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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - Palestinian Chicken (S08E08)

"- Ah. Oh! Nice. - Huh? Huh?"
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"Why? - You've gotta go? Take it easy."
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"- at a certain time. - How did I know that? "I told ilene.""
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"- "I've gotta get back." - Okay."
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"- Thank you, Eddie. - ( All laugh )"
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"- No one's seen him! - What does he think?"
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"- I gotta... I'm sorry, I gotta go. - See you guys later."
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"- See you, guys. - Okay okay."
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"- Hey, let's get something to eat. - Okay."
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"- It's unlike anything I've ever even tasted. - What about this place?"
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"Look at these posters, huh?"
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"Larry: We're probably the only Jews ever walked in here."
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"for Jews who are cheating on their spouses"
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"- to come to. - Oh yeah."
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"Because no Jews ever come here. They'd be so safe."
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"No one you know is ever gonna see you here."
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"Looks like they're planning the next intifada"
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"at this table, but look at this woman."
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"- ( Crashes ) - oh my god!"
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"( Sighs )"
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"( Tisks )"
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"- no, you know what? They're doing their best. - I have to say..."
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"- Jeff: You hit it? - I'm afraid so."
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"I'm so stupid. I tried to back up with mirrors only."
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"but I... I kinda banged into your car."
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"It's my... I'll pay for the whole thing."
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"- Sammi? Hi. - Oh hey, Larry."
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"What the hell is she doing here?"
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"You know what? I have a challah in the car that I'll bring in."
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"Okay. - Yeah, 'cause I put a lot of time into this."
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"- Okay, I'm counting on you. - All right."
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"- I'm hungry. - Well, you can't drink the wine without the prayer."
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"- I'm with Larry on this. - I guess we're drinking."
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"- Al... what is it called? - Al-abbas best original chicken."
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"- L.o.l. - ( Jeff chuckles )"
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"I mean, they can legally do it, true. But should they?"
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"I hear the chicken's really good, by the way."
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"at this new location they're trying to open."
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"- Funkhouser: Count me in. - Jeff, we're going, okay?"
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"Jeff and I are in. We're in on the rally."
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"- ( Ron chuckles ) wow, Larry. - The beef is delicious."
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"- Larry, what? - Juliet: They're not..."
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"Not at all. Not at all. Hey, I got a good joke."
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"What are you bringing your daughter to an adult dinner party for?"
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"- There's a level, okay? - Larry: A level?"
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"( Chatting )"
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"That's why you say "no matter what." This is the what."
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"But now... - that's why you asked me and not these other people,"
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"Give me the cake, Larry!"
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"Ron: I got an estimate on the car."
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"You tell people how you're feeling, what you're thinking..."
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"What was the kid doing there, right?"
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"Why do you bring your daughter to an adult dinner party?"
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"Well, you know, thank you."
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"- Well, just tell her to stop saying it. - I can't tell her that."
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"We'll get into a fight, it'll last for months."
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"I know. I'd just like to avoid the whole thing,"
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"You could say it to her, you know?"
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"- I will pay for it myself. - Let me see if I've got this right."
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"- Yeah. - I tell her to stop saying "I.O.L."..."
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"- Yeah, you've got it. - It's a deal. Thank you so much."
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"This is... oh, you've taken a load off my shoulders,"
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"- Larry: Hey. - Hi, honey."
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"God, that store was so crowded."
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"- Crowded? - How are you?"
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"- Oh, you did notice that? - Yeah. Are you dating?"
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"A date is an experience you have with another person"
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"- out of your mind? - What are you talking about?"
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"Did I tell Larry that? Of course I wouldn't tell Larry that."
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"Ilene: And you care how I express myself?"
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"- I think the way you express yourself is like a child. - That's bullshit."
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"He said he'd forget about the money for the car,"
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"I know. By the way, I was this close"
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"- Why are you saying that? - She knew."
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"I can have chicken at this anti-semitic shithole."
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"- Yeah, that's no good. - What's not gonna work?"
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"No. - You're shoving it in their faces."
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"- It's far too cocky a move. - Yeah. Yeah."
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"- Proud Jews wear yarmulkes. - Yeah. Be proud here in the parking lot."
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"- Let's just go in and sit down. - It's a cocky move."
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"- Do you understand? - What the hell is that?"
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"- Labe. - Son of nat."
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"Let's get some chicken."
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"Larry: Eddie and ilene just walked in."
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"- What? - I am out of here."
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"- You're taking the chicken? - Yes, of course."
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"- Hey. - Hey. Hi."
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"( Mimics Humphrey bogart ) out of all the hummus joints in all the world,"
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"- "no matter what." - Yeah yeah yeah, I..."
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"He doesn't like the way she keeps saying "I.O.L.""
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"It's a wonderful thing to say. I love when she says "I.O.L.""
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"If anyone quits, we're disqualified."
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"- Okay. - Promise."
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"By the way, your lunch is on me."
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"Well, I'm sure there was other things that drove her to it too."
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"- Ron's not gonna play on this team... - Jeff: Not a chance."
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"- It's obviously not... - I... I didn't really care about the joke."
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"That's not why I got up and left."
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"Actually, that's what I wanted to talk to you about."
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"every time after my mom takes a sip of something,"
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"She smacks her lips together and does this little"
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""ahh" thing."
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"- I have noticed, yeah. - It's awful."
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"- "Ahh." right? Isn't that it? - It's horrible."
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"It's humiliating. All of my friends make fun of me in the morning"
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"He can't stand up to her. He's scared of her."
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"I'm not your man."
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"- What are you talking about? - I couldn't help"
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"Fuck me, you fucking Jew!"
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"You zionist pig. You occupying fuck."
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"Yeah, take it, Jew. Take it, Jew."
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"those frenchies seek him everywhere,"
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"is he in heaven, is he in hell?"
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"Good night."
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"It wants to go home."
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"in the golf tournament Saturday because I have to honor the sabbath."
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"is unable to play because it's the sabbath, yes, I'm koufaxing you."
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"- Give it to me! - You said, "no matter what"!"
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"You made a trade with the rabbi?"
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"All we have to do is finish on 18 and we win."
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