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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Regrets Only (S02E02)

"I really do."
Modern Family (2009)
"- What are you doing? - Nothing. She was, uh... She was sucking her thumb again."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yes, I put Cam's invites in my car to take 'em to the post office..."
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"and then threw my gym bag on top of them and completely forgot they existed."
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"Haven't been to the gym in six weeks."
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"And I ruined Cam's event."
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"Hello, Miss Hartwick."
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"Uh, Cam and I are hosting a little event tonight and..."
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"Yes. Yes. No. L-I am aware that there's also a PETA event, and..."
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"- Who are you talking to?"
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"I'm in the shower!"
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"Luke, how are those chairs coming? Come in."
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"I think you should come in. Come in."
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"Oh, now I'm worried about the flow."
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"The eye should go to the harps, not the backs of chairs."
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"Are you gonna get upset and start eating all the appetizers again?"
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"It is amazing what you notice and what you don't notice."
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"- Please handle that. I need to think."
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"Come on, Luke."
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"Hi there. Is your father home?"
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"I think so. Why?"
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"Oh, oh, the wait staff. Please, Luke, show them to the kitchen, please."
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"- Knock, knock? - Oh, hello, Andrew."
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"Nice chair backs."
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"I just thought you could use this. It's the sign-in book from my event last year."
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"Let me just turn to the blank pages which should be..."
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"Oh, well, thank you for thinking of us. But shouldn't you be getting back home to Donald?"
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"That is the name of your cat, isn't it?"
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"- I'll see you at 7:00. - Drive safely."
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"- What did I tell you? - She's even worse than you said."
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"Hold still."
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"You can't move like that. It's like cutting the hair of a cuckoo bird."
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"I'm sorry. I'm just a little tense today."
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"I knew it. Something happened."
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"Because when somebody works in a salon, they know when someone needs to talk."
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"Actually you might be able to help me with this one."
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"Claire and I got into a huge fight last night, and I'm not even sure what it was about."
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"Was that why you didn't want to go to the mall with her?"
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"No. That was more about a weird mall habit Claire has."
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"Go low, go low, go low, go low."
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"Oh! Oh! Oh, my God."
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"Dad... Dad, you've gotta get one of these."
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"Oh..."
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"It is impressive how much Haley's earning."
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"Why is everyone acting like she's the first 17-year-old to have a job?"
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"In other cultures she'd have two kids already and they'd have jobs."
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"You know, I stopped by the restaurant a couple times and she wasn't there."
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"- When? - Uh, I don't remember."
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"- I was at the mall for a movie. - Think! I need details."
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"Okay. It was a romantic comedy my now ex-friend Reuben recommended..."
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"Not about the movie. What day? Focus!"
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"Okay. Uh, it was Tuesday."
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"But I also ate there again on Saturday, and she wasn't there then either."
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"Oh, my God. I bet she doesn't even work there."
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"Then where's all this money coming from?"
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"Do you notice how every single night is just under $60?"
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"Grandpa gave her $60 for her birthday. She's just hangin' around the mall all day..."
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"flashing the same cash every night and fooling my parents into buying her a car."
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"Hey, Dad? Can we eat at Haley's restaurant tonight?"
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"Hey, there's a good idea. - Great, I'll text her."
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"Oh, God, no."
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"Oh! Oh, God, yes."
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"Oh, get after it. Oh, amazing."
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"- I'm going for 15 more... - I think you got what you needed from that."
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"Oh, okay. Thank you."
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"How could you not know what she was mad about?"
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"Because she didn't tell me. She just freaked out."
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"- How could you? - What is happening?"
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"- What... What did I do? - Are you serious?"
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"You are. You don't know. We've had this conversation a hundred times."
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"You know, no. No. I'm not... I'm not doing this again. You tell me what you did."
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"- Uh... - "Uh.""
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"- W-Was it... - "Was it"..."
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"- Ah... - "Ah"...No, Phil."
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"No, no, no, no."
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"- No! I'm going to get some air. - Claire. Claire!"
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"No, don't follow me."
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"Happy "Valenbirthaversary"!"
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"Stormin' off. Right out of your mom's playbook."
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"Hmm."
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"- Where'd you go? - Well, as it turns out, not very far."
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"Phil! Phil, you moron! Stop it!"
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"- Oh! I'm sorry! - It's me, you idiot!"
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"- What are you doing? - I'm sorry."
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"- I thought you were a raccoon. - You thought I was a raccoon!"
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"Because people look so much like raccoons."
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"No! Help!"
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"Wait a minute. Not even crazy woman go crazy for no reason."
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"- What happened before the broccoli? - It came out of the blue."
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"I walked in the door. We were having a conversation about nothing."
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"- Hey, honey. - Hi."
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"Sorry I got stuck at the office. How was your day?"
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"- It was good. Oh, you know what? - What?"
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"No, she called."
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"- I didn't get a message. - Yeah. You did."
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"I left you one. It's right... there."
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"Uh-huh."
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"That's it! How is she supposed to see this?"
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"If you give me a message this tiny, I kill you."
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"But that's not when she got mad."
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"Also, I talked to the insurance company..."
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"about that little accident that "wasn't your fault"..."
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"That's not gonna cost us as much money as I thought. So that's good."
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"That's it! You insult a woman's driving and you use the air bunnies."
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"You do that to me and I kill you."
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"I hear you. But the screaming still hadn't started yet."
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"So I'm having lunch with Skip Woosnum, right?"
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"Boy, can that guy go on and on. Tangent after tangent."
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"By the way, he turned me on to the greatest thing... wedge salad. You gotta try it."
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"Anyhoo, guess who's sitting at the table next to us."
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"My old girlfriend Carla. Yeah. We're gonna grab coffee."
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"How stupid are you?"
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"You tell me that you're seeing an old girlfriend and I..."
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"Kill me, I know. But she still hadn't snapped yet."
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"I almost forgot. I picked up the broccoli you asked for."
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"Cauliflower. Can't believe I did that again."
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"You didn't do one thing wrong. You do everything wrong!"
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"I don't even know why she talks to you."
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"No. No woman is okay with this."
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"We don't forget."
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