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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Depositions (S06E06)

"- Dang, that's a nice payday."
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"- I'm sorry--a guy got his butt sliced off,"
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"and we didn't hear about it in the news?"
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"- Okay. That makes sense."
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"Like, when you get to where you're going,"
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"♪"
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"You're not a boot guy. - I know."
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"- I'd rather go back to jail."
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"You're, uh, dripping something green there, buddy."
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"- Oh, right. Well, listen. We should go later tonight."
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"- What? No. I'm just trying to be good"
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"and cardboard aliens."
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"I been turned on by worse. - Me, too."
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"- Oh, mind games!"
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"Are you mad at me? Did you find out"
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"Well, I used to have a body like that once."
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"So, you know, so check out your future,"
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"you fart face!"
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"- Hey."
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"- Hang on. What do you think's going on"
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"If anything, he should be laughing at her"
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"- What? No, I'm dating Brian."
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"have been hanging out a lot lately, so..."
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"kinda feels like you guys "like" like each other."
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"where I am the hinge between a romantic primary"
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"- Yes, he was."
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"- A skipped or improperly performed update"
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"of my client, so..."
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"tried to do the updates."
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"- "Somebody like Glenn.""
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"uh, competent, uh, in--in a lot of ways."
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"O-overruled. Yeah. Yeah."
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"something more form-fitting? Man, Customer Service"
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"- Well, it looked like there was less blood in your face."
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"- Okay, great. Just drop 'em on the ground and walk away."
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"Apparently, my door got jammed."
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"- Oh. Okay."
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"So what's your plan?"
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"While you were out there buying socks,"
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"to take the fall for Carol's lawsuit."
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"- Jonah, why would you say that?"
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"Glenn can't afford to get sued."
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"- Yeah. Yeah, got it. Yeah, no."
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"Now, what should I name my boat?"
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"I'm leaning toward "Wet Ride,""
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"- Look, all you guys have to do is go in there"
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"good at his job... which, he is!"
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"Glenn put in everybody's hours for the previous week"
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"go down? - Because somebody"
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"- No. It was an adult that was running away with juice"
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"- Bad at running with juice."
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"is a competent manager?"
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"Oh, boy. Okay..."
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"Glenn i--you know, ha!"
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"Why? Competence."
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"Then Dina, obviously."
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"Preeti is probably up there too."
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"Oh, Mateo. Jeez. Okay."
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"uh, keep things in binders..."
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"So there's gonna be Jonah, Dina, Garrett,"
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"- Eugene O'Malley is Glenn's assistant, yes."
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"and I may have suggested that you were..."
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"- You said that?"
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"- Oh, no! I can't believe that didn't work."
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"about this email you sent. - Really?"
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"Come on, just admit it. You're jealous."
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"Oh, but, yeah, probably confusing."
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"- Mmm. In tenth grade, I was caught between Bo"
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"and then... he took a poo in the backseat"
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"of Darius's mom's station wagon."
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"- Cheyenne, I had such high hopes,"
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"- I 'm just saying that you should tell Garrett"
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"And if he's not willing"
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"then--pfft-- there's no decision to make."
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"because the ducklings were having a tea party,"
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"Look at your ducklings."
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"Huh! That's interesting."
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"Because you all have had the exact same amount of training"
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"that Cloud 9 gives its floor supervisors--"
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"Anyway, if there are no further questions,"
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"I-I'm not going to help--"
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"- Glenn, hey, look, I-- I'm sorry."
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"I should never have implied that you were incompetent."
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"I just said "Jonah," and you completely unloaded."
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"- Aw."
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"- Hey, uh, maybe we should talk about some things."
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"- Oh, yeah, I'll start. Why did I hear"
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"from multiple people that I used to date"
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"- Yeah, here's the thing. Um..."
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"our situation has gotten a little complicated--"
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"- What? - Look,"
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"- Fine with me."
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"- Eugene? Sandra and I are gonna try"
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"- Yep. I felt so bad keeping Mateo from his work."
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"- Wow!"
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"- Naw, it was fun."
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"It was kind of like being in a haunted house."
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"- Look, I was just trying to protect Glenn."
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"sleazy ambulance chaser with her face on every bus."
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"- You're buying!"
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"- Oh, my God, she is the worst."
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"- Okay, those of you who were working"
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"the day that Carol was electrocuted by the robot,"
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"you're gonna be deposed by Carol's lawyer today."
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"- Now, Cloud 9's lawyer will also be present."
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"He advises we answer every question honestly"
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"but try and downplay their liability."
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"So, feel free to get creative walking that perjury line."
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"- How much is Cloud 9 gonna have to pay Carol?"
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"- Oh, I heard about a guy who got his butt sliced off"
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"when a shelf fell."
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"Voop! 10 million."
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"- What? - No, no--"
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"- Wait, so Carol could get $10 million?"
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"T-the world makes sense."
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"- She'll be able to do that thing where you buy a car"
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"and you just drive it once."
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"you just toss the keys to whoever and leave."
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"- No, she's the kinda person"
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