go away..."
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"Oh, since when do you shy away from confrontation?"
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"Mr. Tough Talk. Mr. Straight Shooter."
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"Gettin' a little soft, Grandpa?"
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"- Luke, phone."
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"- Friends of the Third Street... - Is that Mitchell? What's taking him?"
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"No, it's not Mitchell. It's..."
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"- I don't understand his name. - Hello?"
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"Oh, hi, Longinus. Listen. Did you get my message?"
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"About the Chiavari chairs... I want you to bring 'em when you come."
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"What do you mean, you're not... not coming?"
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"Well, that's not possible. Mitch... Mitch mailed them weeks ago."
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"What about Pepper? Did he get his?"
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"And L'Michael?"
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"And Bob?"
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"- I have to go."
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"Get me your uncle Mitchell."
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"I don't know his number."
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"- It went to voice mail. - Of course it did."
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"Keep trying him until you get him."
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"- It's one button. Redial."
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"Really great event tonight benefiting the music society."
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"Musicians like you."
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"Okay."
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"Hey. - Uncle Cam for Uncle Mitchell."
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"How could you, Mitchell? Honestly!"
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"Give me that. You wanna hear the guest list for tonight?"
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"So far it's anger, betrayal, terror and sadness!"
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"Congratulations, Mitchell! You packed the house."
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"That's not gonna keep them from kicking me off the steering committee..."
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"when Andrew walks in here and sees a room full of empty chairs!"
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"You know he's not really your archenemy. That's sort of a made-up thing."
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"Fix it!"
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"Hi. You came! - Hi. Of course, we did."
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"- We wanted to see you work. - Oh."
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"We're so proud of you, sweetheart."
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"Yeah, we're all proud. So, where's our table?"
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"We're totally booked. We have a ton of reservations."
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"Yeah, one's ours. I called."
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"- Here it is. - Hey."
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"Uh, so your table is right here."
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"Oh, honey, would you mind getting us a couple drinks?"
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"- I would love an iced tea. - Same, please."
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"I'll have a mango-kiwi smoothie, yogurt instead of ice cream, and make it low-fat."
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"I wanna look good when I'm riding in your new car."
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"Honey, I gotta say, I like this haircut."
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"- Hey, we're all just playing for second in this family. - Hmm."
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"- Were you all done here? - A-Actually, no."
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"Um, I will have more iced tea, another iced tea..."
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"and a mango-kiwi smoothie, all ice cream."
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"I'm pregnant."
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"Well, this is nice."
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"Me, my gals and my beautiful, beautiful wife."
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"Just so you know, I rescheduled with Carla."
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"I penciled her in for the 12th... of never."
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"Oh. By the way..."
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"- Thank you. - I wanna make sure you get any messages..."
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"from any friends that might call, which none of them did."
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"Isn't it weird that Haley's the only one here not wearing a name tag?"
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"If your mother had a name tag, it would say "Good Driver.""
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"- Phil... - Here you go."
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"- I wanna hear the specials. - Uh, we're out of specials."
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"Which you wouldn't understand."
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"Well, what could be better than drinks with a beautiful woman?"
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"And every beautiful woman deserves flowers..."
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"cauliflowers."
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"Okay. What's going on? Is this about last night?"
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"I want you to know how important to me you are."
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"Sweetie, I know that. I know that."
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"what I did."
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"Listen to me. You and I are fine."
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"Okay? I'm just really hungry."
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"- Okay? - Okay."
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"- Okay."
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"- All right. What looks good? - Oh, gosh."
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"- Ooh, here's something that jumps right off the page. - Uh-huh."
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"I tried this yesterday, thanks to my good friend Skip Woosnum."
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"Claire, do yourself a favor and join me..."
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"in a wedge salad."
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"You have got to be kidding me!"
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"Just try it. You will thank me."
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"Did you learn nothing from last night?"
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"- Whoa. - It was about the salad?"
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"amongst other things, for years, and you never listen to me."
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"And then some idiot suggests it, and you can't wait to try a wedge salad?"
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"Thanks a lot, Dad. Mom's little outburst just got me fired."
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"Okay. I gotta talk to your mom. You comfort your sister."
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"She never worked here!"
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"- So Mitchell called you too. - Mm-hmm."
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"##"
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"I take it you haven't had your conversation with Gloria yet?"
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"It's gettin' worse. She sang all the way here."
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"We passed two cars... the dogs stuck their heads back inside the window."
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"Wow."
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"No."
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"Well, keep that in your back pocket."
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"It's a copy of The Book Thief that I begged you to read..."
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"- Remember this? - Uh-huh."
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"It's the first Thanksgiving I spent with your family."
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"God, I hated that ponytail."
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"I know. You said it made me look like a wimpy bouncer, so I cut it off."
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"Just like I lost the feathered earring."
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"And the van with the beanbag chairs."
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"And I changed my forestry major."
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"I get it, Phil. I get it. I am the controlling witch..."
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"- that made you give up everything fun in your life. - You're the witch who saved me."
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"Look. Look at this picture. Now look at this guy."
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"You can't tell me your opinion doesn't matter."
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"You've changed me for the better in a hundred different ways."
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"Yeah, I might miss a book or a salad here and there..."
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"but... I've got Claire all over me."
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