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Clips from Gilmore Girls - Red Light on the Wedding Night (S02E02)

"- Grow our hair long and stop bathing. - Please don't."
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"- Are we eating at the table? - Wherever."
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"- TV? - I'll get a tape."
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"- Can I at least grab some dishes? - Far away from me."
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"- You don't learn very fast, Injun. - How fast do you learn, Billy Jack?"
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"- Fast enough. - 'Billy Jack, I'm gonna kill you..."
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"- 'if it's the last thing I do. ' - He so jinxed himself with that one."
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"He should've said, 'Billy Jack, I'm gonna kill you..."
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"'or buy myself a lovely chenille sweater. '"
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"Either way, he wins."
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"How many times have you seen this movie?"
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"I'm out of digits."
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"You can't see a Billy Jack movie too many times."
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"Who's the guy Billy Jack..."
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"All right, you cats. Very slowly now."
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"- Let's do some jumping jacks. - Spread out."
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"One."
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"- It's the counting part. - He means it, Daniel."
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"Here comes my favorite and my least favorite line..."
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"all rolled into one."
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"I'm gonna cut your bowels out."
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"- Three. - Comeuppance time."
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"You talk through the whole movie..."
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"and when I say something, you shush me."
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"You're talking through parts we talked through last time."
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"- We haven't seen those parts in a while. - Now it's clear."
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"- Max? - What? The phone?"
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"- Whoever's closest answers. - House rule."
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"You're both closer."
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"I'd have to walk farther, around the coffee table."
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"- With longer legs. - Even if we all left for the phone..."
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"- at the same time... - I got it."
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"You're in charge."
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"I'm gonna like having him around."
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"- Do you want a refill? - Sure, same thing."
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"- We wore him out. - We tend to do that."
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"Well, we are Electra Woman and Dyna Girl."
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"- Electra Woman? - I think it's time to turn in."
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"- No, I'm awake. - You don't look it."
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"- I'm waiting for the guy with the thing... - Mom, get him to bed."
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"Come on, honey."
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"- What happened to Billy Jack? - I'll explain it to you later."
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"Good night."
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"This is weird."
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"- What is it? - Nothing. What are you doing?"
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"- Mom. - I have a boy in my room."
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"- So? - So I have a boy in my room."
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"- It's Max. - I know."
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"- You like Max. - No. Yes, I do, but it's weird."
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"We've never had a man in the house like this up there."
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"So all you need to do is adjust."
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"It's like that time you got the green stripes in your hair."
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"- I hated those green stripes. - Well, I'm tired."
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"No. Wake up."
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"- We've not properly talked about this. - About what?"
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"About having Max in the house. The effect on you."
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"Don't cover up anything."
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"I don't have anything to cover up. I like Max."
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"I know you do. That's good. But once we are married..."
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"- nothing will ever be the same again. - I know."
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"It won't be the'me and you secret club, no-boys-allowed thing' anymore."
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"- It'll be different. - Not just different."
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"Our lives as we know them will be over."
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"- Mom, we're not dying. - No, we're not dying."
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"But the life we had is gonna morph into this mutation that we..."
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"- could never possibly have conceived. - Like the giant ants in Them!?"
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"Yes, and I don't want it to be like giant ants..."
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"that's why I'm talking about it now."
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"- because Max is living here. - Good."
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"You can't walk around in the buff anymore."
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"I don't remember ever walking around in the buff."
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"Somewhere around there."
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"- Does he hog the bed? - No."
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"- He's a very stay-on-his-side kind of guy. - Good."
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"- He's cute. He wears pajama bottoms. - Stop there."
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"Not funny ones. I hate funny bottoms."
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"I'm gonna call you Funny Bottoms from now on."
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"- I'm happy. - Then it'll be fine."
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"- You'll get used to it, having Max there. - I know. You're right. I will."
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"I will get used to it."
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"So?"
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"You need to be a big girl and go to your own room."
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"Okay."
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"- Fine, 10 more minutes. - Thank you."
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"- More? - Abso-tive-o-lutely."
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"- What's up, Taylor? - I know of nothing up."
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"- What's up, Taylor? - I'm just happy."
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"That's what makes me nervous."
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"You're a paranoid man, Luke. I feel very sad for you."
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"Over there."
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"'Cause it's bigger. We're three today."
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"- Three? - Max is with us."
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"Max? So when did Max become invisible to the human eye?"
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"He's on a paper hunt."
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"Max likes his three papers in the morning."
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"The Hartford Courant, The New York Times..."
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"and The Wall Street Journal."
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"- Three papers? - He likes to be well-informed."
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"You be nice, Luke. I mean it."
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"- Hey, there. - Max, buddy."
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"Top of the morning to you. You look good today."
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"- Brown is your color, my friend. - Thanks."
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"- So? - I got two out of three."
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"- Not bad. - No one has The Wall Street Journal."
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"I've got blueberry pancakes this morning."
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"- Bring them. - Bring them twice."
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"- And you? - I'm gonna need a minute."
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"- Well, then hold off. - Same here."
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"- I might run out of the pancakes. - Go ahead, order."
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"- I'll just be a minute. - It's okay, we'll wait."
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"I'm almost out and I can't make more."
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"- Set some aside. - First come, first served."
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"- We'll take our chances. - Yes, we'll wait."
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"Whatever."
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"- You didn't need to do that. - We're happy to."
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"Yeah, that's still eggs and your basic breakfast stuff there."
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"- Just order. - We're fine."
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"I want you guys to go at your normal pace."
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"My rhythm might not necessarily be your rhythm."
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"- What's this? - The lunch menu."
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