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Clips from Jane the Virgin (2014) - Chapter Forty (S02E02)

Not my problem.

"Not my problem."

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- Xiomara. - No, it's fine,

"- Xiomara. - No, it's fine,"

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Abuela. He doesn't need to learn

"Abuela. He doesn't need to learn"

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how to pound shots before he can walk.

"how to pound shots before he can walk."

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Ah yes, the sacred

"Ah yes, the sacred"

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child care schedule. What every working parent relies on.

"child care schedule. What every working parent relies on."

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Jane's is, of course, more elaborate than most.

"Jane's is, of course, more elaborate than most."

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Yeah, I'd love to. Are you kidding?

"Yeah, I'd love to. Are you kidding?"

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I told you, I used to watch my cousin's kids.

"I told you, I used to watch my cousin's kids."

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I know what I'm doing. Just send me the list.

"I know what I'm doing. Just send me the list."

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What lists?

"What lists?"

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Don't "what list" me, I know there's a list

"Don't "what list" me, I know there's a list"

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of instructions you're dying to send me.

"of instructions you're dying to send me."

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Just e-mail them to me, I want to do this right.

"Just e-mail them to me, I want to do this right."

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The more detail the better.

"The more detail the better."

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You're really turning me on right now.

"You're really turning me on right now."

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It's your dad again. I'm supposed to remind you

"It's your dad again. I'm supposed to remind you"

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to pick out your wedding dress by Thursday

"to pick out your wedding dress by Thursday"

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and see if you looked at something called

"and see if you looked at something called"

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a Lauren Conrad wedding calendar.

"a Lauren Conrad wedding calendar."

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Oh...

"Oh..."

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"_"

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"_"

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"_"

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- Hello, Rogelio. - Oh, uh, hello,

"- Hello, Rogelio. - Oh, uh, hello,"

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dear network executives.

"dear network executives."

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Please, come in.

"Please, come in."

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To what do I owe this pleasant surprise?

"To what do I owe this pleasant surprise?"

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We're here because of

"We're here because of"

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the new set you built.

"the new set you built."

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The house.

"The house."

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Here's where you're getting married.

"Here's where you're getting married."

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And, as you can see, the reception

"And, as you can see, the reception"

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will spill out onto the soundstage.

"will spill out onto the soundstage."

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You cannot use the crew for personal reasons.

"You cannot use the crew for personal reasons."

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I don't know what you heard,

"I don't know what you heard,"

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but I did not

"but I did not"

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use the crew

"use the crew"

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for personal reasons.

"for personal reasons."

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I had them build the house

"I had them build the house"

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for Tiago's next adventure, of course.

"for Tiago's next adventure, of course."

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This week he kills baby Hitler.

"This week he kills baby Hitler."

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What epic event

"What epic event"

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can possibly be filmed in that house?

"can possibly be filmed in that house?"

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It's an epic idea

"It's an epic idea"

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told in a small, slice-of-life story.

"told in a small, slice-of-life story."

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As Mark Twain said,

"As Mark Twain said,"

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art is holding a mirror up to nature.

"art is holding a mirror up to nature."

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It was actually Shakespeare.

"It was actually Shakespeare."

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So what's the idea?

"So what's the idea?"

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No, no.

"No, no."

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Another famous saying: show, don't tell.

"Another famous saying: show, don't tell."

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But trust me, the story will knock your socks off.

"But trust me, the story will knock your socks off."

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Mind-blowing telenovela twists,

"Mind-blowing telenovela twists,"

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but the kind that everyone can relate to.

"but the kind that everyone can relate to."

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and made $5 million in an accidental insider trade.

"and made $5 million in an accidental insider trade."

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Totally relatable.

"Totally relatable."

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Excuse me, Mr. Solano?

"Excuse me, Mr. Solano?"

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Barbara Fairwick's on line one.

"Barbara Fairwick's on line one."

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Barbara?

"Barbara?"

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Okay, thank you.

"Okay, thank you."

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Really?

"Really?"

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That shower. Warm water, whole time.

"That shower. Warm water, whole time."

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"_"

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"_"

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"_"

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Petra's secret twin showed up and...

"Petra's secret twin showed up and..."

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Wait, I should show, not tell.

"Wait, I should show, not tell."

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Oh, my God.

"Oh, my God."

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It's you. It's really you.

"It's you. It's really you."

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Oh!

"Oh!"

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I need personal space. Sometimes I scratch.

"I need personal space. Sometimes I scratch."

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"_"

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And all my life, thinking I have no family.

"And all my life, thinking I have no family."

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W... Where did you live?

"W... Where did you live?"

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Orphanage.

"Orphanage."

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You seeing the movie Annie?

"You seeing the movie Annie?"

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Like that.

"Like that."

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Only no nice Miss Hannigan for us.

"Only no nice Miss Hannigan for us."

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And my Sandy was a rat.

"And my Sandy was a rat."

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You think I-I can

"You think I-I can"

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bother you for a little bit more food?

"bother you for a little bit more food?"

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- _ - Then I living in room with ten women

"- _ - Then I living in room with ten women"

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and one bring home magazine

"and one bring home magazine"

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and they saying it looks like me, only beautiful.

"and they saying it looks like me, only beautiful."

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It was you.

"It was you."

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So then

"So then"

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I go to government building

"I go to government building"

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and I find two certificate of birth.

"and I find two certificate of birth."

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- _ - So then I sell goat

"- _ - So then I sell goat"

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and I have money to come here.

"and I have money to come here."

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Well, that's... quite the story.

"Well, that's... quite the story."

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you still have some, uh, chocolate on your finger.

"you still have some, uh, chocolate on your finger."

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No, uh, hair dye.

"No, uh, hair dye."

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I fix for you.

"I fix for you."

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- No, I get. - No, no! Wait.

"- No, I get. - No, no! Wait."

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Leaping lizards.

"Leaping lizards."

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Petra, I just talked to Barbara and it's true.

"Petra, I just talked to Barbara and it's true."

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Anezka!

"Anezka!"

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Wait...

"Wait..."

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What the...?

"What the...?"

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Wow.

"Wow."

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This is unbelievable.

"This is unbelievable."

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And yet, somehow, just believable enough.

"And yet, somehow, just believable enough."

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I guess twins really do run in your family.

"I guess twins really do run in your family."

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Oh, my God. Thank God my postpartum medication

"Oh, my God. Thank God my postpartum medication"

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also helps with anxiety.

"also helps with anxiety."

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Wait, so Barbara really wants to sell the Fairwick?

"Wait, so Barbara really wants to sell the Fairwick?"

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Yep.

"Yep."

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Lachlan overspent on construction, she fired him,

"Lachlan overspent on construction, she fired him,"

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and now she just wants out. Which means

"and now she just wants out. Which means"

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I can scoop it up at a fire sale, increase our beachfront.

"I can scoop it up at a fire sale, increase our beachfront."

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And it's got the golf club, which is guaranteed revenue.

"And it's got the golf club, which is guaranteed revenue."

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- You can stop floating the Marbella. - And then our views

"- You can stop floating the Marbella. - And then our views"

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Can you afford it?

"Can you afford it?"

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Not sure.

"Not sure."

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But I am meeting with my money managers.

"But I am meeting with my money managers."

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Wish me luck

"Wish me luck"

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- with my advisor. - Luck!

"- with my advisor. - Luck!"

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And as for why you're really calling, Mateo

"And as for why you're really calling, Mateo"

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