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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Regrets Only (S02E02)

"- But you get it now, right? - I... do..."
Modern Family (2009)
"So let's pretend the whole thing never happened."
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"# Yeah ##"
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"# Hey, hey #"
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"It's a fund-raiser for The Friends of the Third Street Overpass Music Society."
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"your nemesis from the steering committee, ran the event last year..."
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"- I was kidding. - Ha."
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"I'm going to the store. Do you need me to pick anything up?"
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"Honey, that's impressive. You know what? Fifty-seven from you, 57 from us."
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"- It is gonna be a full house! - That must feel great."
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"Oh! No, it's full."
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"Oh, my God, that's good. Oh, oh."
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"She has over $500 already. That's a lot of cheddar."
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"- You know, maybe you do need to talk about this fight. - With Phil?"
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"How could you not know what she was mad about?"
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"I cannot believe you, Phil!"
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"Oh, my God. Damn it."
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"- Oh, look. There's one now. - No!"
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"Debbie stood me up for lunch. Rude, right?"
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"because the brakes weren't "working right.""
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"She's lost a ton of weight."
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"She said she was okay."
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"- So you had a meltdown over that? - I did."
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"Well, we were because we talked about it."
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"- That's what you need to do. - That's easier said than done."
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"You know, when you get a massage, you sound like a Tijuana prostitute."
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"And Steven and Stefan?"
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"Cam, I am so sorry. I'm... I'm gonna fix it. I'll make a big donation."
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"That's too bad. I was kind of looking forward to hearing about that one."
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"no one called for you while you were out."
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"- What were they? - Popular."
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"I still feel bad about, you know..."
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"It makes me feel like I don't matter."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"- I wanna show you something. - Let me guess."
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"but you wouldn't until your dental hygienist said it changed her life."
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"- ##"
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"I just wonder what they're gonna do with their lives."
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"I just wonder how they can actually ever find their true calling with a harp."
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"- Morning. - Hey."
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"- You sleep all right? - No. You?"
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"Say no, Phil."
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"- Last night... I know I got kind of carried away. - You don't need to apologize."
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"- I don't think that I was apologi... - You were right to be mad."
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"Sometimes I just feel like I have to scream..."
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"to let you know how upset I am."
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"Not. No idea whatsoever."
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"Oh, if I knew. But no."
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"Good."
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"What were we even fighting about, huh?"
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"What the heck happened in here?"
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"The raccoon get through the dog door again?"
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"Yep. The raccoon got in..."
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"and your mom fought it off with the fire extinguisher."
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"You're a mess. Are you okay?"
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"Careful, buddy. Not today."
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"- I think you look beautiful. - Save it."
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"One time I forgot to get Gloria a birthday present, and I paid for it."
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"Another time I remembered, but she didn't like the gift."
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"I paid for that."
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"So you'd think when I remember to buy her a gift, and she loves it..."
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"I wouldn't have to pay for it, right?"
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"# Just call me angel of the morning, angel #"
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"# Touch my cheeks before you leave me, baby #"
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"- # Call me angel of the morning #"
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"# Hey, hey #"
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"# Hey, hey #"
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"Oh. Hey, good. Grab the other end of this and help me get it out of here."
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"- I have to start setting up for tonight. - Tonight? What's tonight?"
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"Are you kidding me? This is what I'm talking about, Mitchell. You never listen when I..."
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"Two harpists are performing. You're anxious 'cause Andrew..."
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"and you want to upstage him."
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"Cam has it in his head that I don't listen to him, but I do."
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"Do you, Mitchell? Do you?"
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"The doctor called and said Lily's rash is just dry skin. I'm so relieved."
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"What did I just say?"
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"You act like you listen to every single thing that I say, but you don't."
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"Don't I, Mitchell?"
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"Razor blades, saline solution, black socks, and the new issue of Vanity Fair."
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"Wow. I don't even remember asking for all that. Thank you."
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"Don't I?"
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"How'd this thing come off anyway?"
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"- Well, I was cooking dinner and... - Right."
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"- And I already had the door open. - Right."
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"I had already had ahold of the handle..."
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"Why don't you two go work on your story and come back?"
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"- Okay. - Okay."
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"I won't be home till late. I have another shift at the restaurant."
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"That's our workin' girl. Let the river run, honey."
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"Check it. $57 in tips from last night. Holler!"
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"- Keep this up, we are going to be buying you a car by the summer."
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"- Mom, is this upscale casual? - What?"
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"Oh, yeah. Cam hired Luke to help out with the benefit tonight."
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"You know what? I can't fix this thing."
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"What? I need that. I use it every day."
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"Okay, Phil. You wanna take a trip to the mall with me?"
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"I... do..."
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"Not. If I can possibly avoid it."
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"Claire has this little habit..."
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"at the mall where sh..."
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"I can't even talk about it."
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"I wanna go home because you said you were going to film me doing the karaoke..."
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"so I can send it to Colombia to my mother."
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"Claire, um, about the mall..."
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"I was actually gonna run out and get my haircut this afternoon..."
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"Hang on here. Why don't I run Claire down to the mall and you give Phil a haircut?"
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"You're always talking about how you miss working at the salon."
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"I guess I could. I do Jay. Why can't I do you?"
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"You... You can do me."
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"Okay. Let's get this party started. You know that song?"
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"- # Let's # - Hey, let's go! Let's go! Wastin' time."
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"- Okay. - Yeah."
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"- ## You know it? - I think I do."
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"So that was Andrew, who practically choked telling me..."
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"that no one had called in their regrets for the event tonight."
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"Oh, I never thought I would enjoy having an archenemy. But I do, Mitchell. I do."
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"- Hey, Lily. What you got there?"
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"I do feel bad for those PETA folks. Their event's tonight too."
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"That's why I had you mail the invitations so long ago."
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"I shouldn't laugh. I do feel bad for those little PETA animals."
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